Dear Galbatorix:

You are probably wondering who I am. Keep wondering, I'm not gonna tell you. The only thing I will tell you is that I hate you, and you are in trouble. Why, people might ask, is Galby in such terrible trouble?

Well, it isn't because you killed the riders. No, that annoyed me, but it isn't what got you into trouble.

It isn't because you almost made dragons extinct, even if that was a very dangerous move to make. You even wouldn't be in trouble if you had just stuck to having thousands of innocent people killed while you sit in your big castle (probably funded by the tax money payed by working class people), make up freaky schemes and generally be a madman. No that would have been normal human behaviour, and I would have accepted that.

So you see, up untill this point, you are a completly innocent (if a bit gross) man, but that couldn't last. You had to do it didn't you. You killed Oromis. I don't care if he says "no one individual is more important than winning this war", killing Him is still more of a crime than destroying the lives of every being in the universe. So, since you (I don't blame Murtagh, it wasn't his fault) commited The Ultimate Crime (which is killing Oromis, just in case that hasn't entered your brain yet), I am going to have to punish you. Not kill, punish. Killing you would mean you where beyond my reach, you would be Resting In Peace, and you don't deserve something like that. No, The Ultimate Crime deserves The Ultimate Punnishment, which is quite simple: I am going to kidnapp you, and make you listen to my Biology teacher explaining the different types of animal, over and over again, for the rest of eternity. This may not sound so bad, but wait untill you meet my Biology teacher.

Sincerly, you most passionate enemy, AnonymousOromisFangirl.

PS. Sitting in a castle answering one question for decades? Honestly, get a life!