Yo waz up our homies…dis is KT and Gina comin' at ya. Hehe. This is our best story yet. So we gotta put this crapola in. We are not J.K. Rowling and we do not own her characters. To bad…we could have made a lot of money…
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Once upon a time in a beautiful land it was a dark and stormy day. Harry, Ron, and The Bitch who we will call "Hermione" were, like, sitting right? They were studying their grades…
"OMFG!" cried Hermione. "Like, I totally fucked up in one of my classes. I only got an Exceeds Expectations instead of an Outstanding!"
"Yo girly.." said Ron "I fucked up in all of my classes. But that's O.K. I don't plan to go anywhere in life anyway."
"And why the fuck not!" Exclaimed Harry. "Your in a children's book, you have to go somewhere…otherwise Disney wouldn't make an F-ing movie out of us. Like..DUH!"
"Hey Hey Hey" cried Hermione. "Don't be bashing the brains outta my man! You asswipe…" Then she flicked him off.
Well this is when things got ugly, or hot, if you are some cracked up pervert…
Harry started casting some magic and crap on Hermione…
"Beckwac Smakshop…turn this bitch into a Soda Pop…" yelled Harry angrily.
Just like that Hermione turned into a Diet Coca Cola. Harry picked her up, drank her, then crushed her fine tin skin, and threw her out.
Now if we were un-creative…that would be the end.
But it's not.
So ha.
Things are about to get uglier (or hotter!)
"Yo! You killed my hoe!" said Ron with as much passion as a mustard and jelly sandwich. (which is SO a lot.)
"Well she tasted good." Said Harry dispassionately.
Yeah…that was the wrong thing to say. Cuz obviously…Ron took it the wrong way.
But Ron was a wuss…so Harry killed him.
THE END.
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