Author's Note: My second fic! Please R&R and submit dares!
Disclaimer: ME. NO. OWN. POKEMON. GET IT?
Lily: Hi! I'm Lily, your hostess on ..
All: THE POKEMON ULTRA MEGA DARE SHOW!
Lily: You, the readers, can send in dares through review or PM and watch your characters make complete jackasses out of themselves!
The character that you can send in dares for are:
Lily
Ash
Misty
Brock
May
Drew
Max
Brianna
Rudy
Harley
Gary
Leaf
Solidad
Pikachu
Togepi
My dumb coordinating twin brother, Nathan
Dawn
Paul
Reggie
Ursala
Kenny
Zoey
Iris
Cilan
Just so you get the idea, here are some of the creator's dares
Hi! Wheely here! My dares:
Ash: Tell Misty she's fat
Misty: Don't hit Ash when he says you're fat Brock: Stand in front of a bunch of Nurse Joys in bikinis, but stay silent
May: Eat every rose that Drew has ever given you
Drew: Say,"I'm gay", at the end of every sentence
Max: You get lucky. I have no dares for you.
Brianna: Be forced to watch Dora the Explorer for 12 hours straight. I hate your guts.
Rudy: Make out with Misty and face Ash's wrath
Harley: First of all, STOP BEING SO GAY! Second, taze Brock every time he tries to talk to or about Nurse Joy
Gary: Let every person on this show kick you wherever they want
Leaf: Pop your own Jigglypuff. If you refuse, Solidad will taze you.
Solidad: Taze Leaf if she won't pop her Jigglypuff
Nathan: Act and dress like Yoshi for the rest of the chapter Dawn: dress and act like Paul for the whole chapter
Paul: Act like Dr. Rabbit until Dawn kicks you in the nuts
Reggie:None for you yet
Lily: Resist the urge to punch Nathan's face in
Ursula: Go on the Today show and hold up a sign that says,"I'm Lesbian".
Kenny: Eat lead, sucka!
Zoey: Shave yo head
Iris: Eat a cake! I have nothing against you
Cilan: Go 3 hour without using a fancy word
Lily: Let the torture begin! Ash, go.
Ash: Misty, you're fat
Misty: I'll teach you *kicks in balls*
Ash: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAKKKKKKKK!
Brock: I didn't know that Ash could screech that high!
Lily: Bring out the Joys, stage crew!
Brock: Hummina...Hummina...Sooo..Purty..AAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCKKKK!
Harley: Glad you met my new friend Mr. Tazer
Lily: Thank you, Harley. May?
May: (starts eating roses) They still have thorns in them!
Lily: Less whining, more eating. Drew?
Drew: F**k you and I'm gay.
Lily: LOL I love that one. Have a cookie, Max.
Max: Make May eat more roses!
Drew: Yeah, and I'm gay.
Lily: Escort Brianna to the torture chamber, Steve, my retarted Mudkip friend
Brianna: *being dragged away* Oh noses! Not Dora!
*12 hours of annoying repetance later*
Brianna:(in fetal position in corner) Where's the mountain? Where?
Drew: LOL and I'm gay.
Rudy: C'mere, Misty! (smooches)
Misty: Pervert! (perv slaps Rudy)
Ash: Pikachu! Use Thunder
Rudy:(gets killed)
Lily: Take him to be revived, Steve
Steve: Okey Dokey!
Lily: Harley! Stop being gay!
Harley: I will do the best I can
Lily: Good. Everybody, line up to kick Gary in the nuts! Steve, restrain Mr. Oak!
Gary: NOO! NOO! TAKE KETCHUM, NOT ME!
Ash: Just for that, I get to kick him first!
Lily: We are taking a 15 minute intermission to destroy Gary's factories. Please stand by.
{15 minutes of ball kicking later..}
Gary: *I want my mommy!*
Lily: Steve, get the perimedics.
Steve: HELP! LITTLE TIMMY FELL DOWN THE WELL!
Lily: Okay... Leaf, get to popping!
Leaf: Not my precious Jigglypuff!
Lily: Solidad, get to tazing
Leaf: ZHAAAAAAA!
Solidad: That was fun. STEVE! GET THE MEDS DOWN HERE!
Lily: Nathan! Get your ass out here!
Nathan: (from backstage) No! I look gayer than Harley in this thing!
Harley: I resent that!
Lily: We got cookies.
Nathan: Yoshi!
Drew: You do look retarded and I'm gay.
May: uugh, no..more..roses(passes out)
Lily: (Dials phone) Hello, Martin? It's me again.
Solidad: Eew..Lily, your brother laid an egg on my shoe.
Lily: Get back here, you green brat!
Nathan: Yosh, Yoshi!
Solidad: I guess I'm hosting for a while. Dawn, here's your Paul costume. Get to work.
Paul: Where did you get my clothes?
Solidad: A little guy named Reggie. Have some cake, Reggie.
Reggie: Pwned, Paul!
Dawn: Hi, I'm Emo.
Paul: I AM NOT EMO, YOU ******** **** *********!
Solidad: PAUL! THERE ARE CHILDREN HERE!
Max: What to those words mean?
Solidad: STEVE! ESCORT THIS CHILD TO THE NEAREST ICE CREAM PARLOR!
Dawn: Work harder, Chimchar! I don't care about your pain.
Solidad: Paul, it's time for your dare!
Paul: No. Friggin. Way. I Hate Dr. Rabbit's guts
Dawn: Just do it, you emo!
Paul: Uugh..HELLO THERE! I AM DOCTOR RABBIT, THE WORLD'S ONLY RABBIT DENTIST! JOIN ME AS I TEACH CHILDREN AROUND THE WORLD HOW TO HAVE BRIGHT, HEALTHY SMILES!
Solidad: Better. Ursula, here's the sign. Go on the Today show.
Drew: Turn on the TV and I'm gay.
(TV turns on)
Misty: OMG! That is soo funny
Dawn: Take that, you stuck up b***h.
Solidad: Who's the next dipstick? Oh, Kenny. Here's a box of lead. Eat it.
Kenny: OH NOSES! MY ONE WEAKNESS!
Solidad: Less whining, more suffering, pretty boy. Zoey, shave your head.
Zoey: What does this have to do with Pokemon
Solidad: Less raving, more shaving! Cilan, stop with the fancy food talk. Iris, have some cake and watch the show.
(3 hours Later..)
Cilan: Must..say..fancy..words..ughh
Solidad: Jeez,these guys are dropping like flies.
Lily: I'm baack! What did I miss?
Solidad: A lot.
Lily: That's it for this episode. Tune in next time!
R&R Please
-Wheely