Changing Nature Alternative Ending
In what was believed to be WESAYSO's final mistake. A swamp that bred bunch beetles had been wiped out to make room for a wax fruit factory. With no bunch beetles around to keep dangerous cider poppies to a minimum. The dangerous plant spread way out of control. Earl Sinclair, a megalosaurus who worked as a low-level tree pusher for WESAYSO was assigned a job in a task force came up with the "clever" idea to poison the poppies. The idea works, it kills the poppies, but also all forms of plant life, leading to no food.
"Hey! Let's not get panicky." Earl said to his family "Our tactical supervisor will know exactly how to bring back the plants."
Earl and his best friend Roy, a T-Rex go to see Mr Richfield.
"How the heck should I know? I'm a captain of industry, not a gardener!" Richfield yelled at them
"Well golly Mr Richfield," Roy replied "we really ought to do somethin'. I mean folks get a little antsy when they suspect they may never eat again. "
"Oh okay, hold on…"Richfield struggled. "Gimme a minute...we're talking about plants here, right?"
"Yes." Earl replied
"Well, what makes plants grow?" Richfield asked.
"Uh...dirt?" replied Earl
"Talking to them in loving tones?" struggled
Richfield couldn't believe the stupidity of his workers "Rain! We gotta make it rain! That's all there is to it! But how...?"
"...oh! Tell everybody to wash their car! That always makes it rain!" Earl offered
"Or, everybody could take a bath! ...no wait, that makes the phone ring." Roy struggled
Richfield slammed his fists on the table in anger. "Oh, shut up! I've already got a plan! If we want it to rain, then we need clouds and how do we make clouds?"
Earl and Roy struggled… "Uh…"
"Old volcanoes, you idiots! They set up big puffy clouds whenever they erupt, so all we gotta do is set off a whole bunch of volcanoes!"
"But how, sir?" Roy asked.
"We'll drop bombs in them!" Richfield chuckled.
Earl was unsure of Richfield's plan. "I don't know, sir, it sounds like we'd be declaring war on nature.
"Exactly!" Richfield responded.
"But sir, our last quick fix solution sort of backfired, maybe we should think this over before unleashing the unholy fires of hell."
"You got any better ideas?" Richfield asked.
"Mmmm….oh…I know, you know how we sprayed the poppies with poison?" Earl asked.
"Yeah…" Roy replied.
"Why don't we just do that again, only instead of spraying poison, we spray water?" Earl offered.
"Meh…I like my idea better…" Richfield said.
"We're doing my idea." Earl frowned.
"What makes you think you can speak to me like that? You're fired!"
"Fine, but I'm still going with my idea. Your idea screws nature too much!"
Although he had lost his job it was only temporarily , Earl still managed to get the corporation to spray water everywhere in Pangea. The plants started to grow back successfully. When interviewed for T.V he mentioned Richfield's plan which many people opposed. Richfield had lost his job, and Earl was given a big promotion in the company. He was one of the managers of the new wax fruit factory. Earl was given respect from his whole family including Ethyl Phillips.
"You son of a rhinocerosaurus. You did it. " Ethyl smiled to him, it didn't sound like much of a compliment, but Earl took it as one.
"You did it Daddy." Baby Sinclair said to him. He was called "Daddy" and "not the mama!"
And everybody lived happily ever after at least for 60 more years when a comet struck them
Hey…they are dinosaurs at least they lived longer.
THE END.