Once upon there was a beautiful LOVELY PERFECT girl named Tohru. One day, she decided to go on another grand adventure, except this time it was to the magical land of America.
However, when she got there (A/N: Oops, I forgot to say that Yuki and Kyo are dead, because Akito shot them with her/his huge spork-flinging gun of death, destruction, and PAIN. Kisa went on a vacation to antartica, because she got bored of Japan because it's a developed country and therefore is eliv, Hiro died because Kisa pushed him into the ocean before she left, shortly after murdering Yuki and Kyo, Akito was then eaten by a giant slorg, that decided to give up it's life of vegetarianism to eat her/him/it because it thought her/him looked extremely appetizing being covered in their blood. Aaand Uo was busy being extremely EMO. :D Everyone else was fine though, and skipped through a field of daisies happily while saying, "lyke zomg!!!11!!!!111111") she was attacked by ANOTHER GIANT NON-VEGITARIAN SLUG!
But this slug was nice, and decided to grant her 29487120931742 wishes.
"Nu!" she cried, "I only wanted one!"
"You get three." it replied wiesly (A/N: lololololol...)
"NEVAH!" she shouted, and started to pick its flesh away with a rusty spork that she just happened to have in her pocket.
The slug, angered by Tohru's foolishness ate her.
THE END
(STAY TUNED FOR THE SEQUEL)
Btw, Yuki's a girl.