Chapter 1: The Other Child…

Disclaimer-I do not own anything in Naruto. XD-Read for fun.

All flares will be used to make Itachi weak an' powerless!!(don't flare TT)

It was like any other day, Zetsumei woke up in his little hut out in the forest. He walked towards the village. Nodded to the guards and went in, then some yellow haired weirdo whom he recognized as the Hokage's son was running off. Zetsumei couldn't resist a smirk, like father like son he muttered-then added-what a damn dumbass…

He walked into the Academy, and leaped from the ground to the 5th floor. He looked down and noticed the Hokage's kid run right through where he was on the ground a few seconds ago-so Zetsumei considered himself lucky for not getting trampled. He used a kunai and artfully cut a hole and used the kunai to pull himself into the classroom.

"Everyone listen up!" Said Iruka sensei(yep-the ass is still teaching -.-"). "We are going to have a special jutsu test. Everyone line up!"

"It's 'bout time! Since I have just the jutsu." Said Oni-Kun. (Name I gave to the Naruto's son. Means demon in Japanese .)

"I wonder what the bratty clown's got…" Zetsumei scoffed.

"Oni-Kun, your up." Said Iruka rather glumily. "I hope your not like your father…" He thought.

"My special jutsu!!" Oni-Kun yelled proudly.

"This better not be the infamous sexy jutsu…" Zetsumei thought.

"SUMMONING JUTSU!!!" Oni-Kun screamed ferociously.

The ground began to shake rather violently. The class went into panic and started running around. Some crazy enough to hop out the window. Zetsumei just took out a piece of sealing paper and threw it at Oni-Kun's head. The shaking stopped and Oni-Kun seemed frozen in time and space.

"I guess I better stop the jutsu before taking the seal off." Zetsumei said.

Zetsumei grabbed Oni-Kun's wrist and shoved it up his nose, then he shoved the other hand and shoved it up the other nostril and stepped back. The class laughed at the pose Oni-Kun had and Futoi fell off his chair laughing.(FutoiFat and he's Chouji's kid lol.) Then Shikon laughed (Kiba's kid-means fang like Kiba's lol)and Anamaru('nother dog that the clan got)just jumped up and down barking happily. Iruka sensai had the smallest hint of a smile and liked the fact that Oni-Kun is just like his father but with a smaller ego.

Later that day- Zetsumei had gotten his graduation for his Flaming Body Jutsu. He still smiled that the entire Academy almost got burned. Then he heard footsteps and, waiting for the footsteps to get closer, used his inhuman speed to speed in a U shape and go behind the stalker. To his dismay, he only saw Oni. He had wanted to make another kill on a burgler and just got pissed by Oni's appearance. He knocked out Oni and dropped him off at the roof of Naruto's mansion. Then he went into his home…