George's favourite Pie

By:
Xay DosIridium Ciel - Chan

It was a special day for George Bush, because today he was going to meet up with his idol, PewDiePie. Bush had been subscribed to PewDiePie since he had only 900 subscribers, and he always had a big crush on him. Bush was nervous, and couldn't find the proper words to say to PewDiePie 'What will I do?' he said. Bush's heart felt like it was going to explode. He was able to spot PewDiePie's house. Bush was too nervous, so he left a note on PewDiePie's doorstep. An invitation to Bush's favourite gay bar. 'Meet me at 8 pm' it said. Pewdie wondered who on earth had left the invitation. However, Pewdie was not one to let down an invitation to a gay bar and decided to go anyway.

The gay bar was called No hookers, just bookers . At the designated time, there was Bush at the counter... and PewDiePie walking in. Bush blushed once he saw Felix-chan, but decided to muster up his courage and waved him over. As PewDiePie headed towards Bush, he was suprised to see him there. 'Pr..president B..Bush?!' said Felix. Bush froze and blushed hard:'I-Im not President anymore, you know, he said as he pretended to look at the floor. He was however staring at Pewdie's tight pants and tried his hardest not to touch him. Pewdiepie, like he usually does on his videos, responded with anger on his voice and he swore alot, but he was saying kind words to Bush.

Bush silently said "Yolo" and starred into Pewdie's eyes. He then locked his lips with Pewdie's hairy face. As Bush's lips were touching Felix's, he suddenly felt his pants getting tighter... and tighter "P-please take me, Felix-sama. I love you so...". 'I...I did...didn't know you felt that way about me Bush...' stutered Felix. 'You've always been my favourite president, you know?' Felix smiled. Bush could feel his heart skipping a beat. A tear sneaked out from the corner of his eye, as "Oh baby I love your way" played in the background.

The two felt this strong bond together. 'I have an apartment rented here in the city. We can go there... if you want to' Bush said. Pewdie linked his hands with Bush's in a totally kawaii way and said "I was waiting for you to ask me that, baby!" Bush and Felix both walked to the apartment, with hand in hand, eyes crossing eyes... You could say, it was love...

The music was still playing: 'I want to be with you both night and day, oh baby please' said the lyrics.
George unlocked the door to his apartment while Felix was touching his body all over. Somehow, the music had followed them all the way home. As they both got undressed and went in to bed... something strange happened. Suddenly Marzia stood in the doorway with a chainsaw. They both screamed. But has that happened, Markiplier woke up, jumping out of his bed and screaming. 'What a terrible dream!'. He then ran to the bathroom and fapped to Cry's voice.

THE END

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