I do not own Pokemon. Satoshi Tajiri, Nintendo, and Game Freak own the franchise.
"Heeeey, Ash!" Misty chirped as she walked up towards Ash Ketchum, who was holding Pikachu in his arms. "I got something for you!"
"Got what?" Ash blinked as he stared at Misty, who was smiling weirdly for some reason.
"I bet it's poisonous berries." Pikachu commented.
"Well, Today's Valentine's Day and I noticed no one gave you a gift yet… So, I got you this!" She brought out a chocolate Luvdisc from her back and handed it to Ash.
"….Why did you give me this?" Ash blinked. "Are you hiding something?"
"What?! No! I just want you to be happy!" Misty snapped, offended.
"Is the chocolate poison?"
Misty growled. "No, it's just chocolate!"
"Really? Because Brock said it was the food of the-"
"NO ONE GIVES A SHIT ABOUT WHAT BROCK THINKS!" Misty screeched.
"I do." Brock popped up from behind Misty, causing her to scream.
"Brock! You're here!" Ash shouted.
"Yes, Ash. I'm here because Crazy Misty is trying to hurt you." Brock nodded.
"I AM NOT TRYING TO HURT ASH! THE ONLY ONE I WANT TO HURT IS YOU!" Misty screamed, pulling out her hammer.
"I KNEW IT ALL ALONG! YOU'RE TRYING TO KILL ME!" Ash then got up and ran off.
"ASH, COME BACK HERE! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO GIVE ME A GIFT! DO YOU WANT MY STARYU UP YOUR ANUS?!" Misty chased after him.
"HOLD IT RIGHT THERE, CRAZY MISTY!" Brock took off after them as well.
The three then ran into the sunset, screaming threats at each other all the while.
"God, this Valentine Day sucks." Pikachu sighed.
End.