This is about myself and my best friend, it is a DeidaraXoc and a HidanXoc so to do the disclamier... Deidara, Danny, Yumi, and Hidan yaaaaay...ok now im bored

Deidara: hey why am i here un?

Danny: to do the disclaimer

Yumi: god why do you like him?

Hidan: um no sister of mine will date a blonde freak

Danny: shut the hell up Hidan and do the Disclaimer

Hidan: hell no you do it

Danny: i dont want to, Yumi you do it

Yumi: Hell no, Deidara you do it

Deidara: do what, Danny ok un

Danny : NO THE DISCLAIMER YOU BAKA

Deidara: ohhhhh ok, Anbucutie23 does not own Naruto only Danny and Yumi, because if she did she and her friend would be in there and Tobi, Ino, Sakura, Lee, and Naruto would be dead, and i would have stoped saying un and yea after every sentence un.

Danny: ON WITH THE SHOW UN... DAMMIT DEIDARA NOW YOU GOT ME DOING IT TO...un

I walked into the Akatuski's lair and sat in the couch, when my brother Hidan walked in,

"Hello brother dearest, did you miss me?" he looked at me and glared

"what are you doing here brat?" I stood up and leaned against a wall saying

"now is that any way to treat your baby sister, don't make me go tell mommy"

"oh ha-ha you know as well as I do that mom and dad died a long time ago"

"yea and if you would have become immortal right after that you would still be young and beautiful like me" I said running my fingers through my long silver hair, smirking

"yea well your young at least" I glared

"yea I am young and you know what else, I am the new Akatuski member, I guess evil runs in the family"

"I knew I should have killed you along with mom and dad"

"that hurt my feelings Onii-chan, how could you say that" I said looking hurt then I smiled saying

"I was after all the one who killed of the rest of the family including our eldest brother and little sister, plus you didn't get to hear their pleasant screams as I made them 'art'"

"yea but I killed mother and father and fathers poor attempt to save mother was amusing"

"I know I was watching, and you got so messy, you stained my beautiful silver hair with their tainted blood"

" you call your hair beautiful, it looks like an old bats hair"

"well the Jashen likes me better, and I got the Sanjubbi, the three tailed demon, he was very cute so I made him into my new toy, see"

I pulled a young man with short black hair and blue eyes, he wore a black shirt and black pants with black ninja shoes and a Iwagakure head band

"isn't he dreamy"

"how did you catch him brat?"

"simple it pretended to be a damsel in distress and he fell for it, then I acted sweet and innocent and when he tried to seduce me, I killed him"

"you truly are a evil being"

"oh Onii-chan you are too kind."

Then a man with red hair, a man with long blonde hair at least I think a guy, a guy with a basketball mask, Itachi Uchiha, a plant thing, a fish, a lady with blue hair, Kakuzu, and leader-sama all walked in, I smiled and walked over to leader-sama resting my hand lightly on my face

"hello leader-sama it is so nice to finally meet you, and as promised the Sanjubbi", I handed him a bottle with a green spirit swirling inside

" a new member and your already doing better than your brother"

everyone except Hidan, the red haired dude, leader-sama, and Itachi laughed, I smiled and said

"thank you leader-sama, I'm so glade my art could help you, so may I be assigned my team and go to my new room"

"alright you are on a team with Dedridra and Sasori, follow them and they will show you your room, alright everyone dismissed"

"thank you leader-sama" I smiled and walked over to the blonde and red head, I frowned and said

"show me my room or you'll end up like Sanjubbi, my new toy" the blonde's mouth dropped and he said

"why were you so nice to leader-sama, and treat Sasori-Danna and I like crap yeah" "well Blondie, let me put it as simple as I can, leader-sama is my boss, my higher up, and you in my case are just a little pest in my way just like my sister and she was the first to go, ask Hidan if you don't believe me, we're the only ones of our clan left, I was nice and let him lived, because I am the most ruthless person in my whole village sweetheart, now I suggest you show me my room"

he scowled and started to walk, I followed him and entered a room with three bed one had clay all over it, the other was clean but puppets were visible on a shelf, I walked to the empty bed and sat down looking at the ceiling. I closed my eyes and drifted off into to a deep sleep, I woke up the next morning and Sasori-Danna was already awake, it looks as if he didn't even go to sleep, and Dedridra was passed out on him bed snoring, I rolled my eyes and stood up grabbing a towel and a pair of black jeans, a black tank top, and a fish net shirt, along with other necessary things, I looked at Sasori-Danna and said

"Sasori-Danna I am going to go freshen up when I'm back could you please have this idiot up and ready" he looked at me then said

"well, I appreciate that you respect me, so I will try to get him up ,why may I ask do you want this child up" I smiled and said

"I need him to help me with some training, also I wanna show him something"

"as you please"

I walked out of the room and walked down the hall running into that idiot Tobi, god I hate him and why does he wear that mask so annoying, he walked up to me and said

"hi Dani-chan, Tobi is going to get cleaned up because Tobi is a good boy" I looked at him and said

"if Tobi doesn't want to get killed then Tobi will wait until I'm done freshening up, then you can"

"aww but Tobi got up really early so he could be the first one"

"to bad, ladies first"

I pushed him out of my way and went into the bathroom quickly locking the door, I stepped into the shower and closed my eyes letting the water sooth my soar muscles, and wipe away the blood stains in my hair, I heard a banging on the door, I assumed it was Tobi or Hidan I really couldn't tell the water was to loud, then a loud boom came from the door, I turned off the water and put my towel on screaming

"WHAT THE HECK TOBI I TOLD YOU WAIT THEN YOU COULD TAKE A SHOWER, YOU DIDN'T NEED TO BLOW UP THE DOOR"

I looked at the door and saw not Tobi but Dedridra, I stared at him and said

"yes, you couldn't hear the water running meaning someone was in here, plus I wasn't in the room ,so that could have lead to I'M THE ONE IN HERE"

"well un , Sasori-Danna woke me up and told me to get ready, and said something about you needing to show me something, I hope it wasn't this yeah" I glared

"no, I wanted to train and show you some of my art"

"oh yeah, so can I see un?"

"My art, if you get out so I can get dressed then yes."

He left and I quickly got dressed, fixing my hair into a tall ponytail, so that my blood red eyes were luminous in the sun and my pale skin looked to be as white and soft as snow. Wearing all black my skin appeared even paler than it truly was, I walked outside and lay in the grass, and letting the sun bounce of my long metallic hair, making my pale skin illuminate, my father used to say I hade the appearance of an angel. I did miss my father, I truly did, and I loved him with all my heart for he was the only one that didn't think of me as a monster. Most people have something that sets them out from the world, their hair, eyes, features, personality, and even talents, well I have a talent that only I can do, I can control the darkness. See when I was born I did something that the whole village thought to be evil, I killed my Uncle, suffocating him in the darkness, strangling him, making him gasp for breath, only to have the Anbu figure out I did it after I killed one of them. I had nothing against my uncle, he was normal, an average day man, or so I thought. My uncle threatened my father and said if he didn't get rid of me then he would kill my baby sister and my brother Hidan. I loved my family, all but my mother, she was a foul and evil woman, she even said she regretted having me, wished I was dead, saying that she didn't give birth to a little girl, but a monster sent up by the devil himself to punish her and all that she loved. Just then a girl in blue jeans and a long blue sleeve, and long black hair walked up, she had piercing blue eyes. I walked up to her and said

"hey new girl, you here to see Pein-sama, well he is with Konan right now doing God knows what" she smiled and said

"well actually I am a new member, but I am looking for my brother"

"let me guess Tobi or Itachi right" "um… no my brother's name is Deidara" my mouth dropped

"no way"

"what do you know him"

"know him, he is on my team and we share a room, he is right he…" I turned around and Deidara was gone

"where did he go, DEIDARA GET YOUR LAZY ASS OUT HERE" I screamed. The girl laughed and said

"is he like your boyfriend or something" I started choking

"him... my boyfriend yea right I would date Tobi before I ever dated him"

"I see your point"

"well hey you got here just in time tomorrow we are having a costume party, and you will love my outfit, I even made my brothers it will just kill you"

"who is your brother?"

"Oh his name is Hidan, I'll introduce you two later and I am so happy because we are going to a hot spring too, finally a vacation"

"well that sounds nice"

"I know and now I wont be left alone with Konan and have the boys try to sneak in my room again"

"again?" "Yea Deidara and Tobi decided to play a little prank" I glared at where the Blonde kunochi once stood

"what did they do?"

"you do not want to know, here I'll show you to your room, unfortunately there is only one room left Hidan and Kakazu's, so I guess you'll be on their team, well be sure to be ready for tomorrow"

"ok thank you um…"

"Danny and you are?"

"Yumi"

"well it's nice to meet you Danny"

"ditto."

We went our separate ways and I went into my room, and lying on my bed was Deidara.

"Why hello missy"

"what do you want Deidara, and why are you sitting on my bed, get off before you get clay all over it again"

"aww, why are you so testy you usually don't mind if I sit on your bed, and you know I would never get clay on your bed again"

"yea, yea hey I met your sister she seems nice enough, oh and she is on my idiot brother's team"

"WHAT YUMI IS HERE, no why does she always have to ruin my life"

"well someone doesn't like their sissy"

"no I hate her about as much as we hate Tobi un"

"wow you really do hate her"

"yea"

"well what did she do to you"

"she…she said that my art was amateur yea" my head fell down

"dude your owl looks like a chicken"

"that's what she said un"

"go say hi to her and make nice, she is going on the trip with us so I want everyone to be happy got it"

"yea, yea whatever un"

"GO DO IT NOW BEFORE I GET MAD"

"ok… Please don't hurt me un" "good boy."

Deidara walked out of the room and walked into Hidan's room, he saw his sister and put a fake smile on

"Hello Yumi, long time no see" she smiled back and said

"yea you know how busy assassinating people can be"

"yah I do know, I am in the Akatuski, evil organization"

"oh is that what you call this little club", I walked in and went over to Hidan and said

"while they get reacquainted, we will go try on your costume for tomorrow" Hidan gave me a look like ' I will kill you for this'

"I know you will, come on lets go"

I dragged him out and shoved him in my room, shutting and locking the door, I turned around to Hidan and said

"ok strip and put on your costume"

I lifted up a pink bunny outfit the kind girls wear, Hidan stared wide eyed and said

"Hell to the Fuck to the No!"

"put it on or I will cut off your head and put it in Tobi's room"

"ok, ok just turn around"

"with pleasure, I don't want to see our family jewels"

"you Bitch"

"thank you asshole."

Hidan put his outfit on and looked at me thinking 'you will die for this'

"oh Hidan, lets go show the rest of the Akatuski, and did I forget to mention that the costume party was moved to today" Hidan's face went crimson with fury

"YOU LITTLE BITCH, YOU PLANED THIS DIDN'T YOU?"

"why yes, yes I did"

"THERE IS NO WAY IN HELL I'M GOING OUT THERE"

"well to fucking bad, we're going"

"HELL NO"

I grabbed Hidan by his hair and dragged him out, sitting and tying him to the couch I called the Akatuski out, as the walked out I ran in my room to get dressed. I went to my dresser and pulled out a silver corset and black hip huggers, along with silver gloves and some knee high black boots, as I was getting my pants on, the door creaked open and a blonde head popped in, I pulled my pants up quickly and stared at Deidara whose face was vivid cherry red. I looked at him and where his eyes averted to, I looked down and saw I was still in strapless bra,

"well this is embarrassing"

I said as I put my corset on and let my hair fall over my shoulders, the only problem was I needed to lace up my corset, I looked at Deidara and said

"hey can you help me lace this up"

I pulled my hair from my side as he walked up with a red face, and began to lace up my top. He tied to top nice and tight as I turned around and said

"thanks, now the twins are right where I want them"

"uh… yea no prob, well I think I am going to go uh… change"

"ok see you later"