Voldie and the exploding smoke stacks.
Soap oprah style!
A/n this may be stupid but it's my first fic and if it helps i know Twist personally and she helped me write it. R/R
Voldie:Hey hey do ya ever wonder... if
there'd be another way!?Ron:Say what???!!!!
Voldie:Another way to blow up smoke stacks!
Ron:Ohmygawd!
Harry: Cho, CHO!! where are you?? Voldie dearest is going to blow up the smoke stacks and we have to leave!!
Cho:*appears* Voldie DEAREST!!!??? What is it are you dating HIM now!?? Tell me!...
Ron:......
Harry: I meant that sarcastically!!
Cho: Yeah right!
Harry: See if this proves it.
SMOOTCH
Harry: Well........?
Cho: That was awesome! I forgive you!
Voldie: Why does this sound like a soap oprah?
Hermione: Harry........! I'm having Rons baby!
Voldie: AHHHHHHH!!! Stop this madness!
Ron: We never get to have any fun!
Voldie:..........
Bill W.: I would have joined you earlier,
but I was eating out of the trash can!
Voldie: Hey!! That's my line.
Bill w. It is? Oh Crap.
Ron: Bill it's yours.
Harry: I thought it was Cho's.
Cho: I thought it was Hermione's.
Voldie: Who's line is it, anyway?
Hermione: Got me.
Harry: Forget it!!!
Voldie: Fine be that way!
*1 hour later
Voldie: Whoa! Hilk. I be feelin' well!
CRASH
Harry: HELLO! Stop running in to me!
Voldie: Whoa! *thud* Medic........
Ron: Can I say something?
Hermione: Sure.
Bill: Spill it.
Ron: For one, should we help Voldie?
Cho: Nah.
Harry: No way!
Hermione: Nope.
Ron: Ok, and 1 more thing, Hermione, I'm .... i'm ..........seeing Lavendar.
Hermione: But our baby!
Ron: Well........ I know but we're not meat
to be!
Hermione: WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Harry *angrily*: Oh go join up with Moaning Myrtle!
Cho: HARRY! Hermione is my friend!
Harry: Sorry!
Cho:oh i can tell.
Harry:Cho you do love me don't you?
Cho: I don't know. i always had a thing for draco.
Harry: But dearest he is my arch enemy.
Cho: all the more reason!
Harry: ..............
cho: J/K
All: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahaahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ron: man this soap oprah style crap is fun.
Hermione: yeah and according to hogwarts history the ancient people did it too.
BillW. dude like really?
Hermion: Yep.
1 hr.later
Cho: hey isn't voldie sopossed to explode smokestacks?
Bill: yeah anyway.
Voldemort: SOOOOOOOO..........
Harry: Aren't you going to blow up smoke stacks?
Voldemort: Well maybe next time if this is popular.
All: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Disclaimer: I don't own anybody blah blah blah.
A/n2: soooooooooooo there it is. R/R
Thanks. will come out with more if this is kewl.