Metal Gear Solid: Rebirth
CHAPTER 1: The Beginning of the End
=== Alaska, USA ===
===The Home of Solid Snake===
Jim: Dad, there's trouble brewing, my sixth sense is going off.
Snake: I know. I feel it too...
Jim: Maybe we should call Otacon. He's good at finding stuff out like this.
Snake: Maybe...
Jim: What's wrong dad? You sound like you're bothered by something.
Snake: It's nothing...
Jim: Are you sure?
Snake: YES DAMMIT! (Snake flips a table over)
Jim: Dad, what's wrong?
Snake: (Sighs) There's a new Metal Gear Jim...it's being made in a pretty bad place too, Cuba.
Jim: We have to go stop it!
Snake: I have to stop it...you'll stay home. You're too young to go, it's dangerous. You almost died on our last mission.
Jim: I'm not a kid anymore! (He punches Snake in the face). Would a kid do that?
Snake: JIM! YOU'RE ACTING LIKE A CHILD! GO TO YOUR ROOM AND THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU'RE DOING!
Jim: No way! I'm leaving, and I'm never coming back. See you in hell dad. (Jimmy storms out)
Snake: JIM! What have I done!? I've got such an anger problem...
==== Meanwhile, in Cuba ===
(A shadowy figure stands in the shadows of an old warehouse. Two tough looking goons walk up to him.)
Goon: Boss, it's finished.
Shadowy Figure: Mwahahaha. When the US gets to see the creation I've made, I think they're going to be pretty surprised.
Goon: Sir, what about Solid Snake? He might try to stop us, and he's pretty tough.
Shadowy Figure: Don't worry. Me and my guns will be ready for him.
Goon: Excellent sir.
(The figure steps out of the shadows. It's Ocelot)
Ocelot: Let's get BUSY!
=== Back in the USA ===
Otacton: Good to see you again Snake.
Snake: Yeah.
Otacon: We've got trouble Snake, like I told you before, a new Metal Gear is being built in Cuba.
Snake: Any idea who's behind it?
Otacon: Yeah, I just got some satellite photos back from the base in Cuba. It seems our old friend Ocelot's involved.
Snake: Damn. I should've known, he's always doing bad stuff like this.
Otacon: And that's not all. We think we know who the mastermind behind this is...
Snake: Who?
Otacon: His name's Goliath Falcon. He's an oil tycoon from Texas.
Snake: Goliath Falcon...that sounds familiar.
Otacon: That's because...he was the one that killed Mei Ling...
Snake: What!? I'm going to Cuba right now! I've got some people to kill!
Otacon: Wait man, you can't just go in there guns blazing, pow pow pow. We've got to use stealth.
Snake: Screw stealth. Hand me my shotgun.
Otacon: Snake, are you going insane on me!? Don't let your emotions get in your way, this is pure business.
Snake: You're right...I'm taking this too personal.
(Jim walks in) Jim: Hey dad, hey Otty. What's up?
Snake: Jim, like I said before, you're not going on this mission, so don't pretend to act cool.
Jim: Dad, I respect that you want to keep me safe, but I can't stay home while you get shot up in some country like Cuba. I'm going to come and keep you safe, and I'll do it with style.
Otacon: He's right Snake, you'll need all the help you can get...
Jim: Plus, I have a secret weapon, something you'll need.
Snake: What secret weapon?
(Jim pulls out a strange looking gun) Jim: This baby.
Otacon: What's that?
Jim: It's a magnetic pulse launcher. It shoots an electrical pulse into a guy's head, and it causes there head to melt into a pile of goo.
Otacon: Wow. That's cool.
Snake: Hahahaha, that's my son.
Jim: So I can come?
Snake: ...Ok, but you have to be careful.
Jim: I'll be super careful!
Snake: Ahahaha, ok. Let's go to Dairy Queen to celebrate. I know someone who's going to get an extra frosty milkshake.
Jim: Yeah! (Shoots magnetic pulse into wall) Oops!
Otacon and Snake: Hahahaha!
=== But back in Cuba ===
(Goliath Falcon is sitting in a chair shaped like a flaming hawk) Goliath: Prepare Metal Gear Rebirth, it's time we start the plan.
Ocelot: Sir, I have a suggestion.
Goliath: You may speak.
Ocelot: I think we should wait before launching Rebirth. The time's not right.
Goliath: Mr. Ocelot, you're a bad man and I don't like you, but I still get you to work for me because you've got good ideas. But this is my decision, and you aren't going to muck it up.
Ocelot: Hey, screw you.
Goliath: Screw me! SCREW ME! SCREW THIS! (He pulls out a gun and holds it up to Ocelot)
Ocelot: Yeah, like you're going to shoot me in the head. Whatever...YEAAAAACCCHHH! (Ocelot's head explodes as a bullet hits him)
Goliath: i'm not a nice man like you're previous bosses Ocelot, i'm a mean man. Sure, I can be nice sometimes, but most of the time I'm MEAN!
(A Guard walks in) Guard: SIR, WE'VE JUST GOT A REPORT THAT SNAKE'S BEEN SENT TO INFILTRATE THIS BASE!
Goliath: Oh shit. That ain't good.
Goliath pushes a button on the computer in front of him. A screen pops up that shows the plans for Metal Gear Rebirth.
Goliath: Hmmm...maybe Ocelot was right, maybe I should wait until I launch Rebirth.
Guard: Sir, the president of Cuba is on the phone too. He wants to talk.
Goliath: Excellent. I'll talk to him now.
The President of Cuba, Jake Wonogmo, appears on the screen. Goliath smiles.
Goliath: Ah, hello Mr. Womonogmo, how's it hanging?
Jake: Get to the point Goliath, what the heck's going on?
Goliath: Let's see...OH YEAH, I'VE GOT A HUGE FREAKING ROBOT!
Jake: WHAT!? HOLY SHIT MAN!
Goliath: Hahaha, you sound surprised. You should be, because this roboot's going to blow up your country if you don't meet my demands.
Jake: Ok, I'm listening.
Goliath: I want a helicopter full of gold delivered to my hideout in Spain, it's hidden in the caves of Mount Wangasaur. Ok?
Jake: YOU'RE INSANE, YOU BIG IDIOT!
Goliath: Would an insane person do this? (Goliath gives the finger to Jake) How do you like that? Is that insane enough for you?
Jake: You're going to rot in hell for this, rot in hell like a bastard!
Goliath: You have 24 hours to meet my demands.
(Goliath shuts off the screen and laughs menacingly)
TO BE CONTINUED...