NO NAME HIGH: Chapter 1
Summary: A crazy school. Crazy kids. Windowless, polka dot when raining, stripped when cold, and tan when sunny. A super-crazy school. This is their story. Welcome to 528,710. NaruSasu
Warnings: Yaoi (BoyxBoy), OOC-ness, cussing, sexual behavior/hints, crazy people, insanity, radioactive cats, trees (And lots of them!), probably abuse, and a crazy school. There will probably be mentions of people having sex (Actually, that should be in there. Definitely.) You may commit suicide after all of the mental insanity and abuse. If this causes death, you may want to contact your doctor because this story might not be right for you.
Disclaimer: I do not own Pita-Ten, Naruto, any of their characters, or the characters Water, Ivan, Izak, or Mia.
A/N: This is a crazy school, and some pretty freaking crazy kids. This is their story. Anyone that's read my other fanfictions, it's the same school as the others. Any new comers…
…Good luck…
Make Out Kids
The bell rang. Not a single kid late.
Why be late?
This was No Name High, people. It's not like school. It's more like…
…a school playground on steroids!
Okay, not really.
"HEY! EVERYBODY! THIS SCHOOL IS LIKE A SCHOOL PLAYGROUND ON STEROIDS!" Max yelled out excitedly.
Well, at least someone agrees with me! XC
"I don't agree with you, you're just a sucky narrator." Max whined.
Fine, be that way. Hey, you're not supposed to hear me!
"Oh well." Max said.
…Right….
Anyways, Max, the bone head he is-
"HEY!" Max complained.
"Why are you talking to yourself again?" Ivan asked.
"I'm not- what?" Max asked, me erasing all memories he had of talking to me. "I don't know what I was doing."
So… anyways, Max, the bonehead he is-
"ACHOO! ACHOO! Wooh, someone must be talking bad about me." Max said.
Would he shut up for once?
Max had red hair, a scar across his left eye trailing in a zigzag pattern down his face, across the bridge of his nose to his right cheek. He would always wear a red shirt, blue jeans, and you can never forget his belt.
His belt is brown.
Just for your information.
Max also just happened to be one of the oldest in his class. Actually, he was. If you didn't count Water's actual age. He was 26, older than his teacher, Kakashi, who just happened to be 24.
Ivan, on the other hand, is an OC. Wait… Max and Ivan are both OCs. Anyways, he had blonde hair, big, round, jade green eyes. He wore a green hoodie, a green scarf around his neck, blue jeans and sneakers.
Water, as mentioned, had navy blue hair, navy blue eyes, and was 21. About. She also wore a navy blue dress. Too much navy blue. Blech. XC
"So, Max, how was your weekend?" Izak asked him, nudging him with his elbow. "Did you get any good fish?" Izak had brown hair which spiked out on the sides, flattened on his head as if by a school falling on his head (Some say he was dropped on his head as a baby), he had brown eyes, was wearing a lavender long-sleeved shirt, blue jeans, and sneakers. Who wore the school uniform?
"No, I made sure he didn't mess with anyone." Sasuke said.
Besides Sasuke. Sasuke, you should all know him, unless you're one of those Pita-Ten fans. Stupid cross-overs. Anyways, I guess I'll have to introduce him. He had a beautiful pale face (Hey, I think he's pretty), big obsidian eyes, raven hair that perfectly framed his face, contrasting with his face, his hair stuck up in the back like a duck's ass. He wore a school uniform.
A school girl's uniform.
Anyone disturbed by this will have this one chance to leave the theater.
No refunds.
The school girl uniform consisted of a blue jacket (One of the dressy-ones), a white dress shirt, a very, very short red-brown-yellow plaid tie (Mostly red), a short, short red-brown-yellow plaid skirt (Mostly red, der brains), (Hey it's No Name High, the most perverted school I know. And I made it! Along with my little sisters…) white socks with a single, thin red stripe near the top, which goes to about right above the knee, and those black dress shoes.
"Aww, why?" Izak asked, looking at Sasuke.
"Because, raping people is mean." Sasuke said, wagging a pointing hand in front of Izak's face.
"Why?" Izak asked.
"Because it is. It breaches people's personal-spa-"
"Is this because Max raped you last week?" Mia asked, cutting Sasuke off.
Mia had light-blue hair, light-blue eyes, and she was wearing a light-blue Lolita dress, light-blue tights, and light-blue dress shoes. My little sister's characters need more colours. Why is it always blue?
"No. Raping is bad either way." Sasuke said, huffing out an angered breath. The three idiots gave him a knowing look. "Only partly."
"Yeah, that's what I thought." Max said, balancing on the balls of his feet, rocking back and forth slowly. Sasuke placed a hand on Max's chest, putting pressure on it, pushing his hand forward and sending Max crashing to the ground.
"HEY!" Max yelled up to Sasuke. "This is a nice view." Max concluded. Sasuke stomped on Max's face, keeping his shoe in place.
"I don't deserve this." Max said into the sole of Sasuke's shoe.
"Then stop looking up my skirt, pervert." Sasuke said, applying more pressure on his shoe, pushing most of his weight on Max's face.
"But your panties are so cute!" Max whined into Sasuke's shoe. "It's getting hard to breathe!" Max yelled, but it was muffled by the shoe on his face, that and no one cares about Max.
"You should of thought of that earlier." Sasuke said, practically standing on Max's face at this point.
"Sasuke, what the hell are you doing to Max?" Naruto asked, walking over to them.
I guess I'll have to introduce Naruto also. Naruto had tan skin, whiskers on his face (three on each cheek), yellow hair (It's not blonde, it's yellow, if you think about it.), and the bluest eyes anyone has ever seen. He was wearing his usual, an orange-and-blue jumpsuit, the collar being white and fuzzy.
Naruto walked up behind Sasuke and wrapped his arms around Sasuke's waist. Standing on Max's face (Not to mention what heels the shoes had.) brought Sasuke to about Naruto's height. Sasuke turned his head over his shoulder to allow Naruto access to his lips. Naruto kissed him, which was not odd (At this point) to the other kids. These two had been dating for a while now.
"So, remind me why you're stepping on Max's face?" Naruto asked Sasuke, looking down at the half-suffocated Max.
"Two reasons." Sasuke started. "First off, he-"
"-Raped him last week." Mia finished for him.
"Yes." Sasuke said, only slightly annoyed that he wasn't getting a chance to talk. "And, the second reason is because he-"
"-Was looking at Sasuke's panties again." Izak finished for Sasuke.
"Why don't I ever get to talk?" Sasuke whined, but was quieted by a mouth on his own.
"You guys are so gross." Kotarou said (Sorry if I misspelled his name).
Ah, the annoying one. Kotarou had purple hair, yellow eyes, and for some reason my little sister decided to make him wear a robe around. Don't ask me. He's hiding something. But what is it?
Nobody cares.
Nobody cares about Kotarou.
Just like Water.
And Max.
And Izak.
And maybe Mia.
Then again, no one ever remembers Mia.
After all, she is Mia.
"What are they doing?" Ivan asked, walking over to the group. By this time, Naruto and Sasuke were just standing, Max was also up and he was rubbing his face and making a frowny face. "Why do you have the pattern of the sole of a shoe on your face?" Ivan asked, looking over to Sasuke in question. Sasuke just giggled.
"I may or may not have stepped on his face…" Sasuke said. "And stood on it, for that matter." Sasuke added under his breath.
"…Right." Ivan said, not amused.
"It was funny, Ivan! You should've seen it!" Izak said, bursting out into laughter, Mia joining him shortly.
"Wait…" Mia said, they both stopped laughing, the siblings looking at each other.
"What are we laughing about?" They asked each other. Ivan sighed, allowing his shoulders to sag.
"You guys are helpless." Ivan said, shaking his head.
"Tell us something we don't know." Sasuke said to Ivan.
"What do you know?" Youske asked.
Youske is an OC of mine. His name is too close to Sasuke, though. XC He has black spiky hair and black eyes. That's all I know. I don't even know what he looks like. But who cares? He's barely in here. He's not that big of a highlight at No Name. But some people are.
"They know that they're hopeless." Kotarou said to Youske.
"Oh. I included you in that statement, Kotarou." Ivan said.
"Ooooohhhhh…." The group 'Oh-ed' at the same time.
"Pwned!" Max said, laughing.
"I pwned your mom." Izak said.
"My mom is… where is she?" Max asked himself. "I think I've always only had a dad." The group looked at him.
"How is that physically possible? Unless your mother deceased." Ivan said, going into a very scientific, very detailed description of the structure of an atom (Which was not related to this in any way).
"Hold it, HOLD IT!" Max yelled at him, Ivan stopping in mid-sentence and giving Max a 'How-dare-you' glare. "I hope you know the only two words I understood in all of that were penis, vagina, and cookies." Max said, feeling proud that at least he knew 'two' of the words.
"Max, first off, I didn't say cookies, or any of those disgusting words." Ivan said.
"And, second, that was three words." Sasuke put emphasis on the 'three'.
"It was?" Max asked. "Oh, crap. I failed math."
"How do you even fail math in this school? We don't even take any classes! We never DO anything!" Koboshi yelled at Max.
Koboshi was blonde, had kitty ears (This isn't an OC, this is from Pita-Ten), she wore a red boy on each ear, and she had on a school girl uniform, but not the No Name High uniform. Stupid people, you guys just all wear the same thing for once! Her school uniform consisted of a white long-sleeved shirt, the regular school girl collar (Red stripe and mostly white), she had a red bow where the bows usually are, a red skirt, ruffle skirt underneath, black socks that went to a little below the knee, and those brown dress shoes. Look up the people for once.
It's called Google.
"I do something in this school!" Max complained to Koboshi.
"What could you possibly do in this school?" Koboshi asked, waiting for an answer.
But Sasuke didn't want his answer.
"Max, if you say what I think you're going to say-"
"I do Sasuke." Max stated.
Typical of Max.
"Max, I'm going to kill you!" Sasuke said, and then pointed a finger at Max. "Go beat him up for me, Naruto." Sasuke commanded Naruto.
"Okay." Naruto said, approaching Max.
"Oh no!" Max pleaded Naruto. "SASUKE! MAKE HIM STOP!" Max cried, backing up into a corner.
"WHEN THE HELL DID THIS CORNER GET HERE?" Max asked.
"Just now." Ivan said, a content look on his face. "Show no mercy, Naruto."
"You all are crazy." Kotarou said, walking off.
"Oh, won't you leave Max alone?" Youske asked, watching the others pull lawn chairs out of their pockets and popcorn began to fall on the floor as they stuffed their faces with it.
"GO NARUTO!" Ten-chan cheered, bits of chewed popcorn spilling from his full mouth.
Ten-chan was blonde (Too many blondes. I should kill one off. :D No, JK. I'm not going to.), I don't know what colour eyes he has, if you know please tell me! I don't know his and Koboshi's eye colours! His full first name is Takashi, if you wanted to know. He wears a school uniform. And, since he's from Pita-ten and my little sister didn't put him in a No Name High uniform, I have to describe him.
Look him up.
It's called Google.
Search 'Ten-chan Pita-Ten'. You'll find him.
Ivan smirked, watching the show, but Sasuke just looked out the window.
Did I fail to mention that it's a windowless school?
"Oh, it's raining again." Sasuke said, sitting in a desk that isn't really there, resting his arm on the window sill of a window that isn't there either, watching the shit and piss fall from the sky.
"The retarded dragons are migrating yet again." Ivan concluded.
How could you not love this school?
A/N: So, how do you like the new story? Great, huh?
Love it?
Hate it?
Wanna commit suicide after reading it?
GREAT! Keep reading, No Name High is still standing. And as this school still stands, they will still go to it.
Besides the fact that it's not even up yet.
Did I fail to mention that they live in 528,710? Yeah, great, huh?