A/N: Yes, another little crack drabble inspired by this prompt: Fish out of water, flooded, and diplomat. There will be a second little drabble coming out sometime later. :D
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Umbridge is a Fish
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Umbridge screamed when she opened her office door and water poured out. She ignored the fact that her shoes were soaked as she stormed into her office and started looking around for the source of the water. There didn't seem to be any definite source for the water, since it was pouring in under the window and out from the desk drawers.
Umbridge sloshed her way over to her desk and opened up the desk drawer. More water spilled out and she looked into the drawer to find goldfish swimming around. She shrieked again at the sight, mostly because all of her paperwork for the Ministry had disappeared. She frantically scanned the desktop, but the paperwork was truly gone.
She made her way over to the window and peered out, expecting to see someone directing a water charm to her office. She was quite surprised to find that there wasn't anything out the window. The water seemed to be appearing from nowhere, between the outside of the window and the inside of the window.
She opened up the window, but that didn't stop the water; in fact, it only increased the flow. It was like a geyser and she was forced to stumble back from the force of it. She turned towards the door to wipe the water out of her eyes and discovered that her Kitty plates were missing.
"My collectibles," she gasped. She stared at the wall for several minutes before realizing that there was a message written on the space left from her missing Kitty plates.
'You seemed like a fish out of water, so I took the liberty of improving your habitat. Unfortunately, cats eat fish and we would never want something bad to happen to you," the message read.
"My office," Umbridge wailed. She took out her wand and tried to banish the water, but it didn't work. Instead, water started trickling down from the ceiling. Her office was completely flooded, leaving her gasping like a fish out of water.