(I DON'T OWN ANY OF BELOW MENTIONED CHARACTERS, THEY ARE THE INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY OF NINTENDO, AND I AM SIMPLY BORROWING THEM FOR MY MESSED UP MIND)
A five-fingered deity of chaos floats down the hallway towards a certain someones room in the Smash Mansion. His full intent being scaring the living SHIRT out of him. Upon finally reaching the door leading to the SMASHER'S room, he raps on it five times. Quickly floating up, he withholds a snicker.
A blue-furred anthromorph quite angrily gets out of bed. A knock was heard at his door, and to bladdy hell if he wasn't going to ignore it. He was expecting a package, one of utmost importance. One of absolute cheese.
His obsession over cheese had started at a young age, starting just as a favorite food. But then one day, some cheese managed too make it into the bathroom. Quite disturbed by it, the blue furred FURRY bent down to eat it. Little did LUCARIO (DERP DERP, wasn't it obvious?) know, a giggling glove had spiked the cheese. He had rushed too the bathroom soon after, only too find a note on the toilet. It read
"The cheese is a lie, and the baby is you. If you want to get better without suffering, EAT THE CHEESE!"
Visually irked at this, he looked around for some more cheese. Finding it, he wolfed it down.
Just at that moment, the same five-fingered chaos being was busy inserting cheese to everything good in Lucario's life. When his parents died, cheese was there to console. When his aura blew up, cheese was his only friend. This demented CRAZY HAND had made it his own personal duty too ruin Lucario's mind. Now present day, Crazy's plan was coming too an end. This ultimate prank, that had spanned a lifetime, was about too come to a close.
Now back too present day, Lucario was getting up too open the door. His plan was too grab the cheese, shove it down his throat, and book it past the delivery-person.
Crazy was getting quite bored with his waiting. He had knocked on the door FIVE times? He looked back down below, and saw the doorknob turn. With one final flip, the door was pushed open to reveal Crazy's prey.
Lucario was disturbed by the fact that his cheese wasn't here. What had he ever done, NOTHING! That's what. But anyway... He looked down the hall, BOTH WAYS! Expecting too see some giggling Ness or Toon Link. But his looking was too no avail...
Crazy took his chance. He transformed into a giant block of cheese and flew down.
"YOU HAVE JUST BEEN ACCOSTED WITH CHEESE, LUCARIO? WHAT DO YOU DO!"Crazy's disguised voice bellowed in the general direction of the beast.
"Cheese...?"He asked.
"CHEESE?"He asked again.
"OH MAI GOG IT IS CHEESE! I WILL EAT YOU WHOLE I WILL!"Lucario finished speaking and dove at the floating cheese. Crazy swerved right, but he was not fast enough to didge a cheese-depraved Lucario. Thus reaching his target, Lucario bit down, revealing Crazy's non-existent brain. In the place of the fore-mentioned no brain, there was some REAL cheese. Lucario reached into Crazy's "head" and stole the prize. Crazy, thus deprived of what was once thought to be his brain, passed out on the spot. Last thing he saw before fainting though, was a maniacally laughing Lucario jumping out the window with his cheese-brain.
(A/N HI PEOPLES! THIS BEING MY FIRST STORY WAS JUST A TEST TO SEE HOW THESE THINGS WORKED. I LIKE THIS SETUP AND IF YOU ACTUALLY BOTHERED TO READ, TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK OF MY CRAPPILY WRITTEN BRAINCHILD. CHEERIO, AND THANKS!)