RAPR—The Last Cone
Purple stared out one of the windows of the Massive. He was enjoying the view while waiting for Red to come back from telling someone to unload the latest snacks from Foodcourtia.
"Man…. Red should hurry up! I'm hungry…." He complained.
He leaned on something while he stared out the window. Then, he heard the familiar sound of the door opening, and the crash of several new snacks falling onto the floor. Literally, it had been brought to the room in a food-carrying dump truck.
"Alright, that should do it, my Tallest." The worker said before leaving to go back to work.
"See, Pur? Now we have our snacks." Red said, as he walked (floated) over to Purple.
"Well, I can't help it if I'm impatient when it comes to my snacks." Purple said.
"iOur/i snacks, Pur. iOurs/i."
"Yeah, yeah. What ever. So, what'd we get?" the lilac wearing Tallest's purple eyes sparkled.
"Heh, heh. Well, we have donuts, popcorn, sandwiches, nachos, cookies—"
"Hey, what's this? Why is there only one left?"
"That, Purple, is and ice cream cone."
"Why didn't you order one for me, then?"
"It's not my fault that you weren't there to look over the menu for our order."
"You iknow/i I like most things that you like!"
"So?"
"RED!"
"Buyers keeps, not there to buy them's weepers~!" Red said triumphantly.
"Gimmie that!"
Purple jumped on Red's back, nearly knocking him over. Meanwhile, behind them, the hungry workers were stealing their food since they never got fed.
The red eyed Tallest licked the chocolate treat all over so that it'd be unappetizing to his higher voiced friend.
"Ha! Now, you can't POSSIBLY want it!" Red said cruelly.
"Not quite!" Purple reached over without warning, and fit the whole ball of chocolate in his mouth, leaving the cone for Red, who stared at it with wide eyes. He then looked to Purple, who was waving a hand in front of his mouth frantically as though he had taken a big bite of something hot.
"What on Irk is wrong with iyou/i, Pur—"
All of a sudden, Purple grabbed Red and forced him into what Red ithought/i would be their first kiss, but it turned out Purple was forcing half of the ice cold treat into Red's mouth.
They both accidentally swallowed it, forgetting the awful consequences.
"AHH! BRAIN FREEZE!" they both screamed in unison.
"Now look at what you've done!" Red exclaimed.
"Me! You started this whole mess!" Purple retorted.
"OH NO! WE'VE BEEN STOLEN FROM!" the ruby eyed Tallest yelled, realizing that all of the snacks that had been left alone had been taken from them. The both screamed again.
"NOOOOOOOOOO!"
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