Greetings! My name is Stanford Filbrick Pines.
I'm a researcher of mysterious anomalies and whatnot. I have found that this dimension (Dimension 109) has advanced close to what other dimensions have with better internet.(I figured there would be flying cars by now!)
I'm here to answer questions and share my knowledge with the rest of the world. My soon to be apprentice Dipper, along with his sister Mabel have shown me much about "pop culture" and I'm doing the best I can to understand it!
So do you have any questions for me? Because I hope somebody on the interweb actually sees this and PM's me. I will tell you one thing before I go. There is a creature named Bill Cipher. Whatever you do Don't shake his hand!
Well time for dinner! Hope to hear something from you people! Bye!
Tsurt on eno!