Root hate cactuses!
Root was laying on the table, butt naked, legs wide opened while Shaw's head was between her legs.
Root screamed just as Finch, Reese and Fusco entered the room. Shaw stood her head up facing the boys.
"Oh my God!" yelled Fusco, whispered Finch and Reese thought silently.
"This is not what you think" said Shaw standing up. She had a tweezer in her hand. The tweezer was holding a huge cactus spine.
The boys all took a step back, cringing. "Is this what I think it is?" asked Fusco.
"If you think Root fell on a cactus butt naked, you are right" said Shaw.
"How did this happen?" asked Finch.
Root took a deep breath and started talking ,"Well, I was working on a number, a perpetrator by the way, and he pushed me over the balcony and into the dumpster, in which there was a perfectly positioned cactus."
"And you were nude at the time?" said Fusco with a questioning smirk.
"I was wearing a dress and did the whole taking-off-my-panties-seductively-under-my-dress kind of thing" whined Root. Reese noded knowingly.
"I was trying to seduce him so that Shaw could get in discreetely and plant a bug. That guy simply never leaves his appartment. Thankfully he only lives on the second floor." concluded Root.
There was an awkward silence until Root screamed again. She gave dark eyes to Shaw.
"What?! you were distracted. And anyway, I have to remove those spines before it gets infected. We wouldn't want that, would we? asked Shaw.
"I like pain, but not like that. This sucks." said Root.
"This is going to suck even more for the both of us: no sex...for at least a week." said Shaw with an annoyed grin.
"You do know we are still here" whispered Reese.
"Then get out!" yelled Shaw.
"I hate cactuses!" whined Root.