Disclaimer: Don't own Stargate, wish I could be in it, but I'm not. I do
however own this new team-yey!
Authors note: I don't know what the age restrictions are for America, but I'm saying they are 21. They're 18 in the UK-hah ha! Fredrick and Leigha are under 21 obviously.
*Change of setting.
~Flashback.
Baby Sitting.
A figure stood in the control room, looking out to the big alien ring that was the Stargate. He tried to remember how many times he had stood like this waiting for his premiere team to call home; he lost count over the years. They always seem to make it though, most of the time injured, possibly even missing a member, but it all seemed to be alright in the end.
It was different this time, they had taken a brand new team out on what seemed like an ordinary sign a treaty visit; they were due back 10 hours ago.
Hammond sighed, what could have gone wrong? SG2 had already made first contact the week before and hadn't had any trouble.
He smiled at the reaction Jack gave when he was told he was babysitting a new team.
~ "What?! No way, get some other loser to play nanny."
"Colonel, like it or not, you are the premiere team, but you don't get any special treatment because I like you. Look after them."
"Yes Sir." He grumbled walking out of the room. ~
He jumped as the klaxons went off and the Stargate started to move. He prayed to whichever false God was listening that it was all of SG1 and SG17.
"Receiving SG1s iris code."
"Open the iris!" The General shouted. "Get a medical team down here!"
The shiny metal cover swirled open to reveal a light blue, vertical puddle. After two minutes of waiting, a tall man walked through the 'wormhole' struggling with a young woman. He walked down the ramp and was soon followed by five more men and another woman, all of whom seemed to be walking in diagonal lines.
"You tried to sell me you bastard!" Cried the girl to one of the younger men.
"Too bad they didn't want you!" He laughed and hiccupped. This sent the rest of them, apart from Teal'c and the girl, into a fit of giggles.
"Colonel O'Neill." Hammond said walking into the room. "What is going on?"
"Well you see Sir...the thing is..."
"I believe that they are intoxicated with alcohol GeneralHammond." Said Teal'c, putting the girl down.
"Argh!" She shouted and tried to attack the man who had tried to sell her. Luckily Teal'c had disarmed her before they left the planet, but she still had a lot of kick in her.
"Captain Davies!" Hammond shouted. The girl stopped, turned to face the General and gave a sloppy salute, then proceeded to collapse.
The medical team, which had just entered rushed to the girl and put her on a stretcher. The drunken SG teams started to giggle again, they laughed so much they all had to sit down to be able to breathe. Doctor Fraiser walked over to where they were slumped onto of each other and tapped her foot.
"Look, it's Janet." Daniel slurred. "Hiya Janet!"
"Doctor Fraiser, would you please take SG1 and SG17 to the infirmary. We will debrief when they are sober." Hammond glared at his 2IC.
"Aww, come on George. We can debrief now, get it over with."
"Colonel, if you call me George once more while on duty I will have you court marshalled for insubordination."
Major Carter laughed again at the look on Jacks face, there were too many long words in that sentence for a drunk.
"Move people!" Hammond said before he left the room. He didn't know whether he was supposed to be amused or angry at the success of the mission. Wait a minute; he didn't know how the actual treaty went, oh well at least the first trip out for SG17 didn't end in a letter home to the relatives. He had had to do too many of those in his time.
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*The morning after – Infirmary.
Colonel O'Neill groaned and rolled over, he soon rolled back because he seemed to have an IV stabbed into his hand.
"Morning Colonel." That voice, he recognised that voice...Janet Fraiser...the infirmary...ah crap!
He tried to open his eyes but the light was too bright, and hell, his head was killing him.
"Pain killers."
"Sorry Colonel. The General has ordered me not to give any of you pain killers to see if you will learn your lesson." She smirked, yes she did just hear him mutter 'Napoleonic power monger'. She pulled out the IV. "Your debriefing is in an hour, I suggest you get up and find some breakfast."
She walked off to see to her other hangover patients who were starting to groan.
*Briefing room.
SG1 and SG17, minus Captain Davies, were sitting around the large table nursing cups of coffee. All looked hung over and tired, the coffee wasn't working one bit, apart from Daniel who was one his fourth cup and high as a kite.
Teal'c looked fine, he was also the only one that felt refreshed and ready to go on another mission if necessary.
Hammond walked in and sat in his chair at the head of the table. "So what exactly happened yesterday?"
~ "Wow, this place is cool!" Said Major Hill stepping through the event horizon to P3X-678. "Is anyone else cold?"
"You'll get used to it." Said Dr Jackson walking towards a group of people coming down the path. The rest of them followed.
"Welcome, you are friends of Lou Ferreti from Earth?" Said an elderly man wearing purple and gold, silk robes.
"Yes we are I am Daniel Jackson, this is Jack O'Neill, Sam Carter, Teal'c, Corbin Hill, Bill Thomas, Fredrick Craig and Leigha Davies." He said pointing each person out individually.
"Leigha is a pretty name." Said one of the young men standing next to the leader.
Captain Davies edged closer to the person next to her, which happened to be Major Hill.
"Don't make such comments Falin, you have just this minute met her. Is your brain in your genitalia?" The leader whispered to the boy.
"I am Falin, this is Talir. We are most happy to make your acquaintance." He said bowing slightly. "Come we are to celebrate our treaty." ~
"So you went to the party?"
"Yes Sir, we thought it would be good to join in traditions." Said the Colonel.
"So then what happened?"
"Well they gave us some drinks, they tasted like peaches."
"They were alcoholic beverages GeneralHammond." Said Teal'c. "I declined."
"They were intimidated by you T. They forced us to drink it."
"Jack, they didn't force us."
"Fine, Daniel suggested that one drink couldn't hurt."
~ "It is good drinking, you will have some more?" Asked Falin to Leigha. Leigha looked at Colonel O'Neill who nodded, she then accepted another.
"This stuff is really nice." Said Fredrick helping himself to some more from the pitcher on their table.
"Yeah well, don't have too much, I think it might be alcoholic." Jack said before downing his cupful. ~
"Sir, they were very addictive drinks." Major Carter butted in.
"So you couldn't help yourselves?"
"Yeah," Jack glanced at Hammond. "It didn't help that Falin was giving Captain Davies more than the rest of us."
"You should have stopped him."
"By the time I realised she was already well passed it."
"Teal'c?"
"I was trying to stop MajorCarter from drinking anymore." He said as Sam blushed.
"Major Hill, what exactly did Captain Davies mean when she said you tried to sell her?"
"I what?!" The blonde man cried. "Oh man is she gonna kill me."
"Can anyone explain?"
"Uh, it got a bit fuzzy before then Sir."
"Anyone?"
"I believe Falin suggested that he would like to take LeighaDavies as his wife. MajorHill would only let her go for a decent price. After ten minutes there were twenty men bidding for her."
"Where was she at this time?"
"Dancing with MajorCarter and DanielJackson."
"I was dancing?!" Cried Daniel.
"Indeed."
As Daniel sat cringing in his chair, Doctor Fraiser walked in with Captain Davies. Leigha looked surprisingly awake and chirpy for someone who collapsed the night before.
"Good morning Doctor, Captain."
"General." The two women replied.
"How are they today?"
"Hangovers all round I'm afraid, apart from Captain Davies who seems fine. Other than that they are all in perfect health."
"Good, dismissed doctor."
Janet walked out of the room while Leigha sat in the only remaining seat next to Bill.
"Captain, what do you remember from last night?"
"Not much, being auctioned off," She glared at Hill. "Teal'c gathering everyone up to bring home, oh and getting the treaty."
"So you did manage to get it signed."
"Yes Sir, right before we got sloshed." Jack smiled.
"Well consider that a successful mission, but if I find any of you drunk on a mission again you will be court marshalled. Or if you attempt to sell one of your teammates! And you do realise that Captain Davies and Dr Craig are still under age?"
"Yes Sir!" Said everyone apart from Teal'c. Jack looked at him.
"I have nothing to apologise for and I did not realise about such restrictions."
"Dismissed people, for two days leave."
As they walked out of Cheyenne Mountain Jack turned to his team and their newly acquired friends.
"So, which bar shall we hit first? I'm buying."
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Endnote: Please Review!!!!!!!! And by the way, Jack is buying so that Leigha and Fredrick don't have to go up to the bar to order so they won't be IDed. Other people will buy the next round etc... And I know that you have to be in the Air Force for a long time and older to be Captain and Doctor is a lot of studying for a long time so the characters couldn't be real. But guess what? It's not real, it's a story!!!!!
Authors note: I don't know what the age restrictions are for America, but I'm saying they are 21. They're 18 in the UK-hah ha! Fredrick and Leigha are under 21 obviously.
*Change of setting.
~Flashback.
Baby Sitting.
A figure stood in the control room, looking out to the big alien ring that was the Stargate. He tried to remember how many times he had stood like this waiting for his premiere team to call home; he lost count over the years. They always seem to make it though, most of the time injured, possibly even missing a member, but it all seemed to be alright in the end.
It was different this time, they had taken a brand new team out on what seemed like an ordinary sign a treaty visit; they were due back 10 hours ago.
Hammond sighed, what could have gone wrong? SG2 had already made first contact the week before and hadn't had any trouble.
He smiled at the reaction Jack gave when he was told he was babysitting a new team.
~ "What?! No way, get some other loser to play nanny."
"Colonel, like it or not, you are the premiere team, but you don't get any special treatment because I like you. Look after them."
"Yes Sir." He grumbled walking out of the room. ~
He jumped as the klaxons went off and the Stargate started to move. He prayed to whichever false God was listening that it was all of SG1 and SG17.
"Receiving SG1s iris code."
"Open the iris!" The General shouted. "Get a medical team down here!"
The shiny metal cover swirled open to reveal a light blue, vertical puddle. After two minutes of waiting, a tall man walked through the 'wormhole' struggling with a young woman. He walked down the ramp and was soon followed by five more men and another woman, all of whom seemed to be walking in diagonal lines.
"You tried to sell me you bastard!" Cried the girl to one of the younger men.
"Too bad they didn't want you!" He laughed and hiccupped. This sent the rest of them, apart from Teal'c and the girl, into a fit of giggles.
"Colonel O'Neill." Hammond said walking into the room. "What is going on?"
"Well you see Sir...the thing is..."
"I believe that they are intoxicated with alcohol GeneralHammond." Said Teal'c, putting the girl down.
"Argh!" She shouted and tried to attack the man who had tried to sell her. Luckily Teal'c had disarmed her before they left the planet, but she still had a lot of kick in her.
"Captain Davies!" Hammond shouted. The girl stopped, turned to face the General and gave a sloppy salute, then proceeded to collapse.
The medical team, which had just entered rushed to the girl and put her on a stretcher. The drunken SG teams started to giggle again, they laughed so much they all had to sit down to be able to breathe. Doctor Fraiser walked over to where they were slumped onto of each other and tapped her foot.
"Look, it's Janet." Daniel slurred. "Hiya Janet!"
"Doctor Fraiser, would you please take SG1 and SG17 to the infirmary. We will debrief when they are sober." Hammond glared at his 2IC.
"Aww, come on George. We can debrief now, get it over with."
"Colonel, if you call me George once more while on duty I will have you court marshalled for insubordination."
Major Carter laughed again at the look on Jacks face, there were too many long words in that sentence for a drunk.
"Move people!" Hammond said before he left the room. He didn't know whether he was supposed to be amused or angry at the success of the mission. Wait a minute; he didn't know how the actual treaty went, oh well at least the first trip out for SG17 didn't end in a letter home to the relatives. He had had to do too many of those in his time.
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*The morning after – Infirmary.
Colonel O'Neill groaned and rolled over, he soon rolled back because he seemed to have an IV stabbed into his hand.
"Morning Colonel." That voice, he recognised that voice...Janet Fraiser...the infirmary...ah crap!
He tried to open his eyes but the light was too bright, and hell, his head was killing him.
"Pain killers."
"Sorry Colonel. The General has ordered me not to give any of you pain killers to see if you will learn your lesson." She smirked, yes she did just hear him mutter 'Napoleonic power monger'. She pulled out the IV. "Your debriefing is in an hour, I suggest you get up and find some breakfast."
She walked off to see to her other hangover patients who were starting to groan.
*Briefing room.
SG1 and SG17, minus Captain Davies, were sitting around the large table nursing cups of coffee. All looked hung over and tired, the coffee wasn't working one bit, apart from Daniel who was one his fourth cup and high as a kite.
Teal'c looked fine, he was also the only one that felt refreshed and ready to go on another mission if necessary.
Hammond walked in and sat in his chair at the head of the table. "So what exactly happened yesterday?"
~ "Wow, this place is cool!" Said Major Hill stepping through the event horizon to P3X-678. "Is anyone else cold?"
"You'll get used to it." Said Dr Jackson walking towards a group of people coming down the path. The rest of them followed.
"Welcome, you are friends of Lou Ferreti from Earth?" Said an elderly man wearing purple and gold, silk robes.
"Yes we are I am Daniel Jackson, this is Jack O'Neill, Sam Carter, Teal'c, Corbin Hill, Bill Thomas, Fredrick Craig and Leigha Davies." He said pointing each person out individually.
"Leigha is a pretty name." Said one of the young men standing next to the leader.
Captain Davies edged closer to the person next to her, which happened to be Major Hill.
"Don't make such comments Falin, you have just this minute met her. Is your brain in your genitalia?" The leader whispered to the boy.
"I am Falin, this is Talir. We are most happy to make your acquaintance." He said bowing slightly. "Come we are to celebrate our treaty." ~
"So you went to the party?"
"Yes Sir, we thought it would be good to join in traditions." Said the Colonel.
"So then what happened?"
"Well they gave us some drinks, they tasted like peaches."
"They were alcoholic beverages GeneralHammond." Said Teal'c. "I declined."
"They were intimidated by you T. They forced us to drink it."
"Jack, they didn't force us."
"Fine, Daniel suggested that one drink couldn't hurt."
~ "It is good drinking, you will have some more?" Asked Falin to Leigha. Leigha looked at Colonel O'Neill who nodded, she then accepted another.
"This stuff is really nice." Said Fredrick helping himself to some more from the pitcher on their table.
"Yeah well, don't have too much, I think it might be alcoholic." Jack said before downing his cupful. ~
"Sir, they were very addictive drinks." Major Carter butted in.
"So you couldn't help yourselves?"
"Yeah," Jack glanced at Hammond. "It didn't help that Falin was giving Captain Davies more than the rest of us."
"You should have stopped him."
"By the time I realised she was already well passed it."
"Teal'c?"
"I was trying to stop MajorCarter from drinking anymore." He said as Sam blushed.
"Major Hill, what exactly did Captain Davies mean when she said you tried to sell her?"
"I what?!" The blonde man cried. "Oh man is she gonna kill me."
"Can anyone explain?"
"Uh, it got a bit fuzzy before then Sir."
"Anyone?"
"I believe Falin suggested that he would like to take LeighaDavies as his wife. MajorHill would only let her go for a decent price. After ten minutes there were twenty men bidding for her."
"Where was she at this time?"
"Dancing with MajorCarter and DanielJackson."
"I was dancing?!" Cried Daniel.
"Indeed."
As Daniel sat cringing in his chair, Doctor Fraiser walked in with Captain Davies. Leigha looked surprisingly awake and chirpy for someone who collapsed the night before.
"Good morning Doctor, Captain."
"General." The two women replied.
"How are they today?"
"Hangovers all round I'm afraid, apart from Captain Davies who seems fine. Other than that they are all in perfect health."
"Good, dismissed doctor."
Janet walked out of the room while Leigha sat in the only remaining seat next to Bill.
"Captain, what do you remember from last night?"
"Not much, being auctioned off," She glared at Hill. "Teal'c gathering everyone up to bring home, oh and getting the treaty."
"So you did manage to get it signed."
"Yes Sir, right before we got sloshed." Jack smiled.
"Well consider that a successful mission, but if I find any of you drunk on a mission again you will be court marshalled. Or if you attempt to sell one of your teammates! And you do realise that Captain Davies and Dr Craig are still under age?"
"Yes Sir!" Said everyone apart from Teal'c. Jack looked at him.
"I have nothing to apologise for and I did not realise about such restrictions."
"Dismissed people, for two days leave."
As they walked out of Cheyenne Mountain Jack turned to his team and their newly acquired friends.
"So, which bar shall we hit first? I'm buying."
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Endnote: Please Review!!!!!!!! And by the way, Jack is buying so that Leigha and Fredrick don't have to go up to the bar to order so they won't be IDed. Other people will buy the next round etc... And I know that you have to be in the Air Force for a long time and older to be Captain and Doctor is a lot of studying for a long time so the characters couldn't be real. But guess what? It's not real, it's a story!!!!!