Can't hit this
(All glory for the song goes to MC Hammer, except for variation)
Can't hit this
Can't hit this
Can't hit this
Can't hit this
My, my, my, my sniper hits you so hard
Makes you say "Oh my Lord"
Hey look, it's Master Chief
I send you to the respawn screen
Rocket launcher, give it a kiss
I pray to god I do not miss
Thank you, for the triple kill
You have just bumped up my skill
Xbox glory (Can't hit this)
They get other good stuff too (Can't hit this)
But this is best (You can't hit this)
Just say'n (Can't hit this)
The turret of my Warthog
Kill all but the tiny frog
My partner, in the driving seat
We have got the bastards beat
While it's rolling, hold on
That line is really in this song
Their wraith, oh crap
I just think they got us back
But don't think, we're shit
I bet they can't even hit
What the hell? (Did hit this)
They hit us! (Did hit this)
That's not meant to happen (Can't hit this twice)
Ride a mongoose, or Ghost
The banshees what I love the most
The sky, with speed
They will face they're own defeat
A missile, it's all good
Evasion hidden 'neath my hood
Three bullets, to kill
This is how I get my thrill
The score? Legit
I don't know why they don't just quit
That's game because you know...
Can't hit this
Can't hit this
Time to slay! (Music breaks down) Grav, Hammer time!
No prisoners, it is said
Look at me wrong then you are dead
See them flying through the air
Time to see the world down there
That was just, suicide
So easy I almost cried
Check it, guy's got lag!
Shoot him; give him the teabag, umph, umph, umph
Yeah... (Can't hit this)
Look, man (Can't hit this)
He's practically a halo master (Can't hit this)
I don't know, never checked
Beat him down! (Crazy bridge) Grav, Hammer time!
You can't hit this
Can't hit this
Can't hit this
Bomb 'em down! (Same bridge) Grav, Hammer time!
Every time you see me you'd better all cheer
'Cause if you don't then you'd better all fear
Nobody would ever, dare to shoot this?
Better shooting games could never exist
There's halo round the world, we just want to play
Red team, Green team, Blue team, Yellow team
Other guys could get laid
Can't hit this
Can't hit this
You can't hit this
Can't hit this
Can't hit this
Can't hit this
Can't hit this