I was playing earthbound on the SNES but then Shrooom! Said "hey reader! Play Jimmy Neutron Attack Of The Twonkies on the Nintendo GameCube" he reached his long mushroomy arm out and gave me the disk. I put it in my Nintendo GameCube and instead of Nintendo GameCube coming up it said Nintendo Shitcube! And Jimmy's face popped up with red eyes and said "play Earthbound on the Super Nintendo!" Then Shrooom! Said "No,play Jimmy Nuetron Attack Of The Twonkies on the Nintendo GameCube!" Then they both grabbed my head and split me in two as my guts and eyes and blood fell on the floor.
