Winter Fun: 'Tis the season; Or a Crazy in a Mutant Wonderland
Well folks, it's the 21st of December. You know what that means! WINTER FUN IS HERE!!! (Scattered applause, random whistles) The first chapter is here and here are the kind folks behind this first chapter:
RODE RAGE: Toad once again becomes a player? And this time with Wanda? Well that's going to be hard, but it does give me ideas. Very interesting ideas… But for now let's get the introduction going. Kay? I'll bring that in later.
Todd Fan: A Morlock Christmas? Well when chapter three comes around, you'll see it. I guarantee.
The Scribe: Bobby and Amara hooking up? Talk about opposites. Oh and no more Evan? That can be done.
Red Witch: Kelly torture, thanks to the B-Hood? Kelly having to spend the Holidays with the Brotherhood? Oh this is going to be fun. Fun indeed. MWHAHAHAHAHA (cough-cough) HAHAHA!!!
Anon: Quite the creative idea's my friend. I'll use them all, but for now lets go with a huge snowball fight.
SandsO: Hmmmm…Your idea of an evil Jamie both interests and amuses me. I must use it in wacky and unpredictable ways.
Klucky: Jean and Scott stuck in a blizzard and hopefully getting over their, "We're not on a date" Thing. Hmmm… I'll see what I can do, but I put that idea on hold for now.
And as for another facet of the story. I got a few requests through email and reviews that said you people wouldn't mind Betsy and Mike from my Brotherhood Evolution fic being in this story. However I didn't believe it was enough to be anything major, thus I'm going to have them make a guest appearance in the first chapter, and that will be all for now. But if you want them back, then review saying so. So now without further ado, ON WITH THE SHOW!!!
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Bayville High, the day before Winter Vacation
"I hate my life…" Principle Edward Kelly moaned as he walked through the halls of Bayville High. There was a huge party going due to the fact that it was the day before Winter Vacation. Streamers were everywhere, teachers were drunk, and there was even a conga line going with wild party music blaring. And it was only 10:30 in the morning. "At least those Brotherhood Mutants aren't here." Kelly thought as he sighed. A gust of wind quickly blew him down as Pietro stood over him.
"Hi there." Pietro said as he knelt over Kelly.
"What are you doing here!' Kelly screamed when he saw the Brotherhood walk up to him. "You've all been expelled!" Kelly shouted as the Brotherhood all looked at him funny.
"So." Lance said dryly, leaning against a locker.
"That means you can't be on school property!" Kelly shouted, his face turning a deep crimson color.
"Chill out yo!" Toad said simply. "We're just here to get a few thing we left behind." Toad said as he opened a locker. Lance pulled out a huge list and began reading it of.
"Notebooks?"
"Check."
"Shaving Cream Bombs?"
"Check."
"Pencils with test answers on them?"
"Check."
"Nude calendar pictures of entire cheerleading squad in sexy positions?"
"Double check."
"Wanda's Bra?"
"Damn that's a check."
"WHAT!?!" Wanda screamed.
"Spray paint?"
"Check, three dozen cans worth."
"Really, I though we went through more of it than that?"
"Nope."
"Hmp. Blueprints of the Bayville Mall?"
"Check."
"Black ski masks?"
"Check."
"C-4?"
"Check."
"Detonators?"
"Check."
"M-47's with full auto capability?"
"Check."
"I was wondering what happened to Mystique's personal stash." Mike muttered as Wanda turned a weird shade of red.
"Uzi's?"
"Check."
"Life Insurance policies."
"Check." Toad said as he put all of the ides in a box. Kelly stared at the Brotherhood in shock as they walked away.
"I really do hate my life." Kelly muttered as a roll of toilet paper hit him in the head. He walked into his office, where superintendent Chalmers was waiting. "Can I help you sir?" Kelly asked nervously as he began to sweat.
"Kelly, I've come up with a way for you to make up for the little situation I caught you in yesterday." Chalmers said with a huge smile.
"You mean the situation that involved Dorothy, myself, a bottle of Vodka and an camel?" Kelly asked as he wiped his brow.
"Yes. That's the one." Chalmers said as he shuddered. "As you know, the school board has adopted an no care policy towards mutants."
"Yea. That's where we let mutants go to school as long as they don't use their powers." Kelly said in disgust.
"Yes, well, I don't think that's good enough. Mutants our human just like the rest of us. Therefore I've had you appointed guardian of the Brotherhood of Bayville Boarding House for the holiday season. That way you can show those kids that humans really do care about mutants. You know, give them the old holiday cheer." Chalmers said with a smile. Kelly's jaw hit the floor in shock.
"I knew you would appreciate the idea. You'll get to spend time with students and have a load of fun and share the holiday cheer." Chalmers said as he walked out. He heard the loud smacking sound of Kelly hitting his head against the door and smiled. "That should teach him for taking my job. Those brats will drive him insane, that way I can take over again." Mystique though to herself as she morphed herself into Dorothy and walked away.
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"Vas. The Winter is ours!" Kurt shouted as he and Amada walked through the park. There was a gentle snowfall and the park looked like a winter wonderland. "Its so beautiful." Kurt said as he put his arm around Amanda.
"Yea. Look even Bobby and Amara are enjoying themselves." Amanda pointed out as Kurt saw Bobby and Amara kissing quite heavily under a tree, with Roberto and Ray hiding behind the bushes video taping it. "The sun's shinning, birds are singing…"
"Omega's chasing people on a Snow Mobile." Kurt added, seeing Mike Nagrite on a snow mobile chasing people around, laughing manically.
"Alvers creating a Avalanche to bury your fellow teammates." Amanda said as Lance laughed as the other X-Men where buried in the snow, Kitty phasing through it and tackling him to the ground. But instead of punching him she began kissing him hard.
"Blob and Toad turning Duncan and his friends into Snowmen." Kurt said as Fred and Todd were stuffing Duncan and his goons into snow and shaping it. "Sigh. You wanna get out of here before it gets hairy?' Kurt asked as Amanda looked on in amazement as Betsy shadow walked Jean into a pile of snow.
"Yea." Amanda said as a red beam shot out behind her and Mike went sailing through the air because of it.
"DIE!!!" Pietro shouted as he began pelting the X-Men with Snowballs as the two lovebirds walked away. Meanwhile Lance and Wanda wheeled out the Catapult the Brotherhood had built. Omega placed a giant snowball on it as Toad strapped on a pair of goggles.
"Right 30 degrees!" Toad shouted as he sat in the firing seat. Omega then swung the catapult to the desired angle and braced the catapult for firing. "DIE X-GEEKS!!" Toad shouted as he reached out and pulled the lever. The lever that controlled the ejector seat that is. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" (Thump)
"That has got to hurt." Fred winced as he saw the Toad shaped hole in the ground.
"I'm ok…" Toad whined as he wobbled out. Meanwhile Wanda was using her powers of Probability control to cause snow to fall on the X-Men at an accelerated rate, soon burying them all.
"VICTORY AT LAST!!!" The Brotherhood all shouted as they slapped hands.
"FOOLISH MORTALS!" The Brotherhood all turned to see Jamie, standing atop the pile of snow the X-Men where buried under. He had a towel wrapped around his neck like a cape. "NOW YOU SHALL FEEL THE WRATH OF MULTIPLE, THE MIGHTY!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" Jamie shouted as he began laughing.
"Riiigghhhhttt." Toad said simple as the Brotherhood all walked away.
"HEY! Don't turn you back on Multiple the Mighty! HEY! I'M TALKING TO YOU!" Jamie shouted as the Brotherhood walked away, shaking their heads. "COME ON!" Jaime whined. "I made a costume and everything…"
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The Brotherhood of Bayville Boarding House
"So you and Bets are taking off?" Lance asked as Mike loaded up his El Camino.
"Just for the holidays." Mike said simply. "Betsy thinks our relationships gone a little stale. Thus I'm taking her to Maine to show her it hasn't." Mike said as Betsy handed him another bag and walked back inside.
"So basically your going to do the wild monkey dance for three weeks strait?" Lance asked raising an eyebrow.
"Officially, no. Unofficially, Hell yea!" Mike said as he slammed the trunk of his car. "Come on Bets!" Mike shouted as he started the car. Betsy appeared next to him, using her shadow abilities as the car pulled out of the Driveway and left.
"Well, we're two members down." Lance said simply. "Guess that means we'll have to behave ourselves." Lance said as Toad was running around behind him, Wanda chasing after him, wielding an Ax. "Looks like this is going to be quite the interesting winter…" Lance mused as he walked back into the house. Toad ran by screaming as Wanda swung the Ax around.
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That's all for now folks. Hope it was what you were expecting. Please review with your ideas and see them in print. Peace out,
Descendent
Well folks, it's the 21st of December. You know what that means! WINTER FUN IS HERE!!! (Scattered applause, random whistles) The first chapter is here and here are the kind folks behind this first chapter:
RODE RAGE: Toad once again becomes a player? And this time with Wanda? Well that's going to be hard, but it does give me ideas. Very interesting ideas… But for now let's get the introduction going. Kay? I'll bring that in later.
Todd Fan: A Morlock Christmas? Well when chapter three comes around, you'll see it. I guarantee.
The Scribe: Bobby and Amara hooking up? Talk about opposites. Oh and no more Evan? That can be done.
Red Witch: Kelly torture, thanks to the B-Hood? Kelly having to spend the Holidays with the Brotherhood? Oh this is going to be fun. Fun indeed. MWHAHAHAHAHA (cough-cough) HAHAHA!!!
Anon: Quite the creative idea's my friend. I'll use them all, but for now lets go with a huge snowball fight.
SandsO: Hmmmm…Your idea of an evil Jamie both interests and amuses me. I must use it in wacky and unpredictable ways.
Klucky: Jean and Scott stuck in a blizzard and hopefully getting over their, "We're not on a date" Thing. Hmmm… I'll see what I can do, but I put that idea on hold for now.
And as for another facet of the story. I got a few requests through email and reviews that said you people wouldn't mind Betsy and Mike from my Brotherhood Evolution fic being in this story. However I didn't believe it was enough to be anything major, thus I'm going to have them make a guest appearance in the first chapter, and that will be all for now. But if you want them back, then review saying so. So now without further ado, ON WITH THE SHOW!!!
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Bayville High, the day before Winter Vacation
"I hate my life…" Principle Edward Kelly moaned as he walked through the halls of Bayville High. There was a huge party going due to the fact that it was the day before Winter Vacation. Streamers were everywhere, teachers were drunk, and there was even a conga line going with wild party music blaring. And it was only 10:30 in the morning. "At least those Brotherhood Mutants aren't here." Kelly thought as he sighed. A gust of wind quickly blew him down as Pietro stood over him.
"Hi there." Pietro said as he knelt over Kelly.
"What are you doing here!' Kelly screamed when he saw the Brotherhood walk up to him. "You've all been expelled!" Kelly shouted as the Brotherhood all looked at him funny.
"So." Lance said dryly, leaning against a locker.
"That means you can't be on school property!" Kelly shouted, his face turning a deep crimson color.
"Chill out yo!" Toad said simply. "We're just here to get a few thing we left behind." Toad said as he opened a locker. Lance pulled out a huge list and began reading it of.
"Notebooks?"
"Check."
"Shaving Cream Bombs?"
"Check."
"Pencils with test answers on them?"
"Check."
"Nude calendar pictures of entire cheerleading squad in sexy positions?"
"Double check."
"Wanda's Bra?"
"Damn that's a check."
"WHAT!?!" Wanda screamed.
"Spray paint?"
"Check, three dozen cans worth."
"Really, I though we went through more of it than that?"
"Nope."
"Hmp. Blueprints of the Bayville Mall?"
"Check."
"Black ski masks?"
"Check."
"C-4?"
"Check."
"Detonators?"
"Check."
"M-47's with full auto capability?"
"Check."
"I was wondering what happened to Mystique's personal stash." Mike muttered as Wanda turned a weird shade of red.
"Uzi's?"
"Check."
"Life Insurance policies."
"Check." Toad said as he put all of the ides in a box. Kelly stared at the Brotherhood in shock as they walked away.
"I really do hate my life." Kelly muttered as a roll of toilet paper hit him in the head. He walked into his office, where superintendent Chalmers was waiting. "Can I help you sir?" Kelly asked nervously as he began to sweat.
"Kelly, I've come up with a way for you to make up for the little situation I caught you in yesterday." Chalmers said with a huge smile.
"You mean the situation that involved Dorothy, myself, a bottle of Vodka and an camel?" Kelly asked as he wiped his brow.
"Yes. That's the one." Chalmers said as he shuddered. "As you know, the school board has adopted an no care policy towards mutants."
"Yea. That's where we let mutants go to school as long as they don't use their powers." Kelly said in disgust.
"Yes, well, I don't think that's good enough. Mutants our human just like the rest of us. Therefore I've had you appointed guardian of the Brotherhood of Bayville Boarding House for the holiday season. That way you can show those kids that humans really do care about mutants. You know, give them the old holiday cheer." Chalmers said with a smile. Kelly's jaw hit the floor in shock.
"I knew you would appreciate the idea. You'll get to spend time with students and have a load of fun and share the holiday cheer." Chalmers said as he walked out. He heard the loud smacking sound of Kelly hitting his head against the door and smiled. "That should teach him for taking my job. Those brats will drive him insane, that way I can take over again." Mystique though to herself as she morphed herself into Dorothy and walked away.
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"Vas. The Winter is ours!" Kurt shouted as he and Amada walked through the park. There was a gentle snowfall and the park looked like a winter wonderland. "Its so beautiful." Kurt said as he put his arm around Amanda.
"Yea. Look even Bobby and Amara are enjoying themselves." Amanda pointed out as Kurt saw Bobby and Amara kissing quite heavily under a tree, with Roberto and Ray hiding behind the bushes video taping it. "The sun's shinning, birds are singing…"
"Omega's chasing people on a Snow Mobile." Kurt added, seeing Mike Nagrite on a snow mobile chasing people around, laughing manically.
"Alvers creating a Avalanche to bury your fellow teammates." Amanda said as Lance laughed as the other X-Men where buried in the snow, Kitty phasing through it and tackling him to the ground. But instead of punching him she began kissing him hard.
"Blob and Toad turning Duncan and his friends into Snowmen." Kurt said as Fred and Todd were stuffing Duncan and his goons into snow and shaping it. "Sigh. You wanna get out of here before it gets hairy?' Kurt asked as Amanda looked on in amazement as Betsy shadow walked Jean into a pile of snow.
"Yea." Amanda said as a red beam shot out behind her and Mike went sailing through the air because of it.
"DIE!!!" Pietro shouted as he began pelting the X-Men with Snowballs as the two lovebirds walked away. Meanwhile Lance and Wanda wheeled out the Catapult the Brotherhood had built. Omega placed a giant snowball on it as Toad strapped on a pair of goggles.
"Right 30 degrees!" Toad shouted as he sat in the firing seat. Omega then swung the catapult to the desired angle and braced the catapult for firing. "DIE X-GEEKS!!" Toad shouted as he reached out and pulled the lever. The lever that controlled the ejector seat that is. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" (Thump)
"That has got to hurt." Fred winced as he saw the Toad shaped hole in the ground.
"I'm ok…" Toad whined as he wobbled out. Meanwhile Wanda was using her powers of Probability control to cause snow to fall on the X-Men at an accelerated rate, soon burying them all.
"VICTORY AT LAST!!!" The Brotherhood all shouted as they slapped hands.
"FOOLISH MORTALS!" The Brotherhood all turned to see Jamie, standing atop the pile of snow the X-Men where buried under. He had a towel wrapped around his neck like a cape. "NOW YOU SHALL FEEL THE WRATH OF MULTIPLE, THE MIGHTY!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" Jamie shouted as he began laughing.
"Riiigghhhhttt." Toad said simple as the Brotherhood all walked away.
"HEY! Don't turn you back on Multiple the Mighty! HEY! I'M TALKING TO YOU!" Jamie shouted as the Brotherhood walked away, shaking their heads. "COME ON!" Jaime whined. "I made a costume and everything…"
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The Brotherhood of Bayville Boarding House
"So you and Bets are taking off?" Lance asked as Mike loaded up his El Camino.
"Just for the holidays." Mike said simply. "Betsy thinks our relationships gone a little stale. Thus I'm taking her to Maine to show her it hasn't." Mike said as Betsy handed him another bag and walked back inside.
"So basically your going to do the wild monkey dance for three weeks strait?" Lance asked raising an eyebrow.
"Officially, no. Unofficially, Hell yea!" Mike said as he slammed the trunk of his car. "Come on Bets!" Mike shouted as he started the car. Betsy appeared next to him, using her shadow abilities as the car pulled out of the Driveway and left.
"Well, we're two members down." Lance said simply. "Guess that means we'll have to behave ourselves." Lance said as Toad was running around behind him, Wanda chasing after him, wielding an Ax. "Looks like this is going to be quite the interesting winter…" Lance mused as he walked back into the house. Toad ran by screaming as Wanda swung the Ax around.
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That's all for now folks. Hope it was what you were expecting. Please review with your ideas and see them in print. Peace out,
Descendent