Disclaimer: I do not own Krispy Cream or Trigun.
Author's Note: This is a fake story of a fake rivalry between 2 donut stores. Joe's Donuts does not exist, it is a mere made up store. Please do not be offended by the use and treatment of donuts in this story. If you begin to not like it, you don't have to finish it and you can go back to your sappy love stories.
All for a Glazed Donut
One day, Vash decided that he desperately needed a donut. He was on his way to his favorite donut shop (Joe's Donuts), when discovered that another donut shop had opened right across the street.
"Krispy Cream," Vash said to himself with curiosity while staring blankly at the brightly lit up neon sign. Through the clear glass he could see the conveyer belt of freshly cooked donuts being drenched in glaze. He could smell it clearly, which seemed to magically guide him inside the brand new shop.
Inside Krispy Cream was almost one step down from heaven. The marble tables were shining, the old fashioned lights were brightly lit, and not to mention that you could practically eat off the floor if you had too. The employees behind the counter seemed to be having the time of their life as they neatly boxed up your order with a big grin on their face and a song in their heart.
By now Vash had a puddle of drool swimming beneath him. He knew he should leave, but he just had to try some.
"Would you like a free sample, sir," a waitress asked kindly while handing him a very warm donut that was oozing with glaze from right off of the conveyer belt. (They actually do that) Vash kindly accepted, and when he took a bite, he started to cry.
"This is so good! Where have you been all my life?" Vash said to himself while he finished his little bit of heaven.
He looked across the street at an old beat up trailer. He sighed when he realized that was Joe's Donuts, which use to be his favorite place to eat.
"Hey, Joe! Isn't that our costumer over at that new fancy donut place," said a sweaty, greasy donut fryer from Joe's Donuts.
Joe's Donut's was the complete opposite of Krispy Cream, it was hell. The tables were sticky, the donuts had hair on them, and Joe wasn't the nicest person in the world. It was a wonder why they were still in business and WHY IN THE WORLD Vash liked their donuts the best.
"What's the matter Toni," said a fat, bald guy as he walked over to him.
"It's that fancy donut place across the street. It looks like that guy with the red jacket is eating one of their donuts," Toni complained to Joe.
"We better not lose him to that fancy place, Toni. Go over there and bring him back here. If it wasn't for him we'd be outta here like fried weasels," Joe told Toni.
Toni grabbed some donuts off of the floor and ran across the street. Joe stood by "the" window and watched Toni break a window as a way of getting in.
"This is so good! I'll take $30.00 worth!" Vash said with glee to the attendant behind the un-godly clean counter.
"No Vash, you're making a mistake! Don't......" cried Toni as he broke into Krispy Cream through a window. He ran towards Vash, pushing him towards the ground while shoving a hairy donut into his mouth.
"Leave me alone! I've found a new donut shop now," Vash yelled at Toni while pushing him off. He spit the donut out into a nearby trashcan. Toni looked deeply at Vash with anger and disgust.
"Fine then, take your fancy donuts, but when this place goes bad, we'll be waiting," Toni said on his way back out the window.
Author's Note: This is a fake story of a fake rivalry between 2 donut stores. Joe's Donuts does not exist, it is a mere made up store. Please do not be offended by the use and treatment of donuts in this story. If you begin to not like it, you don't have to finish it and you can go back to your sappy love stories.
All for a Glazed Donut
One day, Vash decided that he desperately needed a donut. He was on his way to his favorite donut shop (Joe's Donuts), when discovered that another donut shop had opened right across the street.
"Krispy Cream," Vash said to himself with curiosity while staring blankly at the brightly lit up neon sign. Through the clear glass he could see the conveyer belt of freshly cooked donuts being drenched in glaze. He could smell it clearly, which seemed to magically guide him inside the brand new shop.
Inside Krispy Cream was almost one step down from heaven. The marble tables were shining, the old fashioned lights were brightly lit, and not to mention that you could practically eat off the floor if you had too. The employees behind the counter seemed to be having the time of their life as they neatly boxed up your order with a big grin on their face and a song in their heart.
By now Vash had a puddle of drool swimming beneath him. He knew he should leave, but he just had to try some.
"Would you like a free sample, sir," a waitress asked kindly while handing him a very warm donut that was oozing with glaze from right off of the conveyer belt. (They actually do that) Vash kindly accepted, and when he took a bite, he started to cry.
"This is so good! Where have you been all my life?" Vash said to himself while he finished his little bit of heaven.
He looked across the street at an old beat up trailer. He sighed when he realized that was Joe's Donuts, which use to be his favorite place to eat.
"Hey, Joe! Isn't that our costumer over at that new fancy donut place," said a sweaty, greasy donut fryer from Joe's Donuts.
Joe's Donut's was the complete opposite of Krispy Cream, it was hell. The tables were sticky, the donuts had hair on them, and Joe wasn't the nicest person in the world. It was a wonder why they were still in business and WHY IN THE WORLD Vash liked their donuts the best.
"What's the matter Toni," said a fat, bald guy as he walked over to him.
"It's that fancy donut place across the street. It looks like that guy with the red jacket is eating one of their donuts," Toni complained to Joe.
"We better not lose him to that fancy place, Toni. Go over there and bring him back here. If it wasn't for him we'd be outta here like fried weasels," Joe told Toni.
Toni grabbed some donuts off of the floor and ran across the street. Joe stood by "the" window and watched Toni break a window as a way of getting in.
"This is so good! I'll take $30.00 worth!" Vash said with glee to the attendant behind the un-godly clean counter.
"No Vash, you're making a mistake! Don't......" cried Toni as he broke into Krispy Cream through a window. He ran towards Vash, pushing him towards the ground while shoving a hairy donut into his mouth.
"Leave me alone! I've found a new donut shop now," Vash yelled at Toni while pushing him off. He spit the donut out into a nearby trashcan. Toni looked deeply at Vash with anger and disgust.
"Fine then, take your fancy donuts, but when this place goes bad, we'll be waiting," Toni said on his way back out the window.