Sexy British Accents
Disclaimer: I own nothing although I would like to own Michael Vartan and David Anders.
Spoilers: None whatsoever.
Pairing: Sarkney of course. Wouldn't have it any other way
Rating: PG-13
Summary: When Sidney leaves the CIA for a couple of weeks to go on vacation she runs into Sark. They decide to treat each other like they have just met and to have fun. It doesn't quite work out that way. They end up quarreling and bantering. Little do they know that at the end of the trip they might not want to go home because they might realize that they don't want to go. They might realize that they have taken the biggest leap of all together. The leap of love.
Sydney began walking up the stairs to go into the plane when she finally realizes that she is going on vacation. She hadn't been on a vacation in three years. She was so ready for a break.
She quickly found her seat and got out a book. After reading for a while she was going to try and get some sleep. But then she heard a dark, tantalizing voice behind her say, "Is this trip business or pleasure Sidney? Because now that I can see that you are going to Jamaica with me my trip is definitely going to be pleasure."
" Sark."
" Yes, luv. Did you miss me?"
" How could I miss scum like you?"
" I don't know maybe because of my hot, sexy body."
" Um since when do you have one of those?"
" Since I hit puberty. Wanna see?"
" Oh yea! Baby just rip those clothes off and show me what you are working with."
Sark slowly stands up and begins to slowly unbutton his pants.
" Do you think all the ladies will sit and stare? I know the men will be insanely jealous"
" No, I think they will just sit back and laugh because they will wonder where did you put your penis? Because it doesn't look like he has one attached."
" Okay luv I have a proposition for you. I think that you and me should be civil this entire trip. I know we are staying at the same hotel because you and I like the best of everything. We will probably run into each other a lot."
" Okay I agree. Let's be civil. Shake on it?"
" I could think of much lovelier ways to seal the deal involving you, me, a bed and champagne."
" Look Snuggles you wouldn't want your penis to get any smaller would you? Keep talking and it will. And by the way, in your dreams jackass."
" Well I don't know about jackass. I am a sex god and I do jack off from time to time. But lately it just seems only when I am thinking about you. Wanna be a naughty girl and make all my dreams come true?"
" I am ignoring you now. Don't annoy me anymore or you will have another asshole ripped into your ass. Do you understand?"
" The meaning is crystal," Sark said with an infuriating smirk on his face.
Sidney sighed and turned back around. She fell asleep right after she started thinking of really vulgar names for Sark.
His hands glided over her flesh. She moaned in ecstasy. His crystal clear sky blue eyes glinted in the moonlight.
She whispered, "Take me. Now!"
He slowly slipped off her dress and his clothes. Just as he was about to enter her she whispered one name.
" Sark please now."
Sidney awoke to the sound of the flight attendant saying they were fixing to land. She couldn't believe she had just had a dream about having sex with Sark. She could feel a tingling between her thighs and heaviness in her breasts. All the signs of arousal.
As she got up she thought to herself, "It is going to be a long vacation."
Disclaimer: I own nothing although I would like to own Michael Vartan and David Anders.
Spoilers: None whatsoever.
Pairing: Sarkney of course. Wouldn't have it any other way
Rating: PG-13
Summary: When Sidney leaves the CIA for a couple of weeks to go on vacation she runs into Sark. They decide to treat each other like they have just met and to have fun. It doesn't quite work out that way. They end up quarreling and bantering. Little do they know that at the end of the trip they might not want to go home because they might realize that they don't want to go. They might realize that they have taken the biggest leap of all together. The leap of love.
Sydney began walking up the stairs to go into the plane when she finally realizes that she is going on vacation. She hadn't been on a vacation in three years. She was so ready for a break.
She quickly found her seat and got out a book. After reading for a while she was going to try and get some sleep. But then she heard a dark, tantalizing voice behind her say, "Is this trip business or pleasure Sidney? Because now that I can see that you are going to Jamaica with me my trip is definitely going to be pleasure."
" Sark."
" Yes, luv. Did you miss me?"
" How could I miss scum like you?"
" I don't know maybe because of my hot, sexy body."
" Um since when do you have one of those?"
" Since I hit puberty. Wanna see?"
" Oh yea! Baby just rip those clothes off and show me what you are working with."
Sark slowly stands up and begins to slowly unbutton his pants.
" Do you think all the ladies will sit and stare? I know the men will be insanely jealous"
" No, I think they will just sit back and laugh because they will wonder where did you put your penis? Because it doesn't look like he has one attached."
" Okay luv I have a proposition for you. I think that you and me should be civil this entire trip. I know we are staying at the same hotel because you and I like the best of everything. We will probably run into each other a lot."
" Okay I agree. Let's be civil. Shake on it?"
" I could think of much lovelier ways to seal the deal involving you, me, a bed and champagne."
" Look Snuggles you wouldn't want your penis to get any smaller would you? Keep talking and it will. And by the way, in your dreams jackass."
" Well I don't know about jackass. I am a sex god and I do jack off from time to time. But lately it just seems only when I am thinking about you. Wanna be a naughty girl and make all my dreams come true?"
" I am ignoring you now. Don't annoy me anymore or you will have another asshole ripped into your ass. Do you understand?"
" The meaning is crystal," Sark said with an infuriating smirk on his face.
Sidney sighed and turned back around. She fell asleep right after she started thinking of really vulgar names for Sark.
His hands glided over her flesh. She moaned in ecstasy. His crystal clear sky blue eyes glinted in the moonlight.
She whispered, "Take me. Now!"
He slowly slipped off her dress and his clothes. Just as he was about to enter her she whispered one name.
" Sark please now."
Sidney awoke to the sound of the flight attendant saying they were fixing to land. She couldn't believe she had just had a dream about having sex with Sark. She could feel a tingling between her thighs and heaviness in her breasts. All the signs of arousal.
As she got up she thought to herself, "It is going to be a long vacation."