For Better or Worse (A Hidan X OC Itachi X OC story)
" Ever since we left the damn village it seems all we do is walk and walk and walk but where are we really walking to?" Yume complained. She was always complaining about something, she was a Nara after all, and that's what they have always been best at.
"We're rough ninja Yume. Of course we're gonna walk all the time, quit complaining. Besides, being outdoors on our own away from the stress of being the strongest Jonin in the Mist is peaceful, calm and relaxing." Incora stated. Ugh she was always right, and Yume hated it.
"Whatever peace, clam and relaxing isn't all its cracked up to be this is some damn murderous walking." Yume exaggerated.
"You should be glad we walk so much, especially after the last bet you had over who could eat the most in that small town we where in a couple of days ago." Incora said as she shuttered thinking of the images of that wager and how it turned out in the end.
"Hey! That troublesome old fucking man had it coming and you know it! Besides its not my fault he was sen to the hospital to get his stomach pumped..." Yume said getting quiet and turning away as she said the last part.
"You challenged him to a spicy chicken eating contest knowing that the place made the spiciest food in the Fire country, it was your fault Yume." Incora pointed out to her raven haired friend.
"Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, I guess so. Hey lets stop here and rest, eh?" Yume said in more of a statement then a question, either way they'd be stopping to rest.
"Sure, fine whatever you say" Incora rolled her eyes, knowing that if they didn't stop she'd hear no end to the complaining until they did.
Yume unstrapped her sword from her back and leaned it against the tree, took off her knee high sandals and placed them next to her rubbing the soft skin as she lied down under a shady tree using her backpack as a pillow.
Incora took off her slightly heeled sandals placing them side by side next to her as she rested her head on her backpack as well.
Yume making the weird expressions she always did as a silent response to what her subconscious was thinking of, making Incora chuckle to her self as she slowly drifted into a slumber.
As they slept, little did they know that less than a mile away was the biggest danger, that will change their lives forever.
~Less than a mile away~
"Damn it, I fucking hate partnering up with you, you never want to start a damn conversation, and its gets boring just talking to myself ya no?" Hidan said in annoyance at the Uchiha's silence.
"Maybe if you where less annoying, and stupid I'd actually talk to you once in a while." The Uchiha bluntly replied back, as the silver haired man got visibly angrier with him.
"You know what? Maybe if you where less gay I'd fucking talk to you more often" Hidan smirked, as the Uchiha glared at the man he was forced to partner up with, thinking to himself 'Could he get any stupider? He should be quarantined so no one catches his stupidity.' This thought made the Uchiha smirk to himself.
The two Akatsuki men walked the rest of their journey to the leaf in silence, as after a while they realized, why talk to someone I hate just because hes there? Who knows...
After hours of walking, with few words said to the other they reached a small clearing surrounded by trees and a waterfall.
"This seems to be the best place to camp for the night." Itachi said to Hidan, slightly looking over his shoulder at him,as Hidan just nodded in response.
Minutes passed and they had set up a small fire in the small cave behind the waterfall.
"I'm going to take a fucking dip, don't wait up fag." Hidan said walking out of the cave, not caring to hear Itachi's response.
~Back at Yume and Incora's camp~
Yume had already awaken and was pacing back and forth, as Incora slept still.
'What should I do?' Yume thought to herself.
'I'm wide awake and there's nothing around here to do, unless I wanna sit and wait for Incora to wake. Pfft, hell no! Maybe, yeah I remember the map saying there was supposed to be a waterfall near by. Guess I'll go swim.'
Yume thought to herself as she slipped her sandals back on and headed toward the direction of the near by waterfall.
Yume began to undress as she spotted the sparkling clear water, first removing her sandals,long black coat that rapped around her neck,short red dress,her left head band, fish nets that she wore on her legs,and chest, and under garments ,and the dressings on her hands.
She dove into the clear and refreshing water, feeling the cool liquid on her warm flesh.
"Damn, this is fucking cold as shit!" Yume shouted, not knowing that there where others around to hear her colorful language.
With Hidan swimming directly towards her still not noticing her until he heard the curses she shouted to herself.
"That's funny, I said the exact fucking thing." Hidan chuckled, Yume turned her head slightly to see who was speaking to her and realized, it was a man, and nodded and smile a little in response and quickly got out not waning any stranger to see her completely naked.
'Damn this bitch is kinda hot..' Hidan thought to himself
"Hey, hey where ya goin damn it?" Hidan shouted, irritated at how rude this new girl was being.
Yume heard the stranger ask where she was going but didn't answer as she was focused on putting back on her clothes before this man decided to follow her.
Hidan had his clothes on,except his cloak, in no time, 'This girl is way to fucking hot to let walk away.' He thought to himself
Yume had only managed to put back on her fish nets,and dress by the time Hidan had reached her.
"Hey, bitch I was fucking talking to you." Hidan hissed at her rudeness.
"Shut up faggot boy, I was putting my clothes back on, I don't know if your a fucking old perv or not." Yume shouted back,getting in Hidan's face even thought she was significantly shorter than him.
"What the FUCK did you just call me bitch?"Hidan yelled getting angry about how this girl talked back to him.
"F-A-G-G-O-T-B-O-Y," she spelled out slowly, as if she didn't want him to get lost, "faggot boy,got it? Or do u need to go back to 2nd grade to figure out what that spells?" She sharply replied smiling as she said it.
" Alright, you've done it now I'm mad." Hidan said furiously at this stranger calling him out like that.
"Aww, did I make the whittle second gwader angwy?" She mocked pulling her coat back on and rapping it back around her neck and tying her head band back into place around her neck as well as pulling on her sandals and re-rapping her scarred and burned hands.
"Shut up, that's it, you and me,right here,right now." Hidan angrily said. Putting back on his cloak to it's rightful place on his body.
Yume's eyes widened as she noticed the red cloud pattern on his cloak. Akatsuki.
"Y-you're an Akatsuki member?" She stammered, think to herself 'Damn it I just pissed off an Akatsuki.'
Yeah,What of it? Come on you and me, right here so I can kick your ass and see who's the faggot boy then" Hidan said cockily.
"Okay, one: I would love to see you try to kick my ass," Yume said suddenly leaving all fears behind, "And two..Whoa What's that?" Yume said as a distraction, as Hidan turned around to look she kicked him to the ground and ran back towards their camp disappearing from sight.
"DAMN YOU STUPID BITCH!" Hidan yelled after her.
Yume laughed to herself as she heard the man call after her. 'There's no way in hell I'm fighting that guy, without my sword that is' Yume thought to herself quickly making it back to where she found Incora awake and checking the map, probably to find out which direction the next town was in.
"Incora, now don't get mad, I may have met and or pissed off an Akatsuki member and he may be headed this way with intentions to fight and or kill me." Yume said quickly realizing time probably wasn't on her side on this one.
"Yume...I believe you." Incora sighed shaking her head with disappointment at her best friends stupidity and ability to piss people off.
"You do? Well that was easy, but we have to go before he comes and finds us."Yume said grabbing her backpack and strapping her sword back on to her back.
"Ugh, you know I hate moving from one place to the other so quickly, but fine let's go. Just how pissed is this guy anyways?" Incora asked, curious to how mad an Akatsuki could get from being around Yume for 15 minutes.
"Well, I went to swim and he started talking to me so I left because I didn't want him to see me the he followed me and started cursing at me so I called him a faggot boy and he wanted to fight o I distracted him and kicked him in the but,literally, and ran back here and, and, Yeah that's pretty much it." Yume told Incora as they began to jump into the trees heading the opposite way in which Hidan and Itachi where located.
"Really? A faggot boy" Incora said with no look of shock at the homophobic name given to the man.
"Well that's what he looked like he was-"
"I DO NOT FUCKING LOOK GAY ! That would be Itachi over here." Hidan said in angrily but laughing a bit at his own joke.
Yume and Incora stood on the branches, shocked at how quickly they had caught up when they where so far behind.
"Oh I get it, faggot boy over here's got a partner and they where fucking each other and didn't want anyone to know, that's why he was so defensive about it." Yume laughed as Incora rolled her eyes and sighed.
"WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR MOTHERFUCKING PROBLEM!" Hidan yelled hearing this made him want to puke, " Even if I was gay don't you think I'd pick someone better looking than this ugly motherfucker?" Hidan questioned.
But he didn't take the time to listen to their answer, instead he decided to take a swing with his scythe,but Hidan had noticed something, both girls had looked at each other nodded and jumped separate ways.
Hidan decided to land on the branch in front of him and see what was going to happen next.
"Catch me if you can faggot boy." He heard,seeing the girl jumping away.
"HEY, my name is NOT FUCKING FAGGOT BOY!" Hidan yelled jumping after her.
"I guess it's just you and me now huh?" Incora said annoyed at Yume's last remark.
"I guess so,now make your move so we can finish this fast." Itachi said also annoyed with his loud mouth partner for the day.
Incora just smirked at his words, making Itachi raise an eye brow, 'Does he really think I'm that weak, and that this will be over that quick?' she thought to her self activating her Byakugan.
"Ah, I see your a Hyuga aren't you?" Itachi asked noticing her activation of her Byakugan and activated his Sharingan.
"Bingo, Uchiha I see?" She answered, noticing his Sharingan.
"Smart girl." Itachi complemented
"Make your move Uchiha." Incora said as a smirk crept on to her face.
When she said that in no time Itachi appeared behind her,but she had already noticed and hit a chakra point in his chest,as he jumped back onto a near by branch.
"A quick one are we?" Itachi said mockingly thinking to himself this is probably not going to be the easiest fight in the world.
Incora just smirked again in response as she suddenly poofed away into smoke and the real Incora came behind Itachi and hit him in the side.
Itachi collapsed and turned into black crows that flew off into different directions. Incora quickly pulled out a kunai and got into a defensive stance, ready for whatever was next.
Itachi, again appeared behind Incora and kicked her blind spot, knocking her out cold.
"Well that wasn't exactly easy." Itachi said to himself looking over Incora, then picking her up over his shoulder and walking back to his numbskull of a partner, with a slight limp as Incora's last blow shut down his side almost completely
"Come on how fucking slow can you be?" Yume teased
"Grr, Shut up bitch." Hidan said furiously at how Yume dared to tease him.
"Naw I'm good." Yume replied to the rhetorical command as she pulled her sword from its case, getting into a fighting stance.
"You know, I've never met a more annoying bitch than you in my entire fucking life." Hidan said obviously annoyed to no end with this girl.
"Wow, you haven't seen anyone more annoying than me for 5 whole years impressive." Yume teased even more, pissing Hidan off to a new extent.
"That does it, enough fucking talk damn it let's fight." Hidan yelled realizing that she had just called him a five year old.
"Bring it, faggot boy." Yume said smirking a her own words.
This made Hidan snap he quickly swung his scythe at her and Yume with a smirk still present on her face dodged it, stepping to the side letting Hidan run forward, as she kicked him into a tree she stabbed her sword through him piercing him in the stomach and keeping him in place to the tree.
"Well look at this, I though you said you were gonna kick my ass but look my ass remains unkicked." Yume giggled looking at Hidan pinned to the tree with her sword who was visibly pissed to no end.
Hidan gave a quick smile then gripped the sword and pulled it out little by little until it was fully out of the thick tree and on the ground covered in his blood.
"Hmmm, I guess this calls for drastic measures." She said calmly unraveling the bandages.
"W-what the fuck do you think you are doing?" Hidan stammered seeing the scares and burn marks that covered her hands