Disclaimer: I own The movies and the books, the characters from Canada,
well, actually they own themselves ( and I own Legolas, he's upstairs in my
bed, but be very quiet. He's tired *winks *
Canada-
"You guys are such losers!" Mandy yells.
Allow me to explain; Kassie, Lydia, and I are obsessed, yes, obsessed with Lord Of The Rings. Mandy, however, is not.
Right now, I'm in the corner of my living room, stroking The Two Towers movie, and saying, "My precious."
Kassie and Lydia are on my couch arguing over whether or not Lydia is going to cry at the end of The Return of the King movie.
"If you don't cry, you're a heartless hobbit!' Kassie argued.
"I'm not heartless, I just don't feel the same as you." Lydia replied.
Mandy rolled her eyes and sighed.
A loud crash emits from my roof. "What the hell was that?" The four of us chorus.
"FOOL OF A TOOK!" Booms a deep voice in my attic.
"There's people in my attic!" I squeak.
" Not just people wizards." Lydia says.
"Sure." I reply.
There's another crash and my living room fills with smoke and rubble.
"They're not in your attic anymore." Kassie points out.
I ran to the kitchen and grabbed a frying pan then I ran back and held it up. "Who are you? Why are you dressed up as LotR characters? Is this some cruel joke? What the fuck are you doing in my house?!" I screamed.
The guy dressed as Legolas, pushed the guy dressed as Gimli off of himself and replied, "We are not dressed up as characters, we merely look as we also do. Also, I don't know why were in your house, but I assure Peregrin Took can." He glared at Pippin.
Kassie, who was drooling over the guy that looked like Frodo said, "So, you are actually Gandalf, Merry, Sam, Pippin, Aragorn, Legolas, Gimli and Frodo?" She looked practically happy about the last one.
"Yes." Replied Sam, "How do you know are names?"
Kassie grabbed Lydia's hand and began dancing with her and singing. " They're here, they're here! Our dreams have come true!" Lydia was so happy she actually hugged Kassie. (a/n Lydia does not hug ANYONE she only hugged me once.)
Mandy walked up to them. "Calm down you guys, Who's here? Is this about this stupid LotR again?"
Sam and I were in a deep conversation as I explained the books to him. "They even made movies about you" I added.
"Movies?" Frodo interrupted. Merry and Pip were now dancing with Kassie and Lydia even though they didn't know what was going on.
"A movie is a book you can watch." I tried to explain.
Aragorn stepped on the remote and MuchMusic came blaring on. This, of course only caused Pippin, Kassie, Lydia and Merry to dance more. Mandy even joined in.
Suddenly the doorbell chimed.
Canada-
"You guys are such losers!" Mandy yells.
Allow me to explain; Kassie, Lydia, and I are obsessed, yes, obsessed with Lord Of The Rings. Mandy, however, is not.
Right now, I'm in the corner of my living room, stroking The Two Towers movie, and saying, "My precious."
Kassie and Lydia are on my couch arguing over whether or not Lydia is going to cry at the end of The Return of the King movie.
"If you don't cry, you're a heartless hobbit!' Kassie argued.
"I'm not heartless, I just don't feel the same as you." Lydia replied.
Mandy rolled her eyes and sighed.
A loud crash emits from my roof. "What the hell was that?" The four of us chorus.
"FOOL OF A TOOK!" Booms a deep voice in my attic.
"There's people in my attic!" I squeak.
" Not just people wizards." Lydia says.
"Sure." I reply.
There's another crash and my living room fills with smoke and rubble.
"They're not in your attic anymore." Kassie points out.
I ran to the kitchen and grabbed a frying pan then I ran back and held it up. "Who are you? Why are you dressed up as LotR characters? Is this some cruel joke? What the fuck are you doing in my house?!" I screamed.
The guy dressed as Legolas, pushed the guy dressed as Gimli off of himself and replied, "We are not dressed up as characters, we merely look as we also do. Also, I don't know why were in your house, but I assure Peregrin Took can." He glared at Pippin.
Kassie, who was drooling over the guy that looked like Frodo said, "So, you are actually Gandalf, Merry, Sam, Pippin, Aragorn, Legolas, Gimli and Frodo?" She looked practically happy about the last one.
"Yes." Replied Sam, "How do you know are names?"
Kassie grabbed Lydia's hand and began dancing with her and singing. " They're here, they're here! Our dreams have come true!" Lydia was so happy she actually hugged Kassie. (a/n Lydia does not hug ANYONE she only hugged me once.)
Mandy walked up to them. "Calm down you guys, Who's here? Is this about this stupid LotR again?"
Sam and I were in a deep conversation as I explained the books to him. "They even made movies about you" I added.
"Movies?" Frodo interrupted. Merry and Pip were now dancing with Kassie and Lydia even though they didn't know what was going on.
"A movie is a book you can watch." I tried to explain.
Aragorn stepped on the remote and MuchMusic came blaring on. This, of course only caused Pippin, Kassie, Lydia and Merry to dance more. Mandy even joined in.
Suddenly the doorbell chimed.