Yugi was battling a girl with two long ponytails that went down to her shoulder, but they were folded over five times, so her hair probably had to be at least 20 feet long.
"Dark Magician, use your attack on his life points!" said the girl who had a Dark Magician of her own. The Magician did as she said and launched an attack on Yugi's life points, supposedly thinking that she was in the clear, but Yugi flipped over his card.
"Bitch, you just activated my trap card!" he shouted as he flipped the card over and it was mirror force.
"Not so fast, loser," said the girl. "I use this in response." Soon, the area got distorted and someone appeared.
"Not PeeWee's Playhouse the Uncle Kicker trap card!" shouted Yugi. "You know exactly what this does, right?"
"Of course!" said the girl. "It makes your monsters incapable of defending-"
Soon, the space-time continuum tore apart and the universe farted.