MH: OK, I'm back!
Edward: Hey, MH! I'm Edward Elric, the Full Metal Alchemist.
Alphonse: And I'm his little brother, Alphonse.
MH: -Looks at Edward- Don't you look too short for an alchemist?
Edward: -Gets pissed- MH! YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO CALL ME SHORT! -Activates alchemic powers-
-A rocky fist shows up on MH's face-
MH: -Gulps- Uh…Ok…Maybe you ARE meant to be an alchemist…despite the fact that you're so small! Haha!
-Fist drives MH away-
MH: Damn you, Small fry! -Flies away- While I'm enjoying this flight the shrimpy twerp gave me, here's a fic for everyone to read.
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Title: The Peeping Alchemists
Pairings: Roy/Riza (Chapter 1; This one), Ed/Winry (Chapter 2)
Genres: Romance and Humor
Rating: M (Rating due to swearing and lemon; warning for the latter: do not read this if you are not old or mature enough; press the "back" button or close this tab/window, if you know what's good for you! If not…then, enjoy. I won't be responsible for your future perversion…)
Summary: Chapter 1: Roy Mustang is stressed out. Lt. Riza Hawkeye relieves it in her way. Little did they know about a certain "peeping Tom?"
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Alphonse: MH does not own Full Metal Alchemist.
MH: Right you are, Al! Right you are…
Scar: Hey! No villains?
MH: You're too late, Scar. Do you not see the genre of this fic?
Scar: So, sorry… So, Alphonse Elric and I won't be in this?
MH: Unfortunately, Scar…No!
Scar: Oh, man!
-Then, all the Seven Deadly Homunculi appeared-
Gluttony: You're not including us, MH?
Lust: He did say to Scar that no villains are allowed to intervene, Gluttony.
Envy: Don't you ever listen.
Greed: I guess we should read MH's romantic yet funny story about the Flame Alchemist and his love.
Sloth: How does the summary go?
MH: Sloth, please read the summary!
King Bradley/Pride: I guess I should peep onto my former subordinates' life for now.
Wrath: I'm gonna peep onto the guy who gave me his arm and limb, now.
MH: That'll be in the sequel, Wrath…
Wrath: …
MH: While these Homunculi are nagging about not being in this fic, just enjoy this show and let's see what Ed's and Roy's individual erotic adventures will be…
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Episode 1 of 2: The Peeping Full Metal Alchemist
Pairing: Roy/Riza (A/N: Why them? You'll see why!)
Roy Mustang, also known as the Flame Alchemist, sighed wearingly after a stressful meeting with his fellow alchemists in Central. He needed to take a break and had to rethink of the discussion on hand. He finally got his break time as the night came. He was now relaxing in his home's backyard, drinking some tea and it soothed him a little. He is still stressed by the meeting earlier.
"Man! I'll never get my stressful burdens out! I better get some more of this tea Maes gave me…" Roy mumbled to himself.
As he was about to get more hot water for his used up teabag, since it still has some tea flavor left, he heard a doorbell. When he opened the door, he saw First Lieutenant Riza Hawkeye, clad in a blue buttoned up shirt which is buttoned until her neck and a baby blue mini-skirt, something she would never wanted to wear in her life, but it pleases Roy very much. She brought her stuff and his dog Black Hayate, since her house is undergoing serious renovations.
"General Mustang, sir," First Lieutenant Riza Hawkeye called. "I hope what I am wearing would please you."
"You pleased me well, Lieutenant," Roy formally replied. Then, he got curious. "Wait a minute, Lieutenant. Why are you wearing a tiny mini-skirt? You're not the type of woman to wear it," he continued.
"I know, but… let me have it your own way for once… Roy…" Riza slyly called
"Why, Riza… I never knew you would be this capable into pleasing me like this…" Roy replied slyly.
Then, Riza shut the door and locked it, letting Black Hayate run into a kennel built by Roy for Riza. She then makes a move on his superior by crashing her lips with her own. Roy was shocked on her actions and could not kiss back. Feeling her breasts on his firm chest and her arms wrapped around his neck, he blushed, closed his eyes and kissed back. They inserted their tongues which lead to a fierce fight of which tongue is the stronger tongue.
Suddenly, Roy broke the blissful kiss he was sharing with Riza.
"Are you stressed out by the meeting?" Riza asked. "Yes… I have," Roy replied.
"Then, I'm here to relieve of all of that stress out from you."
"Thanks, Riza. But let's not do this here on the front door. I want it in a more private area we can do this…"
"Are you suggesting…?"
"Yes… my room."
Then, Roy grabbed Riza's hand and led her to the door of his room. He opened the door and let her go first.
"Why, Roy, I'd never thought you'd be a gentleman!" Riza exclaimed
"I am… since you're my most trusted subordinate," Roy replied
Then, Riza asked, "Roy Mustang, do you love me?"
Roy blushed and was shocked to hear such a question. Then, he confessed "Yes, Riza Hawkeye, I love you as my most trusted subordinate, friend, and mostly, a beautiful and compassionate woman."
Riza was touched to hear his confession, most especially on the last part. She let a tear of joy fall. Roy saw it and kissed the salty tear away.
"Do…you want… to do… it?" Roy hesitantly asked
Then, RIza nodded and she shut the door tight by locking it securely. The window blinds were closed and the air conditioner was on, for this will be one hot session they will have for the rest of the night. Then, Roy made his move and took his black shirt off, showing off his muscular chest and abs. Riza saw this and, in no time, fondled with his muscles. Roy enjoyed this feeling so damn much. While she is playing with his body, Roy undoes her hairpin and let her long blonde hair fall. He smelled it and it smelled like a rose bouquet, for her shampoo has that sweet scent. Then, Riza took off Roy's jeans slowly by unbuckling his belt, unzip the fly and button and make it go down slowly. Roy is now left with his boxers.
Then, Roy caressed Riza's right leg and made it to her inner thigh, snaking his hand into her mini-skirt; it seems he had caught her from behind. Then, he noticed something stringy on her hip.
"You're wearing a g-string, Riza. That's very sexy of you…" Roy commented in a soft whisper
"Please, Roy. Don't tell anyone about this!" Riza complained in a whisper
"Don't worry. I won't. This'll be between you and me," he replied
Roy made Riza's body turn face to face with his. He begins stripping her by slowly unbuttoning her shirt. With her shirt fully unbuttoned of all the buttons, he slowly takes it off from her arms, caressing them at the same time, making Riza moan softly. After stripping Riza of her shirt, Roy begins to strip her of her mini-skirt. Then, he saw in his glory his sexy subordinate in very revealing pale blue lingerie: a brassiere that covers her breasts well and had rose designs on the cups and a g-string with very thin strings which covers her nether region well but it shows her full butt. Roy has to keep his mouth shut because of what Riza told her of not telling anybody about this, for this will be their little secret.
Then, Roy carries Riza bridal style to his bed, which can fit two people. There, he drops her and crashes his body into hers. They kissed once again; their tongues battled once again. While Roy enjoys the kiss, his hand caressed Riza's leg, making her moan into the kiss. He loved making her moan, and with each moan she makes, he kissed deeper. After that, he begins kissing around her neck and shoulders, leaving some hickeys all over. Riza is having Goosebumps over the hickeys. And, for the first time, she actually giggled. Roy could not believe his ears that he heard her giggle.
"You want me, do you, Roy?" Riza asked
"Why… I do want you… bad," Roy replied
Then, Roy begins to unhook the clasp of Riza's bra. It was a success, but it fell, because it was strapless. For the first time, Roy can actually see Riza's firm and round breasts. Riza blushed and covered them with her arms shyly. Then, Roy put aside her arms for her not to worry. Then, his hands went into cupping her mounds. Riza covered her eyes and moaned softly. Then, Roy's thumbs play with her nipples, until it became very sharp and hard. After playing with one of them, he begins sucking the free one. Riza starts to like this, so she hugged his head, making him suck harder and let his tongue slide around the nipple. After doing one breast, he applied the same application to the other whilst massaging the free one.
Due to Riza's arousal, Roy can see that her thong is dripping wet. Roy smiled slyly.
"Roy… what're you thinking?" Riza asked
Then, Roy pulled the strings and slowly took her whole g-string off. Finally, he can now see his most trusted subordinate naked…
Roy can see Riza's pussy. It was well-shaven and didn't have much pubic hair. Riza saw this and said "Roy, make me cum…"
'This wasn't like her. Why would she say such incoherence?' Roy thought 'Maybe it's my Fuhrer ambition which includes all female officers wearing tiny mini-skirts. Oh man… What the hell am I going to do?'
Then, Roy inserted two fingers into her cunt. He pumps them in and out of her. Riza groans in pleasure, having his fingers insider her. However, she began groaning in displeasure when his fingers are going so slow.
"Faster, Roy…" Riza moaned
Then, not only did he pump his fingers faster, he added a third one. This gave Riza over- the-edge pleasure. She's like in heaven. The pleasure is building up; however, by minutes, she came. Her juices have flown onto Roy's hand. When he pulled his fingers out, he could see it's covered in the said liquid.
"Go ahead, Roy. Give it a taste," Riza happily commanded
Looking at his wet hand, Roy slowly moved his face closer and opened his mouth. At first, he was hesitant to try. But, motivated by Riza's pleasing smile, he tasted all of it by sucking on his own fingers and licked the rest of it off him. She tasted so sweet, as he thought.
"Here's something for you, Riza," Roy told the said woman as he swiftly pulled his boxers down as he stood up from the bed. He revealed to her his long erect member in between his legs. Riza saw how humongous and erect it is. Then, she imagined it as an ice pop in which Roy treated her in an ice cream parlor within Central, except it's not cold; it was hot, as she blew on it. Having no experience on sucking something on whole, Riza gave small kitten licks on the tip and the sensitive lines, making Roy groan softly.
"You have to do better than that, Riza," Roy muttered
Then, knowing how big (though not TOO BIG) and round her breasts are, she placed the hard rod in between her breasts and compressed them against it. This made Roy thrust upwards. This was the sort of pleasure Roy was looking for, but not quite.
"Riza, can you please suck the whole thing? I know you can," Roy asked and cheered
Then, with determination, Riza sucked the whole 8 inches of Roy's cock. She loved it so much that it was like sucking on the ice lollipop Roy treated her for. This is the pleasure he had been finding for, been feeling for all this time. The pleasure was beyond the Flame Alchemist could comprehend, as he moans out loud. However, he could no longer hold on to his climax…
"R…R… RIZA!!" Roy screamed
His seeds entered Riza's mouth, and she swallowed it all. She became addicted to his taste. When she pulled out, more cum sprayed out from the tip, so she decided to eat more of it.
"Roy… you taste so damn good…" Riza purred "I want more…"
"You want more Riza?" Roy asked as he grabbed her and brings her back onto the bed. "Guess there is only one option left…"
"You mean…" as Riza was about to say something, she could feel the tip of Roy's manhood enter her.
"Okay, Roy. Get inside me…" Riza ordered her superior "I mean, permission for you to get your manhood inside me, sir."
"Permission granted, Lieutenant," Roy sarcastically answered "Now, relax, Riza. It'll hurt at first, but I'm sure the pain will go away eventually."
"I am prepared, Roy. Now, please, take me."
With no time, with Riza's legs spread wide open, Roy inserts his whole thing in her. Riza groaned in pain. Knowing this, Roy had to thrust onto her slowly. And, he did. His thrusts were slow, that is, until Riza could get used to him in her. Their moans, eventually, filled up his room so much; they never heard Black Hayate bark, because he sensed an intruder outside. They didn't care, as long as they got each other. It is their world now.
Suddenly, Riza moaned "Harder, Roy… Go… faster…"
Roy thrusted harder and faster and Riza, now used to him in her, thrusts back also in the said paces. Their moans and screams could now be heard in the entire house. Good thing only Black Hayate heard it. The last thing he heard were long and loud screams of each other's names, signaling their first climax together.
Inside, Roy wanted another. So he lifted Riza up and slammed her against the wall, with her legs wrapped around his waist to hold on to him tight. The thud on the wall could be heard by a certain "intruder" outside, following up oncoming moans, which means, Roy thrusts into her hard and fast as he could.
The "intruder" outside the house is none other than the FullMetal Alchemist himself, Edward Elric. He was just in a midnight patrol and was ordered that, if he hears anything unusual, he has to report it to his superior, Mustang. Little did he know that it is his superior making the noises, along with his fellow subordinate under him?
Ed can hear the noises well. He could recognize what they are doing. 'I think I know now what they're doing!' Ed ranted in his thought. 'It's… 'It'' He can hear, but he wants to see it in his own eye.
Using his alchemy, he clapped once and created a transmutation of the wall of Mustang's own home and transformed a part of it into a small angular-adjustable telescope. The source of all the noises came from his room, in which he is looking at right now. Without being noticed, Ed peeps into his superior and his most trusted subordinate making love to each other as an expression of showing their love. Ed widened his eye seeing them naked.
"OH MY GOD!" Ed exclaimed softly.
Inside, the couple was now making love against the wall. Mustang gave his final thrust and shot his seeds into her womb. They were nearly tired, so they tried to give one more.
As Roy puts Riza back into the bed, he noticed a small gold telescope on the wall. He also saw a blinking gold eye. He recognized it all too well.
"Riza, I think someone's peeping on us," Roy declared sarcastically
"Oh, really," Riza answered, as she covered her naked body with a bedsheet.
"Yes, and I know who this 'Peeping Tom' is." Then, he gets his ignition gloves from his drawer and wears it on his hands.
"FULLMETAL! I KNOW THAT'S YOU!" Roy yelled out. "YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU PEEP ON YOUR OWN SUPERIOR IN HIS PRIVATE TIME!" He threatens Ed that if he continues to peep on them, he would burn the telescope along with his eye, in which he will do. As Roy snapped his fingers from his right hand, Ed pulled out his eye just in time but had to leave his transmuted telescope to melt. Ed ran away fast anime style. Ed even had a ranting scream that all the sleeping neighbors were forced to wake up from their sleep, yelling to Ed like "Keep it down, Shrimpy!", "Shut the fuck up, dwarf!", "Can't you see we're sleeping here, small fry!" and things like those. Ed was forced to retreat to his home in Risembool. He swore that he would not peep into his superior's privacy ever again.
Back to the couple of Roy and Riza, the former fixed the problem and continued on to what they were about to engage in; making love for the third time in the night.
"Now that the "Peeping Tom" is out of our way, Riza, let's continue," Roy slyly stated
"Yes…" Riza seductively agreed
Riza relaxes, removes the sheets that covered her and felt Roy inside her again. They thrust onto each other and began making noises of pure bliss. To add up pleasure, Roy cups her breasts again and kneads them circularly.
"ROY! HARDER!" Riza cried
With little energy left in him, Roy pumped as hard and fast as he could. In a few minutes, they were about to reach their peak.
"Oh, Roy, I love you."
"Me too, Riza."
"Oh, Roy, I'm coming!"
"Same here, Riza!"
"AH, ROY!"
"RIZA, AAARRGGH!"
They came in the brink of midnight. Roy's seeds were planted into Riza's womb and her honey covered up his member well. Roy got tired and so did Riza. They panted; with Roy collapsing on Riza's left side.
"Let's do this more often, Riza, without anybody peeping on us," Roy whispered
"I know. We should've listened to Black Hayate more," Riza whispered back
"Better get him a treat to make up to him."
"You're right."
"Anyway Lieutenant Hawkeye, let's get to sleep. I don't want to talk about this night ever again…"
"OK, sir."
Roy and Riza held onto each other's arms and kissed each other before sleepiness takes over them.
"Goodnight… Roy," Riza softly greeted
"Goodnight… Riza," Roy replied
When they fell asleep, Roy had a sly smile that he will get his revenge on his own little subordinate.
'I'll return the favor you did to me this night, FullMetal. Be ready for it…' Roy thought evily. Then, his eyes had sparkles on it to prove he will get back to him.
The rest of Central had to sleep to forget what noisy screams Ed made around for his patrol. Some patrol, huh?
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MH: And, that's it!
Envy: I'm envious!
MH: You should be, Envy.
Greed: Man. Is it getting hot in here, or MH made us feel it?
Lust: I'll get you guys a fan. Wait here. -Gets a huge turbo powered electric fan-
MH: Lust, that fan is for…
-Lust turns on the fan anyways-
-MH gets blown away-
MH: -Holds on to Greed's legs- WAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH! Anyways, I'll make the sequel real soon! Anyways, this is MH saying "Long time no do in the FanFiction community!" -Greed kicks MH's arms away-
Greed: Lust, you overdid it! Well, anyways, readers, on behalf of our blown away author MH, see you real soon!
MH: NOBODY STEALS MY FUCKING LINE! -Transmutes Dark energy in his hand and throws it on Greed- -Ball explodes-
Greed: MH! YOU SON OF A BITCH!!
MH: -mumbles- Vengeance served… -evil laughter- Sorry if I made Roy, Riza and Ed a bit OOC…