Hey readers!

Here's a brand new fanfic by me!

Based off one of my favorite movies: Middle School: The Worst Years of My Life

MIDDLE SCHOOL

Chapter One

One would have thought that Gray Fullbuster would be sleeping at this moment. Truth is, that person didn't exist.

Gray was just finishing drawing his latest character in his diary. He had raven hair, was shirtless and had a snowflake in his hands. Gray paused.

This guy looked so damn much like him. And he liked it.

Suddenly, his alarm bell rang off. It showed 6:00am.

He poked at his latest drawing. It came to life. Gray asked "Wanna handle this for me, Ice Devil Slayer?" Ice Devil Slayer nodded and marched out of the book.

"I got this, Gray. By the way: cool name." He grinned at Gray.

Gray grinned back and said "Thanks."

Ice Devil Slayer joined his hands together and yelled "ICE-MAKE HAMMER!" A huge hammer appeared above the alarm, and fell on it thus destroying the alarm. Gray bumped his fist with Ice Devil Slayer.

They then heard footsteps. Ice Devil Slayer quickly got back into the book and Gray quickly bumped his head on the pillow of his bunk bed, of which he had the lower bunk. He covered his diary and pen with the blanket and closed his eyes shut.

Gray's older sister who was working and twenty-four years old, marched in. She had long black hair, but did not look like Gray at all. If anything, she looked like her mother, (who was Gray's foster mother) Ur.

She saw Gray still sleeping. She put a smile on her face and shook Gray. "Wake up, it's time for school."

Gray opened his eyes as slowly as possible and looked around with droopy eyes. He got up and rubbed his eyes. "What's the time, Ultear?" He asked innocently.

Ultear gave a wide smile which looked like it was mocking him and said, "It's six. And please tell me that you didn't stay up all night drawing."

Gray looked bewildered and asked "Huh?"

Ultear licked her finger and wiped something black which looked a lot like ink from Gray's chin. She then held out her hand. Gray made a pleading look. Ultear looked at him sternly and stretched her hand out.

Gray scowled and put his diary in her hand. She opened it and went through the pages. "Oh Gray, I can't tell you how talented you are. But, you need to explore and learn new things. There's a whole wide world out there!" Ultear exclaimed.

Gray pointed at his book and said "There's a whole wide world in there, too!"

Ultear replied "I mean the real world. Come on, Gray. Aren't you excited about your new school?"
Gray just made a face.

Then, Ultear spoke sternly "Don't you dare screw anything up. This is the last school that will accept you in the district. If you do…"

Gray nodded fervently.

Just then, Gray's younger sister Meredy stepped inside his room with their cat.

Gray scowled. "Meredy, how many times do I have to say this: DON'T bring your stupid cat in my room!"

Meredy gave a scowl which rivaled Gray's. "It's Mr. Giggles to you. And by the way, how long are you going to remain in bed?"

Gray jumped out of bed and said "See? I'm out, Miss Bossy!"

Like Gray, Meredy had been adopted as well. She had pink hair and looked up at Ultear as though she was Meredy's mother.
Meredy smirked and said "Where did your pants go, stripper?"

Gray looked down and groaned "I swear, they were there a second ago!"

Ultear was preparing her extra-creative breakfast in the morning. It was organic cupcakes. Gray took one look at them and thought that he would barf.

There was one cupcake which Ultear called her 'eggplant cupcake with garbanzo bean frosting'. And there was one with okras sticking out like toppings and it had pickles inside it.

Gray made a mental note to have just peanut butter and jelly sandwiches for breakfast.

Gray finished his cupcake with difficulty. Ultear said "Gray, enjoy your school year. I know you are special, so think out of the box."

Gray grinned and said "Thanks, sis."

He heard a car honking loudly in the background with the song Handclap playing at the loudest volume.

He smiled and asked "You ordered a cab for me, Ultear?"
Ultear replied "Heck, no! What the hell?"

They both marched out towards the window and saw something unexpected.

Ultear blanched and said "She's so going to get me arrested one day."
Gray nodded his head.

They quickly walked out of the door and saw Meredy driving Ultear's car. Twelve-year old Meredy. She stopped the car in front of their house and said "HELLO! I'm not getting any younger here! Hurry, will you?"

Ultear retorted, "Not getting any older either, miss. Now, move."

Ultear dropped Gray to school before she dropped Meredy. She said "Have a fun first day. And by the way, Carl is going to pick you both up after school as I have some work around that time."

Gray and Meredy groaned. "Not him…"

Ultear said in a sad voice "Come on, guys! He's been around a lot lately, when I need him, and has been a great help. Now can we put our 'let's-be-nice-to-Carl' faces?"

Gray and Meredy made a face which said 'can-you-just-send-us-to-hell'.

Ultear laughed and said "We'll work on it! Bye Gray!" She gave him a hug.

Gray watched as the car sped away. He took a deep breath.

Time to walk into Magnolia Middle School.

Or as its principal called it, 'No. 1 Middle School'.

Gray marched towards the entrance. He found a man whose face almost looked like a skull reprimanding the students for various things. He had a baseball, lipgloss, basketball, a bag which had 1 DIRECTION plastered on it; basically all the kinds of thing a teenager would hold.

All the students were walking in a line and looking as though they were attending a funeral.

He took another deep breath and walked towards the entrance. He found himself blocked by the man. The man took one look at Gray in his t-shirt, earphones in ears, jeans and brown shoes which looked like they had seen better days.

"Young man, what do you think you are doing wearing no clothes?"

Gray looked down and (thankfully) saw his clothes in place. "Umm…I am wearing clothes."

He saw the man fume up in rage and then he spoke "Is that how you address me, young man?"

Gray looked a little bewildered. The man continued speaking, "I am Principal Keyes. And haven't you ever read the rule book?"

Gray said "Umm…no. I'm new here."

Principal Keyes continued "Well, your clothes are insulting rule no.27 of code of conduct. No printed or any kind of pattern allowed on your clothes."

Gray gave a silent groan. This was his favorite t-shirt.

He said "Can you please excuse me?"

Suddenly, he saw a smirking salmon-haired boy come out from the door. He winked at Gray and started imitating Keyes.

Keyes dropped all the things in his hands. The boy, too, pretended like he dropped all his things.

Keyes said with dramatic gestures "Rule no. 1 says that respect your Principal. You are supposed to say 'sir' to everyone at the end of your statement…"

Gray found it difficult controlling his smile. The boy made an uncanny pretence of being Principal Keyes. "…and I am glad to see that you get the gist of my sense of humor. I am glad to see that smile."

Gray nodded fervently. Principal Keyes marched inside the building, and did not notice the boy standing behind him. The rosy-haired boy smirked at Gray and said "See you in school, Gray." He went inside as well.

Gray gave a chuckle and said, "See you at school, Natsu."

I hope you guys liked this!

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~Tia