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I've had this idea for a while now and I've decided to go through with it. It involves everyone's favorite badass biker digimon, Beelzemon and a new adventure in the digimon world, sometime after he and the others were sent back at the end of Digimon Tamers series (best one on my opinion). I do not own any of the characters (but a guy can dream, right?) So here it is, the prologe of

My Life Can Be Hell!

A loud, but peaceful snoring was coming from underneath a tall tree and a group of biyomon flocked to the tree. They began talking amongst each other, but they were soon interupted by the man sleeping under the tree.

"Shad up will ya?" an angry brooklyn accented voice yelled.

A gun was seen and a shot fired, scaring off the biyomon. One of them looked back at the man and said "Meanie head!" before sitcking out its small tounge.

"Ehh who gives a fuck what you think?" The man asked as he stood up. The man was Beelzemon. Stretched his long, lanky arms and then pressed on his back, feeling it pop. "Aw yeah thats the spot." He said before he scanned the ground. He found his black, bomber jacket laying next to the trunk of the tree and slipped it on.

He sat back down and began to search through the pockets. "Where is it?" He mumbled to himself before he found what he was looking for. It was a pack of menthol cigarettes, one of the few good things to have dropped into the digi-world from the human world. He put one of them in his mouth before muttering "Badda-boom" and snapping his fingers, making the little red fireball appear like a lighter. He took a long drag before he began to think about how he got this way.

It all began sometime, like a year or two, after he and the others returned to the digimon world in their in-training forms. The place had become a bit of a mess, with people whispering rumors that The 7 demon lords would soon come from the shadows. They all stuck together, protecting one another untill they managed to digivolve into their rookie forms. Once they did, most of them went their separate ways.

Guilmon actually managed to get the brains to start his own digimon bakery. Beelzemon had stopped by every now and then and was treated to free bread. The red dinosaur-type digimon was practically raking in the digi-dough (no pun intended) with his stuffed-guilmon bread and began to try his hand, or claw, at making other digimon shapes.

Terriermon had begun helping out at Primary Village, working with Elecmon and taking care of the newborns. Beelzemon didn't vist him as much, being as he was pretty sure he would scare the shit out of the babys.

Guardromon, Lopmon, and MarineAngemon had returned to their respective areas and Beelzemon hadn't heard from them since, so he assumed they were either doing fine or had been deleted. Either way, He didn't really care.

Monodramon had worked his tail off, manaing to digivolve his way back to Cyberdramon. He and Beelzemon had both agreed that their good bye was the last they'ld ever see of each other, being as they were technically supposed to be eneimes and that Cyberdramon was finally going to join the Virus Busters. They agreed the next time they saw each other it would be in a fight to the death. Last Beelzemon heard, the big guy was now the leader of the Virus Busters.

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Renimon had opted to stay with the Viral, but left when the two had visited the Forest terminal. Renamon saw the destruction being done to the forest and had decided to stay, becoming its guardian. She stayed with the Floramon and had let Beelzemon know he was welcome to visit any time.

As for Beelzemon himself, he trained hard with Monodramon to make it back to his mega-form. He still hadn't managed to digivolve into Beelzemon Blast Mode, but kept working at it when he felt like it. He wasn't like his olf self but he still would fight when the opportunity presented itself. He only killed when he thought the digimon deserved it and he seemed to be finding more and more digimon who deserved a bullet in the brain. The upgrade that most of the digimon went through didn't help as much either. Some how a program got into the digital world, giving the digimon opposite sexes. The transformation was limited only to huminoid digimon though. Beelzemon was obviously male, so he now had a third leg, so to speak. The main people he killed, were sick male digimon he caught in the process of trying to rape some innocent female digimon. When ever the urge came upon him, he opted to stop at a brothel. One of the good things that came from the upgrade, was that the digimon didn't have to worry about S.T.D.s but the female digimon could get pregnant and what species the child was to be was always a mystery.

Beelzemon took a long drag off the cigarette and looked up at the sky. He had become a wandering digimon, feared by many because of what he was. He had learned from a Shamanmon of what he really was. He, Beelzemon, was one of the 7 digimon lords and that he was destined to fight with them. Beelzemon ignored his 'destiny' and told the Shamanmon to go fuck itself. Many digimon were afraid of him, it was because they either knew what he was, or were jsut frightened by the 8 foot tall virus-type biker digimon. Life on the road was tough, but he wasn't alone,

"Smokings not good for you, Beezy." A small voice said, coming from behind Beelzemon's bike, The Behemoth.

"Ah shad up!" Beelzemon snapped at the voice. "And beside, I thought I told youse not to call me that! It's just Beelzemon!"

"Whatever you say, Beezy!" The small voice said with a giggle. The owner of the voice was revieled when Calumon had climbed into the driver's seat of Behemoth. The small digimon was the only one who stayed with Beelzemon and like it. He always find a way to annoy Beelzemon and have fun.

Beelzemon would get annoyed but he would never harm the small digimon. Calumon was one of the only digimon who would look at him and see Beelzemon as his friend, not some giant monster that could tear him in half at any minute. Beelzemon then just smirked as he put the cigarette out and stood up. He walked over to the bike and petted Calumon's head. "Youse hungry?" He asked the little digimon.

Calumon's giant ears flapped open and his eyes went wide as he began to bounce around on the bike at the mention of food.

"I'll take that as a yes." He said as he picked Calumon up and sat down on the bike. He put the small digimon behind him and wrapped his metalic tail around him to keep him safe. Beelzemon would never admit to it, but he was always neverous of Calumon falling off the bike and getting hurt. "So what youse want to eat?" He asked.

"Can we go get some guilmon-bread?" Calumon asked as he shifted around Beelzemon's tail to get comfortable. He nuzzled Beelzemon's tail abit before settling down.

The viral smirked. "Sure, lets go see if he's opened." Beelzemon said and brought the bike roaring to life.

Calumon's ears closed and he let out a loud "Yay!" as the two speed off towards the market where Guilmon had set up shop, luckily for the two, it wasn't to far away.

While drving, Beelzemon failed to notice until the last moment, a group of young rookie-level digimon, crossing the road. He hit the brakes and turned the handle bars, turning the bike sideways, trying to stop. The Togemon in charge of the kids stood in front of them and yelled "Needle Spray!" and fired it's razor-sharp pins at Behemoth, popping its tires, making it skid to a complete stop and flip over a few times.

Beelzemon had managed to grab Calumon and wrapped the little digimon in his arms, protecting him from getting hurt.

"Watch where your going! You crazy idiot!" Togemon shouted, not seeing the driver. "You almost hit the kids!"

"Well why don't youse watch where the fuck youse going, ehh toots?" Beelzemon said standing up and giving them an angrey glare. He looked down at Calumon. "Youse okay?" He asked him.

Calumon nodded. "Does this mean we're not getting Guilmon-bread?" He asked, getting a smirk from Beelzemon.

Togemon was about to say something back to Beelzemon but stopped when she saw the glare he was giving her. She knew what he was and the kids were terrified just by his presence. "Uh, I..I...I'm mean..I'm sorry." She managed to spit out. "Won't happen again." She then gathered the kids and ran off.

Beelzemon let out a low growl as he watched them leave.

"What now?" Calumon asked the towering viral.

"I guese we walk into town and see if we can't get new tires for Behemoth." He said with a sigh.

"Aww, but that will take forever!" Calumon said with a pout.

"Deal with it kid, I ain't carrying youse, so tough it out!" Beelzemon snapped at him and went over to hsi fallen bike. He lifted off the ground and grabbed the handel bars as he began to push it with him.

Calumon just followed, grumbling and complaining the whole way.

Beelzemon coud tell this was not going to be a good day.

And there it is! Chapter 1 will be up as soon as I finish writing it! Please R&R and give me any suggestions you have! Oh and heres and explanation of the upgrade, If it wears any type of clothing to cover the area it would normally have genitala then it is now either male or female. For the beast-type of digimom, I will make it noticble if they're male or female.

Frankenstien93, Powering Down!