Now, I have a question for you reader. There is a Redwall cookbook coming out on September twenty-second for about seventeen dollars. I wondering if any of you would be interested buying or just much less reading the 95 page book, please tell me. Oh and the illustrator is Chris Denies
Ps. I would like to thank my readers for reading the one-shot called 'for You Father'. It has gotten tons of reviews from you readers, so please take the opportunity. So long and happy reading.
Grubswiper
Disclaimer: "Thief!" a specific author yells at a teenage boy, who jumps out a window with the final copy of a new redwall story the author had finished. Suddenly the boy slips in the mud (its always raining in England) and falls to the ground. The author catches up and starts kicking the lad. "I'll teach you not to steal my work." (nobody was harmed in the making of this disclaimer….)
(begin parody)
It was a fine sunny morning that was breaking over the famous redwall abbey which is known for its food( not to mention they only have a feast every week.)
But this beautiful day was not appealing to three mischievous little dibbuns. Ringo the mouse, Mally the otter, and Bubber the squirrel. All three were hiding under Mally's bed whispering dark thoughts.
"huh, I suppose were gonna get barfthed today aren't wees."
"I hates getting barthed, it hurts me, I don wanna choke on the soapees."
"I say we ditch this place"
Ringo and Bubber looked at Mally, excitement in their eyes. This had not occurred to them at all.
"Hey yore right, we can swipes food from the kitchen and live in da woods."
"Yea, an we kin get swords and fight vermin like martin the warrior."
The three dibbuns giggled in excitement. The three pictures themselves on raft riding down the river Moss, fighting every hour on the hour.
But soon the would be warriors found out a problem in their plan, as Ringo pointed out.
"How we going to get out abbey, the doors be toos high."
Mally pondered this for a moment. There had to be a solution. But saw it before she thought of one.
"Hey! the likkle wall gate is open, hurry lets go through it!"
And so the three dibbuns had escaped into Mossflower woods.
Later in the day when everybody had woken, the abbey was again like its usual hum of activity. It was evening tea when the elders had realized that the babes were missing. Hally the badger mum didn't eat her cheese flan while she worried to the kind father abbot.
"I just wish had had an idea where the three were. We need to search the abbey, but I wonder if they went into Mossflower. Oh it doesn't bear thinking about father!"
The abbot patted Hally's paw affectionately. "don't worry friend, well find them, well search for them right now.
Cabinets were opened, the pond was scoured, bushed searched, beds checked, but it soon became apparent. The three dibbuns were missing, and the abbey would have to search Mossflower.
It had also came apparent to Ringo, Mally, and Bubber that they were lost. They had not none they had wandered down into south Mossflower, where I the forest had been less peaceful, Mally had plod on bracingly, but her pals had begun to whine.
"hey mal, I think we be losts."
"Aye, I think so too."
Mally turned on them, "losts," she scoffed, "we not lost. I think theres probly a steam by here, then we cans make tents and cook fish and stuff."
But as Mally turned around to find the stream, a barkcloth bag had gone over her head, and Ringo and Bubber's head as well. All they could here were the harsh laughs of three creatures which meant one thing……vermin!
A/N
Well that is chapter one for this story, it will be a short story for the time being, so all I have to say now is review and enjoy!
This is Grubswiper signing off