Akatsuki Halloween Party

Hey everybody! I have another twisted Akatsuki tale for you. Hope you like it; it's my way of saying Happy Halloween! Much Love AkiraDawn

Some Background….

Every year for the past 7 years Akatsuki has thrown a Halloween Party. However, every year the party always got a little wilder, mainly because every year there was a new member in Akatsuki. Well, with 8 official members how could things possibly get any more out for control? Past Halloween parties have usually ended up with a call to the police…I wonder if it will this year…

It was a peaceful October morning. Sasori laid on the couch in the living room feeling that he couldn't get more relaxed. Life was perfect as far as he was concerned this morning…not a sound to be heard…complete silence…not a single sound….

"IT'S A HALLOWEEN MIRACLE, YEAH! SHE DID IT! IT'S THE GREATEST DAY EVER, YEAH!" It was perfect silence until it was interrupted by Deidara screaming his words of joy throughout the living room. Sasori was much less than thrilled. He sat up completely pissed room only to find Deidara glowing all over as if he had just gotten laid.

"Deidara….why the fuck are you screaming already?" Sasori asked unamused.

"Oh! Oh Danna!" Deidara threw his arms around Sasori happily. "Danna! She did it! She laid an egg, yeah! MY CHOCOBO LAID AN EGG! She did, she did, yeah!" Sasori wiggled loose from Deidara's death hug and glared at him.

"That's it…I've always said that I would leave Aaktsuki the day your chicken laid an egg…"

"No Danna! No, no, no! She's not a chicken, yeah!"

"What the hell is going on in here? I was having the greatest dream EVER. You see, I was at the Sandals Resort in the Bahamas with Dana and she and I were…"

"Okay, whatever Itachi, Deidara's chicken laid an egg." Itachi looked puzzled.

"I thought that stupid thing was made of clay?" he asked.

"Well, obviously not." Sasori answered.

"Now, it's important that a Chocobo not be disturbed once she lays her egg; this way she can nest and kept it warm until it hatches, yeah!" Deidara gleamed.

"Deidara…where did that damn bird lay her egg? We're having a Halloween party tonight and nothing….not even a bird egg is going to mess up our evening." Sasori said. Deidara didn't answer the question right away. Mainly, because the doorbell rang. Itachi answered it.

"Hi, are you….Deidara?" it was a delivery man.

"Hold on…" Itachi turned around and yelled at Deidara. He hurried to the door.

"Sign here." The delivery man said dryly. He handed Deidara a package and Deidara beamed.

"Oh my god! My Chocobo laid an egg AND my Puma Speedcats in lime green and white with the matching hooded sweatshirt came today, yeah? God! Could today get any better, yeah?"

"Oh sweet, that's what's in there, good I'll wear it for the party tonight." Itachi said.

"No you won't it's so my costume tonight, yeah!" Deidara challenged.

"Deidara! You have to dress up tonight, it's our Halloween party!" Sasori said.

"I am. I'm going to be a Puma model, yeah." It was one of the first times Deidara had actually stood his ground on something. He was distracted by his bird egg…which he still hadn't revealed where she laid it.

"Fine what the fuck ever…by the way Deidara….where did that damn chicken lay the egg?" Sasori asked.

"She's NOT a chicken, yeah! And…..she laid the egg in the utility room, okay got to go open this box, yeah." Deidara quickly fled the scene before Sasori could blow up over the fact that there was a nesting bird in front of the washer and dryer.

"You know, let's forget about Deidara's stupid bird and let's start working on our costumes for the party tonight." Kisame said. However, these words were music to Itachi's ears…the Chocobo laid an egg, therefore Deidara's attention was focused on the bird…Dana was coming to the party tonight, so the equation looked like this: Dana comes to Halloween Party + Chocobo laid egg + Deidara's attention on egg not Dana Itachi's opportunity to swoop in…