Ash woke up in his rom, ready for a new adventure, however his mother had other plans.
"Ash, it seems clear to me that you aren't measuring up as a trainer. Therefore, I had oak revoke your training license. You'll be doing brain training from now on" she told him. "I'm not giving up my dream just because you don't believe I can make it mom. I'll find someone else to sponsor me" ash told her angrily.
Upon storming out of the town, he felt a giant pain in his chest. He put his hand to his heart and felt it was wet. When he looked down, he saw it was pouring blood. "Now you won't be able to ruin anyone else's lives with your bad luck, right guys?" he heard Misty say. And just like that, he died.
Arceus was watching the world as usual when a soul floated in front of her. She shed a tear. "Garitina, Dialga, palkia, The chosen one has died" she said softly. "Ash….I won't let this happen to you. Arceus, I have a plan, but in order for it to work, I must defy the legends" garitina declared.
"Did you really just go there?" Asked Palkia. "Yeah, the last time I made a joke like that, I had to recover from multiple years worth of injuries" Agreed Dialga. "Shut it you two. Garitina, be careful. Human souls are fragile" Arceus told him as ash's soul levitated over to him.
"Believe me, I'm well aware. I've broken a few too many Souls of the damned to not know how to treat these things" garitina muttered while he went through a portal to the reverse world.
Several weeks later, he came back, followed by a female Dialga. "I still don't get it, how am I alive?" It asked him. "Seeing as humans are a weak and pathetic species who only live once, I bent the rules a bit. I brought you back as a Female Dialga, Ashly. No longer will anyone take you for granted" he answered.
"But my name is ash" replied the Dialga, now revealed as the reborn Ash Ketchum. "That's a boy's name. I assumed you would want a name as close to that as possible" garitina replied.
"Hey baby, are you an angle, cause I'm allergic to feathers" Dialga said as he walked up. "Garitina, is Dialga…flirting with me?" Asked Ashly. "Oh my fuck, Yes, you're a sexy and cute girl now!" Garitina said in exhasperation.
"Well I kinda like it when he does that" she said. "Fantastic, than he is your new Pokemon" said Arceus as she tossed a pokeball from somewhere at him catching him. "But what about my-" tried Ashly. "Here's a trainer card, a pokedex, and a portal to oak's lab, now get out of my hall" she said as she used her powers to chose Ashly out the portal.
She emerged in human form only to see her Pokemon looking at her. "Who are you human and why are you in our trainer's clothes?" Asked Bulbasaur. "I AM your trainer, misty killed me in cold blood and it's still not safe here" she said.
"Prove it" growled Bulbasaur. "I got pikachu as a starter because I was late to the lab since I cleat in on my first day as a trainer, I lost at the indigo plateau since charizard wouldn't listen to me. Pikachu wakes me up every morning with thunderbolt" she said.
"Yep. Your ash" Bulbasaur said. "It's Ashly now and I'm now a Dialga, Garitina knows why" she said as she returned them. Pikachu hopped onto her shoulder and she left the lab.
She entered a forest and smiled. "Well, now I can get used to my Pokemon form" she giggled as,she transformed. Dialga's pokeball popped open. "Um, Ashly, I think your in heat" he told her. "Well you aren't getting anywhere with me" she told him while walking away.
"Psst, hey Dialga, look at her, she's defiantly a cute one" pikachu whispered to him. "I wouldn't mind getting a piece of her you know" he replied. "You two know I can hear everything you are saying right?" She called back.
They both winced. "Fine, if it to make you two stop being perverts" she grumbled as she shook her tail at them. "Move it you little mouse, she's mine" said Dialga. "Well I was her first Pokemon" said pikachu. ?I'm a legendary Pokemon" Dialga argued. "Your about to be a cooked legendary Pokemon in a Minuit here" said pikachu.
"Just get on with it already" Ashly growled.
Dialga shoved pikachu out of his way and ran over to Ashly and-
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"I'm gonna go find us some food and get our herrings soo…you two just do you till I get back" pikachu said as he scurried away.
Right as they finished and Dialga returned himself, Ashly heard a voice. "Now's the my chance to use this masterball." Then everything went black to her.