Humility and Tolerance : Prologue

It all started the year I turned eighteen.
The damned fool wouldn't even let up while we were training together.

"I love you Sa-"

*Bonk!*

"Would you shut the hell up!?"

*Fffwhoosh*

"So mean! And angry too... I MEAN IT THOUGH!"

*Crack!*

"Get over it you damn pervert!"

*Thump*

"Is this because of the age thing? Because if it is, I thin-"

*THWAK!*

"That isn't why and you know it!"

*Swishhhh*

"Why?"

*Pant pant*

"I love someone already! And the billion other reasons..."

*Schwap!*

"Who? Sasuke? You mean you haven't noticed how his hair looks exactly like a duck's ass?"

*SMACK!*

"Uhg! For the hundredth time! SHUT! UP!"

By the time I turned nineteen, I was pretty much used to it.
Though I probably should have known it would only get worse once I was able to go to bars and drink.

"Sakura. I'm... in love with you."

*Clink*

"Two more of these please? Make one a double."

*Swooosh*

"Ouch! Ignoring me? Hmmm, didn't you hear me? Should I say it louder?"

*Splash*

"Should I drive my fist through your face?"

*Chug chug*

"My fa-?! Oh I get it. Its my scars. Well I will have you know that most women find them rather attractive."

*Donk*

"It isn't anything about your idiotic face. You know that."

*Glug glug glug*

"Why?"

*Tap tap*

"I've given up on stupid boys- and before you say it! No, you aren't a man. Yes, you are a stupid boy. No matter how old you are."

*Slosh*

"So it's Ino then? You know, I can think of at least one thing I can offer you that she never coul-"

*SMACK!*

"For the thousandth time! GO! AWAY!"

It barely even annoyed me anymore when I was twenty.
However, when my desk piled up at work, it still got me going having to deal with the paperwork and him.

"Hi Sa-"

*Shuffle*

"Yeah I know. You love me."

*Flip*

"I was just going to say hello actually..."

*Pat*

"Oh. Well, hey to you too. You know I reall-"

*Shifffft*

"ButalsoIloveyou."

*Zwwwwwip!*

"IDIOT!"

*Crinkle*

"Whaa!? You can't honestly still care about the whole 'sensei' thing! It's already been ove-"

*Tip tap*

"What is this? The freaking stone age? And don't you dare say why!"

*Frrrushh*

"Wh- Uhhh... Dōshite?"

*Thwak!*

"I. Have. A fucking. BOYFRIEND!"

*Huff huff*

"Oh come on! Kiba?! Oh speaking of Kiba actually... have you gotten him house-trained yet?"

*SMACK!*

"For the millionth time Kakashi. FORGET IT!"

The year I turned 21 things got slightly... different.
That was the year he gave me an offer I -almost- couldn't refuse.

Whelp! Here it begins! I don't want to give away too much yet, but yes, this is a KakaSaku story.
A really goofy, fluffy, lemon-y, sorta-canon sorta-not, KakaSaku story.

P.S I am still working on my Fairy Tail story. I know it's been forever but EXCUSES OK!?
P.P.S This story won't be as filthy as the FT one. STILL LEMONY THOUGH SO LOOK OUT!