A Diabolical Plot…INTERUPTED

(The scene opens in a dark chamber. In the back of the room you can see a large chair with a dark figure sitting in it. A faint light shines into the room as someone enters. The figure closes the door and comes to kneel in front of the mock-throne. )

?: My Lord.

Voldemort: YOU DARE INTERUPT MY THINKING! Let me elucidate something for you Lucius. I was just planning my ponderous retribution for Potter. It was an ingenious plan.

Lucius: That is marvelous my Lord-

Voldemort: DON'T INTERUPT ME LUCIUS! It was an ingenious plan, but then you had to come and break my train of thought. THAT PLAN WAS IRREVOCABLE. I have a stringent set of rules around here Lucius. You best be cognizant of them or else you may find yourself superseded. You wouldn't want that to happen now, would you?

Lucius: N-n-no m-my Lord.

Voldemort: Now Lucius is that any way for an urbane man of your stature to be speaking? We wouldn't want you to condescend to the level of someone like that eccentric fool Dumbledore. Or is that what you want, to go around speaking nonsense words. Here I've already got a speech for you to give at the next death eater meeting. Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak! Now Lucius what are you doing here?

Lucius: I came to give my report my Lord.

Voldemort: Well get on with it then.

Lucius: Yes sir. There has been an impressive resurgence in your supporters, but also unfortunately in young infidels. However we have successfully- to my utter disgust- captured some of these rebels and used a strange muggle technology to turn them into androids.

Voldemort: Androids?

Lucius: They are like somnambulists my Lord.

Voldemort: I see, sleepwalkers. Very well than, Lucius go into the muggle world and spread pandemonium.

Lucius: As you wish my Lord. Who shall I bring with me?

Voldemort: Bring along Lestrange, Yaxley, Nott, and Mcnair. Now get out of my sight!

Lucius: Yes my Lord.

(Lucius leaves the room, Voldemort is left to sit alone.)

Author's Note: The line "Nit wit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!" is in fact an exerpt from an actual line by Dumbledore. For the full line look in Harry Potter And the Sorcerer's Stone (or HP And the Philosopher's Stone… whatever floats your boat)

Random Fact: Can you guess who's intials these are APWBD…

The answer is Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore. Did you get it right?

On a more serious note in case of confusion all vocabulary words are italicised and any words changed for dramatic effect have been italicised and boldened.