Discord and Queen Chrystalis becuom frends
AN: DIS IS NOT A CLPFIC (EW! GROSSS!) THEYR ONLY FRINDS OK?! THEYR JusT FRINDS! (there is no the s-e-x thing in dis fic ok?!)
Discord was lying in the middle f oa summer afteronoon . he was howling at the moon.
"im so sad i have no frends. " seid discard. "watever can i do!" and he started cruing tearz of blud. (he was fine becuz he was a draconeiqus and he can change into stuff and stuff.) Sudently he herd some cring! so he went. It was... chrysaltis!
WTF chrysaltis why r u cryin?! - saeid discard.
"im so aloni hav no frinds." seid chrystaltits
"OMFFG me toooo" explaned disco rd.
hey - he frownd. mebe u want to becum frinds?
butt why wuld u want tbe frends wit me? - chrysaltes cried. - i m so ugly and everything.
wat?! scremed discrd. "ur bootifool! - shouted discard angstily.
"u relay fink so?" blushd the Quen.
Yeah. i fink ur sexayyyy.
o rly? - whimpered chrystalits as she kissed discard (AN: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwww dis is co cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuteeeeeeeeee)
hey gurl - discard blushd. u wan 2 hav... u now wat?
whaaaat? - seid chrysaltitis antipacingly in a sexxy voiucse. she f;luttered hey eyebtrow at hem.
ow yeah bae cum on said discard. AND THEY HAD SEX! )AN: FUK U I CAN DO WAT I WAND DIS IS MY FIC!)
then they did it. there wus a lot of malk everywhere frum discards thingie. chrysaltits was couvered in malk too.
discard i think i luv u - seid chrysaltis.
but discard didnt.
no chrysaltis were just frinds ok?
but-but-but-but- whispered chrywaltis.
no. i must go now my poeple need me. and he went.
chrywalts was al alon. butt she had a firend now - a true rfiend to who she can always get back 2. she wil alweys lov him thouhgh even if he dosnt and theyr just frinds. chruysalt is happy now. and siscard too.
TEH END