A/N: this is the spin off of Cullen Conversations. Just cuz that one was story lined. This is just a whole bunch of random crap I feel like writing (: so sit back and relax, and enjoy.
Usernames you need to know:
Edward – SparkleSparkle
Bella – StupidLamp
Renesmee – WolfBaby
Jacob – PedophileMomma
Emmett – LetsFistFight
Alice – LittleSprite
Jasper – WarMemorial
Carlisle – WhatIsIM?
SparkleSparkle, StupidLamp and WarMemorial have all signed in
SparkleSparkle: Love, why is your name StupidLamp?
StupidLamp: Well I was trying to write StupidLamb but I wrote Lamp instead, so it just Stuck!
WarMemorial: Anyone seen Alice? I can't find her, and I'm getting worried.
SparkleSparkle: that explains the overwhelming feeling of worrying in the air
WarMemorial: sorry dude. Just last night I overheard her talking to Emmett
StupidLamp: about what…?
WarMemorial: something about a waffle iron, a jaffle maker, a moose and an igloo
SparkleSparkle: should we be worried?
WolfBaby has signed on
WolfBaby: Momma, Daddy, should I be worried about what Alice and Emmett are doing?
WarMemorial: where are they, Nessie?
WolfBaby: in the garage. I keep hearing Emmett cackling…
WarMemorial: Uh Oh…
WarMemorial has logged off
*screaming is heard in the background, followed by Emmett cackling and Alice laughing*
WolfBaby: Momma…?!
*screaming is heard from Renesmee then silence*
SparkleSparkle: Love, where has Nessie gone?
StupidLamp: I don't know. I'm kinda afraid to go look…
LetsFistFight and LittleSprite have signed on
LetsFistFight: we hold your baby hostage!
LittleSprite: give us $5000000000000000000 if you wish to see your child again!
StupidLamp: Alice, we know where you live
LittleSprite: SILENCE! You will never find her!
LittleSprite and LetsFistFight have logged off
StupidLamp: I'm all for finding the two idiots
PedophileMomma has signed in
PedophileMomma: Sup dudes?! Nessie! Hey can Ness come over?
SparkleSparkle: When you change your name and when I'm dead.
PedophileMomma: Sorry dude.
PedophileMomma has logged off
SparkleSparkle: I hate that child.
StupidLamp: Hon, Nessie loves him. You're going to have to get used to him.
SparkleSparkle: I don't care. She's not even 1 years old yet!
WhatIsIM? Has signed in
WhatIsIM?: why did Alice and Emmett take Jasper and Nessie into the basement?
StupidLamp: Thanks Carlisle. We were about to go find them!
*Bella is heard tiptoeing down the basement stairs only to give Alice and Emmett a fright when she kidnaps her daughter back shouting "you will never take my daughter alive!"*
StupidLamp: Sweety, say hello to your Grandpa.
WolfBaby: Hi Gramps!
WhatIsIM?: Hello dear. Esme is about to make dinner. Everyone off the computers and go set the table. EVERYONE.
StupidLamp, SparkleSparkle, WolfBaby and WhatIsIM? Have logged off
A/N: Well there you have it. The first chapter of many (: I hope you enjoy! Review if you like! Also if you have some evil competition for me to try to achieve, kinda like what I do to AllApologies451994, then let me know in a review. Something random too like write a while chapter without using the letter q or write the chapter based around a cat attacking a moose. I will take on board anything you guys throw at me. Make sure you do have something that I have to do if I fail to achieve your challenge.
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