Go Fish
In which Hook discovers the true meaning to games.
"Go Sardine."
Hook smiled triumphantly.
"No, Hook, it's 'Go Fish'." Red Alert frowned, looking up from his cards at the Constructicon Medic.
"Why would I want to do that?" questioned a very puzzled Hook.
"That's the name of the game, and it's what you say when you win… I think." Supplied Red Alert.
"Oh."
Ratchet grumbled something about strange human customs and they continued playing.
After half a breem Hook once again claimed victory. "Ha! Go Whale!"
"No, Hook, Go Fish." Red Alert said firmly.
"So? It's all the same to me. Sardines are fish, Whales are fish, Scuba divers are fish."
"Actually a Whale is a type of Mammal, and Scuba divers are most defiantly not fish. I think they're some kind of Reptile." Red Alert claimed.
"What?! How can a Mammal breathe underwater?! It makes no sense!" Hook cried.
"Oh, forget it, lets just keep playing, 'kay?" Ratchet sighed.
The other Medics nodded and the game resumed.
"Go Tentacool!"
"Oh for Primus's sake!" exclaimed Red.
"Isn't that a Pokémon?" asked Ratchet.
"…I don't know. I hate this game. It's confusing." Hook muttered, throwing down his cards (grown to perfection by Wheeljack- Primus only knew how). "I quit."
"No… I fold."
"Fold what?"
"I have no idea."