Me: First: Happy Valentine's Day!
Second: It's been forever since I've posted anything on FF, but in my defense it's been forever since I've had any inspiration. My only muse was the MLP: FIM episode "Pinkie Pride", which introduced Cheese Sandwich A.K.A Pinkie Pie's soul mate. Seriously, Cheesie Pie should be cannon. Seriously.
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters in this piece of fiction. They belong to Lauren Faust and all the other pony creators over at the MLP workshop.
"Cheesie Pie ABC's"
A is for Always
She will always remember the first time they kissed.
(It'd be hard for her to forget, considering how it still hurts to breathe through her nose.)
B is for Blue
Pinkie's eyes were a magnificent shade of blue.
C is for Cake
The Cakes' were like parents to her, so meeting them was a really, really big deal.
D is for Diamond
Pinkie had never been big on jewelry-that was more Rarity's thing than hers-but when she saw the (undoubtedly) expensive diamond necklace resting on her pillow, she couldn't help but squee in joy.
E is for Early
He found all of her little quirks adorable, but the one he'd never be able to love is her ability to wake up so damn early.
F is for Friends
She's happy to see that her five best friends are starting to accept him as one of them.
G is for Green
His eyes weren't just green; they were chartreuse; they were jade with specs of yellow in them. She would know; she spends ninety percent of her day staring into them.
H is for Hair
Rarity knew she had the best looking hair in town, but even she had to admit Cheese Sandwich's curls were impressive.
I is for Iguana
"Oh, Cheesy! Isn't Gummy just adorable?"
"Eh, I'm not that big on iguanas."
"Iguana?! Gummy isn't an iguana! He's a full bred alligator! How dare you insult him like that!"
J is for Juggle
Whenever he was down or feeling a bit blue, Pinkie would juggle random household items for him. It never failed to put a smile on his face, and it reminded him of the first time he ever saw her.
K is for Kissing
She didn't know why kissing him was so much fun, (when he had first explained to her what kissing was she thought it was really weird. Why would anybody want to move their mouth around on somebody elses and then taste the inside of their face?!) but it was.
L is for Love
Everyone in town could see that they were in love.
M is for Marriage
They've never actually talked about it, but he'd be lying if he said he hadn't ever thought about calling her "Mrs. Cheese Sandwich".
N is for Nightmares
He's always there to calm her down when her nightmares leave her sweating and gasping in the middle of the night.
O is for Overworked
"Hey! Pound, Pumpkin, whanna see Boneless Two dance?" His question was answered with excited shrieking from the twins and a tired smile from his overworked girlfriend.
P is for Party
Alone, Pinkie Pie and Cheese Sandwich throw great parties; but together, they make something spectacular.
Q is for Quiet
There was never a quiet moment on Sugar Cube Corner with these two around-not that anyone minded.
R is for Rigid
He regretted asking her what she would do if he or one of her friends were to die the moment she went rigid.
S is for Sex
She was a bit addicted, and he didn't mind one bit.
T is for Thursday Night (Tacos)
"Alright, Thursday Night! Time for tacos!" Rainbow Dash cried, pumping her fists in the air. "Cheese Sandwich, you make the most epic tacos in all Ponyville!"
Twilight Sparkle rolled her eyes at her friend's over exaggeration. Cheese Sandwich, however, smiled wide at the god-like praise and made sure Rainbow Dash got extra taco meat.
U is for Unstable
There were times when she went so far off the deep end that she scared even him.
V is for Virgin
"Oh, Cheese! Pass me that bottle of virgin olive oil, if you'd please!"
W is for Wife
She never tired of hearing him call her that.
X is for Xylophone
"You never told me you knew how to play the xylophone!"
"Well, my dear, that's because you never asked!"
Y is for Yummy
Her baked goods were absolutely amazing.
Z is for Zoo
Thanks to her hyperactiveness, her husband's over excitement, and her pink-haired, green-eyed toddler, her friends have started affectionately referring to her house as a zoo.
So that was my contribution to the Cheesie Pie community. I really enjoyed writing this, and I'll probably write another sometime soon. Leave a review letting me know if you liked or not, and if you find anything that could be improved, tell me that as well.