A/N: Heard that Lisbon and Jane got together? I AM STILL ONLY UP TO SEASON 4 AFTER ALL THESE YEARS.
Anyway-this is set way in the future-Lisbon and Jane have twins, a boy and a girl. (I think it would be justice -in a way giving him another daughter but ALSO a son. Evening it out, you know? Plus, think of it as karma for Jane. Can you imagine their kids? Mischief and bad asses much?)
This is emails between them. I needed some cuteness and fluff and yeah.
I made Teresa's name, Teresa Lisbon-Jane because I personally think she would have liked to have kept it in there...I have no idea if that's the case but yeah. Just go with it in this story? Thanks :)
Please tell me what you think!
To: Teresa Lisbon-Jane
From: Patrick Jane
Subject: Good morning...
...my beautiful wife! I miss you. It's not the same, working without you and the team.
To: Patrick Jane
From: Teresa Lisbon-Jane
Subject: Good morning...
...my mischievous husband. Your title is exactly why we work apart. I for one, find it quite peaceful without you.
To: Teresa Lisbon-Jane
From: Patrick Jane
Subject: Why Teresa...
Are you implying that it's too... exciting...and too much for you to handle with me there? ;)
To: Patrick Jane
From: Teresa Lisbon-Jane
Subject: Why Jane...
...that exactly was not what I was implying :) I think we can know I have quite a...handle...on things. I simply meant that it is nice not getting into trouble on every case that I have. But I'm sure you already knew that was exactly what I meant.
To: Teresa Lisbon-Jane
From: Patrick Jane
Subject: You're cranky...
...because you miss me. Want me to fix that? I've heard from Wayne just how good the supply closet really is.
To: Patrick Jane
From: Teresa Lisbon
Subject: Annoying Husbands
I hope my subject line answers your description of me this morning. Um, I don't even want to know why or how that came up in a conversation, nor do I wish to test this 'theory'. What I do wish for is to continue with my work, and see you later tonight.
If you do happen to disregard my wishes, just know that I have a big stapler on my desk, and it's good for more then just stapling things.
If you know what I mean.
Love you.
To: Teresa Lisbon
From: Patrick Jane
Subject: Stapler...
...why Teresa, I am shocked at the thoughts you are entertaining about this stapler! For the sanity of the others, I won't go against your wishes.
Love you too. Have a good day!
To: Patrick Jane
From: Kelly Jane
Subject: Teachers
Hi dad, my phone sort of got taken away from me. Can you uh...come work your magic on my teacher? We both know she has the hots for you. Even Jasper agrees-and that's saying something.
To: Kelly Jane
From: Patrick Jane
Subject: Children
Let me guess-you were texting that Michael, weren't you?
As for your teacher-as proud of you as I am with you for your skills-I wish you would use them for school. Can't believe I actually said that...but, it's true.
And if you're as smart as I know you are, you will know exactly what I mean.
Don't tell your mother i said that.
To: Patrick Jane
From: Kelly Jane
Subject: YOUR children make your heart sing?
Can we move forwards and forget why I lost it, and focus on retrieving it?
Dad-come on. Why do you think I have the spare time to notice about my teacher? Do you THINK i want to be noticing that kind of stuff?
To: Kelly Jane
From: Patrick Jane
Subject: I'm with your teacher on this one
No we cannot move forwards. I know exactly why you want your phone back so badly-and it doesn't take being what we are to realize why. So no, I won't do anything about it. I'm quite happy knowing she has it :) :)
Okay, fair point there. Wouldn't hurt to get extra credit?
To: Teresa Lisbon-Jane
From: Patrick Jane
Subject: Our daughter...
Is going to ask you for something. I recommend you say no ;)
To: Patrick Jane
From: Teresa Lisbon-Jane
Subject: Thanks for the recommendation...
...and the heads up.
To: Teresa Lisbon-Jane
From: Kelly Jane
Subject: Your husband...
...is a cruel man. I need my phone mum! My teacher confiscated it. Can you help? Work your charm or...yano. Just threaten her.
To: Kelly Jane
From: Teresa Lisbon-Jane
Subject: Your father...
...is a good man :) And no, I'm glad she took it away from you in school time. You can see Michael later. I will drop you off at the movies, and I will wait for you at the shops. You're fifteen years old, and you're my child. I think that is fair. Or...I can always get Jasper to drop you off?
Also-I can never just..yano...threaten someone. Unless of course under special circumstances.
To: Teresa Lisbon-Jane
From: Kelly Jane
Subject: No Chance
I never had a chance with being you and dad's child, did I?
Hey, I'm a special circumstance. I'm your daughter!
To: Kelly Jane
From: Teresa Lisbon-Jane
Subject: Our child
Nope ;)
Ha. Ha. Good one, Kel.
Love you, see you at 3pm.
To: Patrick Jane
From: Teresa Lisbon-Jane
Subject: Handled
*dusts off hands*
To: Kelly Jane
From: Patrick Jane
Subject: ?
What happened?
To: Patrick Jane
From: Kelly Jane
Subject: Mum...
is scarier then you.