Silver walks into

by Vex97

My very first story, with (temporary) co-writer Noneknowme! (Who may or may not be 'dead'). Watch as Silver, a deranged hedgehog is doing deranged things in this deranged story! Also, by the way, ironically, we aren't fans of Sonic at ALL. We just so happened to choose silver for this story.

1. Chapter 1: Mc'Donalds Bro

Silver walked into the Mc'Donalds…

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He went over to the man at the counter, and asked him,

"May I have a chicken sandwich?"

The man at the counter looked at him in confusion, "Er-we don't sell chicken sandwi-"

-He was interrupted by the stupid telepathic hedgehog thingy.

"No, I want a chicken sandwich and I want it now! So stop talkin' and get me my god for sakin' sandwich!"

The man looked at him, now holding a phone, preparing to call 911.

"Now sir if you please calm dow-"

-He was interrupted when Silver immediately pulled out a gun, and pointed it at his head.

"I told you stop talking, and get mah sandwich!"

The man then responded with a calm and relaxed, "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" then he ran out of the Mc'Donalds, screaming. Silver looked at the screaming man, dumbfounded. "All I wanted was a chicken sandwich!"

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Vex: This doesn't really matter now, but I murdered this story about a year ago, but I've brought it back to life! Don't expect anything to different, everything after chapter 6 was made this year, and will be longer than the ones before. So, happy reading!