Hello readers! This is UnDiNiAbLy ObSeSsEd speaking, and I want to introduce you to someone, *drum rolls*….. My Twin! Say hi, Twin!
Twin: Hi.
Me: Tell them why were here today Twin.
Twin: We were bored, and so the result is this Harry Potter + Others I.M chat Parody, thingy.
Me: Ya, I was reading CyndarDragon's Untitled Harry Potter Parody, and it made me want to write one. So this is a just what my screwed up mind came up with when I thought of all the parodies I have read, so take it away Twin.
Twin: We don't own Twilight, Harry Potter, Vampire A- OMJ! It's Jasper Whitlock!
Me: OMJ, WHERE?
Jasper: Good morning Hybrids, the Volturi say hello!
Me: o.O WTF?
Twin: OK, ignoring that comment from the fabulous Jasper Whitlock, on with the Parody, BTW, We don't own Twilight, Harry Potter, Vampire Academy or anything else that might show up in this Parody that any of you might recognize as someone else's, if something shows up that was in a different Fanfiction, review and let us know, Please and Thank You!
Me: Also, this takes place, after Breaking Dawn, before Deathly Hallows, and before Spirit Bound. Characters from Twilight don't know Harry Potter characters or VA characters. VA characters don't know any Twilight or Harry Potter characters, and so on, so they don't know each other. And Harry broke up with Ginny, so they aren't together. And Nessie IS NOT fully grown, this is a year or two after the ending of BD!
Twin: Warning slight/extreme OOCness
Usernames:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Twilight~~~~~~~~~
Jasper: EmoSaysRelax (I totally stole that from one of my favorite authors, JasperSAYSrelax128, check her out, she rox multi-colored socks!)
Alice: ShopaholicPhysicPixie
Bella: StupidLamb
Edward: Mr. PianoMan
Nessie: LochNessMonster28
Jake: Wolverine897
Emmett: GrizzliesRbetter
Rosalie: PopsicleMelter (has anyone heard the song, California Gurls, by Katy Perry? Ya, the part about them being so hot they can melt your popsicle is the inspiration for this username.)
Esme: MommaBear
Carlisle: Dr. Dad
Aro: MyRulesRule
Jane: FeelThePain
Alec: MakeYouBlind33
Jessica: Edward'sMine4ever
Lauren: PrettierThanYou
Angela: IloveBen
Ben: IloveAngela
Mike: BellsWillBeMine
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Harry Potter~~~~
Harry: LightningRulz37
Hermione: TimeTravelingBookworm
Ron: EternallyHungry4
Ginny: RedheadsRock59
Fred: George1
George: Fred2
Luna: LoonsAreMoreFun90
Voldemort: EvilmakesBloodPure
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Vampire Academy~~~~~~~
Rose Hathaway: GuardianToBe
Lissa Dragomir: LastPrincess13
Christian Ozera: IplayWithFire
Dimitri Belikov: DeadHeartsBeat
Adrian Ivashkov: RichDrunk
Mason: NotSoGone4eva
Eddie: EdBoy
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Original Characters~~~~~~~~~~
Me: UnDiNiAbLy ObSeSsEd
Twin: TheTwinIsAlwaysPrettier
Your Mom: YourMom87
Kristen Chambless: Dr. SlutFuck
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~On with the Chit-Chatting~~~~~~
LochNessMonster28 has logged on
StupidLamb has logged on
LastPrincess13 has logged on
MyRulesRule has logged on
LoonsAreMoreFun90 has logged on
TimeTravelingBookworm has logged on….
MyRulesRule: Well, hello, Bella, Renesmee. Long time, no see.
LochNessMonster28: Aro, what a pleasant surprise…..
StupidLamb: Hello, Aro.
LastPrincess13: Hello, all!
LoonsAreMoreFun90: Hello, Lissa!
LastPrincess13: How do you know my name?
LoonsAreMoreFun90: Oh, I know everything. Would you like a copy of the Quibbler? We have a new article on Wackspurts!
LastPrincess13: Um, no thank you…..
TimeTravelingBookworm: I would like one, Luna!
LoonsAreMoreFun90: Hermione! I didn't notice you, but of course, I'll owl you one right away!
StupidLamb: *whispers to LochNessMonster28* Who are they?
LochNessMonster28: Like I know, Mom! And what's up with the '*whispering*'? They can still read it.
Wolverine897 has logged on….
LochNessMonster28: Jake! Where are you?
Wolverine897: Your living room?
UnDiNiAbLy ObSeSsEd has logged on….
UnDiNiAbLy ObSeSsEd: *gasps* OMJ! He's in your living room, dun dun dun…
UnDiNiAbLy ObSeSsEd has logged off…..
LochNessMonster28: That wasn't random at all….*sarcasm*
Wolverine897: Tell me about it.
MyRulesRule: Are you all just going to ignore me? I thought we were having a very fine conversation earlier, but apparently I am mistaken!
MyRulesRule has logged off….
StupidLamb: Um, Okaaaaaaaaaay then. Nessie, I'm going to find your father, don't stay on too late.
LochNessMonster28: Okay, Mom.
StupidLamb has logged off…..
TimeTravelingBookworm: Okay, I just got your owl Luna! And I love the cover story!
LoonsAreMoreFun90: Oh, the one on Bellatrix Lestrange's life story?
TimeTravelingBookworm: Yes! Do you really think she is a world known author?
LoonsAreMoreFun90: No, I know she is a world know author, but she goes by the name of Stephenie Meyer!
LochNessMonster28: That's not possible, Stephenie Meyer is too much of a genius to be Bellatrix Lestrange!
Wolverine897: Ya, Bellatrix isn't capable of creating such awesome people in that evil, messed up brain of hers.
LoonsAreMoreFun90: Oh, really? Then what do you think she goes by?
Wolverine897&LochNessMonster28: J.K Rowling.
TimeTravelingBookworm: Psh. Highly likely. She would never make herself seem so evil, and vile.
LoonsAreMoreFun90: Okay, lets come to an agreement, let us say that she is really Richelle Mead.
Wolverine897: Wateva
LochNessMonster28: Fine by me.
LastPrincess13: You know what? I'm not going to get into this conversation. Goodbye.
LastPrincess13 has logged off….
Mr. PianoMan has logged on…..
LochNessMonster28: Daddy! Hi!
Mr. PianoMan: Nessie, your mother and I need you for a minute, we are at the cottage.
LochNessMonster28: Okay, Daddy. I'll be there in a minute.
Wolverine897: Mind if I come, Edward?
Mr. PianoMan: Not at all, Jake.
LochNessMonster28 has logged off
Wolverine897 has logged off
Mr. PianoMan has logged off…..
TimeTravelingBookworm: Well, Luna, Ronald is calling me. I'll be off now.
LoonsAreMoreFun90: Okay, bye Hermione!
TimeTravelingBookworm has logged off….
LoonsAreMoreFun90: *hums to herself*
LoonsAreMoreFun90 has logged off…
Next Update: Saturday February 12 2011