Disclaimer: I do not own Zoey 101 end of story.. so here chapter 1

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Dana was walking around PCA just chillaxin when a certain arrogant jerk pops up behind her.

"Hey Babe" he says. Dana isn't purposely ignoring him, she can't hear him. Her music is blaring through her blood red headphones. He seems to notice this for the fact that her head is slightly bobbing to the music. He slyly pulls out the headphones and puts a smirk on his face, his oh so infamous and annoying smirk.

"LOGAN!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!!" Dana screamed.

"Hello to you too babe, and I was just trying to get your attention" Logan exclaimed

"Well don't"

"But I need a favor" Logan pleaded

"Well then go ask someone else" She said rudely and walked away grabbing her headphones and slipping them in her ears swiftly, Logan was used to this and began to follow her around like a lost puppy, except lost puppies are cute and less annoying.

"Dana please" Logan begged, that was something new. Logan. Begging. Wow. Dana just ignored him and kept walking, her music was lower so she could hear him, though he didn't know that.

"Dana, please, please, please! I need your help" Logan begged again. It really hurt him to have to beg because he, THE Logan Reese hasn't and should never beg, he was rich he should be able to get whatever and whoever he wants. But this girl just wouldn't fall for him or his charms, it annoyed him beyond compare. Yet it intrigued him.

"Please! You know I don't usually beg, I've never begged in my life! Please Dana! I really need your help, I need a favor" He tried again

"You do know your annoying me right?" Dana finally said irritated

"Yes I do please help me"

"Explain" Was all Dana said. She was Dana Cruz she never did anything she didn't want to, and she took pleasure in seeing her worst enemy, Logan Reese, Beg.

"Okay, well my dad is having a super huge party with celebrities and stuff and I need a date" He explained quickly.

"Okay? So why are you asking me for a favor just go to one of your many ex girlfriends or any of the new girls and ask them, they will jump for the opportunity. I mean your dad is famous. There we go problem solved" Dana explained and put on a sarcastic smile and turned to walk away.

"No Dana! I need you to be my date" Logan yelled to Dana. Dana Froze on the spot and slowly turned around.

"Me? Why?" She questioned.

"Because, the other girls will grope the guy celebrities and will annoy the girl ones. You on the other hand wont because its against being you, you will punch the guy celebrities in the face if they try anything with you and will smash the girl celebrities' faces in if they become to arrogant. Oh and you wont fall in-love with any of the many guys there." Logan finished

"Says who?" Dana asked, she knew he was right. She was Dana 'Danger' Cruz. Anyone who messes with her will end up in the hospital or seriously hurt. And falling in-love is against her code. She doesn't date anyone.

"Says me, and deep down, says you" He replied in a matter-if-fact-way "Please Dana, I'm begging you! This is important to me, I haven't asked you for anything well except to make-out a few times but still I didn't mean it and it wasn't nearly as important as this!" Logan confessed. He didn't know why he basically said that he wasn't serious about asking her to make out all the time seeing as he asks her everyday.

"Logan" Dana started and looked over at Logan, Straight in the eyes. He had this ugly pout on but his puppy dog eyes were irresistible. "First of all. PITTIFUL POUT! PITTIFUL POUT!" Dana screamed out loud for everyone to hear, though she knew that no one could hear them, they were on the beach. "Second of all, I don't have anything to wear" Logan seemed to brighten up at the thought that she might go.

"We can go buy you something to wear, and my pout isn't pitiful its hot"

"That's what you think" Dana mumbled to herself. "Plus Logan, I wont be caught dead in a dress, I cant stand formal."

"Its not formal, its casual. Tight jeans or skirt, Sexy shirt, chucky belt, Sweet ass runners or high heels, hair down and free, light make-up, and a French manicure." Logan explained like he'd already planned everything out already.

"Fine, I'll go. When is it?" Dana asked in defeat. Logan sighed in relief

"not tomorrow but the next day." He answered.

"Fine I'm in, lets go shopping tomorrow after class." Dana said annoyed. She was slightly pissed that she was going to have to act like she liked Logan for a night.

"Okay! Thank you so Much Dana!" Logan thanked and hugged Dana

"Okay! Get off of me!" Dana said not hugging Logan back.

"Now that that's over with" Logan started. 'Oh great' Dana thought 'And we're back with the old egomaniac Logan Reese as he attempts to ask the one and only Dana 'Danger' Cruz to make out with him, lets watch the fun' She narragted in her mind

"Wanna Make out" Logan asked 'told you' Dana said in her head

"Umm… let me think about that" Dana said sincerely 'this will be fun' she snickered. Logan was speechless, usually she would go flat out no (which annoyed him a lot) or would think of some come back to say and he would return It with another one.

"Well seeing as we are going to be spending an entire day together I don't see why not" Dana moved closer to Logan.

"Really?" He asked dazed

"Yup" She replied

"Really? Really?"

"mmmhmm" she nodded her head and moved closer so that her face was in front of his with only a few millimeters separating them.

"Really?" He asked again, That last really was what she was waiting for. She knew he'd ask again.

"NO!" she screamed in his ear and then fell back laughing, hurting herself in the process but not caring.

"Dana that was mean" Logan whined

"So?" She asked. Now sitting up.

"So it was mean"

"So what! I'm the queen of mean". Dana was just sitting there starring into the sun set, oh did I mention that she's in dark denim daisy dukes that look like they've bin ripped cause of the ridged ends. And is wearing a black shirt, where the left sleeve rested on her shoulder and her right one stayed in place. Oh and I think I also forgot to tell you that there was bright red writing on it which read "Touch Me And Die". Yup Logan was mesmerized by the sight, though he would never admit it, to anyone else or to himself.

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That was chapter 1 i hope you liked it.. and as most of you know (if you read my other stories) i only have 1 rule. only review if you want to. im nto one of those ppl that will say 'REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW' or 'REVIEW OR ELSE I WONT UPDATE' i hate that.. thanks for reading

Jiade