KRS: Hey y'all! Lately I have been hooked on Kuroshitsuji/Harry Potter cross overs cause it's so funny to see everyone's reactions to Devils, Demons, Angels, Grim Reapers, Grell and the Undertaker in general! It's soooooo FUNNY! So I've decided to do my own! Yes! Feel free to run for the hills! Now here is the summary!
Ciel Phantomhive is living with his butler Sebastian Michaelis and his recently adopted sister Lucia, when one day he and Lucia get a letter to a school we all know and love…
KRS:Well hope you like!
Disclaimer: I own nothing! Well I own Lucia and the plot but that's about it. I also don't own that line in there "but you've no manner of luck at all."
Letters And Annoyances.
"SHIERU!" A young girl's voice rang out, echoing through the manor.
"I'm in the study Ruchia!" An equally young voice rang out, alerting the girl where he was.
"Shieru!" Lucia Phantomhive yelled, running into the study and promptly collapsing on floor panting.
"Yes Ruchia?" Ciel Phantomhive asked, looking at the panting mess that was his adopted sister, with an amused expression.
"Wipe that smirk of your face! And stop calling me Ruchia!"
"Only if you stop calling me Shieru! I haven't heard that name since Lizzie died."
"Alright CIEL, we've gotten matching letters."
"So what Lucia? This isn't the first time." Ciel said, sipping his tea.
"They're acceptance letters." Lucia hissed.
Ciel spat out his tea.
"SEBASTIAN!" He yelled.
The devil promptly arrived at the door of the study.
"Yes Young Master? What is it you require?" He asked.
"These letters, I don't quite remember enrolling Lucia and myself into a private school." Ciel snapped.
"Are you implying that I enrolled you? Heavens no Young Master! I would never!"
"And why not?"
"Well because with Lucia's luck both of your secrets would be out within the week. I am sorry my Lady, but you've no manner of luck at all." Sebastian said, looking at the young Reaper.
"No, no! It's fine! I agree with you actually!" Lucia said, "I really don't have any manner of luck at all."
Ciel scoffed.
"You should NOT be proud of that my dear Lucia." He said.
"Man shut up SHIERU!"
"DON'T CALL ME SHIERU!"
"Well then stop insulting me!'
"When exactly did I insult you?"
"Um…"
"Exactly, Sebastian, read the letter for us please."
"Yes, my Lord."
"Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry
Headmaster: Albus Dumbledore
(Order of Merlin, First Class, Grand Sorc., Chf. Warlock,
Supreme Mugwump, International Confed. of Wizards)
Dear Mr and Miss. Phantomhive,
We are pleased to inform you that you have been accepted at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Please find enclosed a list of all necessary books and
equipment.
Term begins on September 1. We await your owl by no later than July 31.
Yours sincerely,
Minerva McGonagall
Deputy Headmistress
Hogwarts School
of Witchcraft and Wizardry
UNIFORM
First-year students will require:
3 sets of plain work robes (black)
1 plain pointed hat (black) for day wear
1 pair of protective gloves (dragon hide or similar)
1 winter cloak (black, with silver fastenings)
Please note that all pupil's clothes should carry name tags.
COURSE BOOKS
All students should have a copy of each of the following:
The Standard Book of Spells (Grade 3)
by Miranda Goshawk
A History of Magic by Bathilda Bagshot
Magical Theory by Adalbert Waffling
A Guide to Transfiguration by Emeric Switch
One Thousand Magical Herbs and Fungi by Phyllida Spore
Magical Drafts and Potions by Arsenius Jigger
Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them by Newt Scamander
The Dark Forces: A Guide to Self-Protection by Quentin Trimble
OTHER EQUIPMENT
1 wand
1 cauldron (pewter, standard size 2)
1 set glass or crystal phials
1 telescope
1 set brass scales
Students may also bring and owl OR a cat OR a toad.
PARENTS ARE REMINDED THAT FIRST YEARS ARE NOT ALLOWED THEIR OWN BROOMSTICKS" Sebastian finished.
"We were accepted… INTO A WIZARD SCHOOL! How!" Ciel demanded.
Lucia shrugged.
"I don't know! I blame Grell."
"You always blame Grell!"
"Meh, when we're sent away for something, it's usually cause he wants Sebastian."
"I hate to admit that you are right, but you are, and that is why Sebastian is coming with us." Ciel said.
"And how, if I may inquire Young Master, will you accomplish that?" Sebastian asked.
"You will stay in your raven form."
"But Young Master, the letter said that you may only bring and owl, cat or toad along."
"I'm sure they'll make an exception."
"Sweet! I will bring my Nekomata! KAMINEKO!" Lucia screamed, and a black ball of fur, with two tails and glowing red eyes, shot out of the curtains and into Lucia's arms.
Ciel flinched.
"That, that, that THING! Better have not ruined my curtains!" He yelled.
"Don't worry, Kamineko would never do such a thing! Would you Kami?"
The cat just grinned.
"Are you positive that thing is a cat?"
"No, but it looks like one, ergo I get to bring it!"
"Fine, but don't come running to me when it gets kicked out of the school for mauling someone!"
"I won't, Ciel! Kami-Chan would never do something so low!"
"Riiiight."
"Are you doubting my judgment?"
"N-No!" Ciel said, sweating slightly, Lucia may be his sister, but she was trained by the Undertaker!
"Good! Now! It is time to go shopping! It IS August 29 after all! We leave in a three days! Hurry!" Lucia yelled.
"What do you mean?"
"We have to go to Diagon Alley, no?"
"Well yes, but we don't know where it is!"
"On the contrary my lord. I know where it is." Sebastian said.
"And how would you know SSSSebastian." Kamineko hissed.
"I just do. And are you truly a cat my dear Kamineko?"
Kamineko looked insulted.
"I am! I'm jusst ssstrange!"
Ciel and Lucia watched the exchange between the cat demon (1) and the devil.
"Stop bickering! Come on! Let's go!" Lucia whined, tugging on Sebastian's coat.
"You heard her Sebastian. Come along." Ciel said, picking his top hat and cloak, putting them on, grabbed his cane and walked out the door.
Lucia followed like a puppy.
Ciel and Lucia climbed into the car and were followed by Kamineko and Sebastian, who climbed into the driver's seat and started the car.
~15 minutes later~
They arrived at a brick wall.
"What is the meaning of this Sebastian?" Ciel demanded.
"This is the entrance to Diagon Alley." Sebastian answered, walking up to the brick wall, tapped a few bricks and watched as the bricks formed a gateway.
Lucia and Kamineko's mouths dropped open.
"No friggin way." Lucia said.
Ciel was actually speechless.
Sebastian had that smug little grin on his face.
"Wipe that grin off your face! We have work to do!" Ciel demanded, walking through the gateway, with his air of superiority surrounding him.
Lucia, on the other hand, walked into Diagon Alley with an air that can only be described in two words… The Undertaker Air. Okay that was three words. Anyway, the Undertaker Air, is an air that says: 'I'm creepy deal with it!'
In other words, people basically avoided her.
~Half an Hour Later! (God I'm lazy!) ~
Ciel and Lucia had their wands, which Lucia and Ciel respectively destroyed their fair share of wands, their robes, sent to Phantomhive Manor, their cauldrons, that took forever since Ciel is a douche sometimes, their potion supplies, that was easy, their trunks, which was a hassle since Ciel is VERY picky, and all they had left was their books and they could go home… But for some reason people kept giving them, A.K.A Ciel, dirty looks.
'Whatever' Lucia thought, 'they aren't dumb enough to try anything.'
Next thing she knew there was a wham! OWCH! Up ahead and when she looked Sebastian was helping Ciel to his feet.
"Woah, Ciel what happened." Lucia asked.
"Someone slammed into me." Ciel answered.
"I did not! You slammed into me!" The boy Ciel so carelessly (Ciel:I RESENT THAT! :P) slammed into said.
"I beg to differ. I was entering the store you, on the other hand, were leaving, therefore you slammed into me and not the other way around."
Lucia sweatdropped.
"Ignore my brother. He just an annoying son of a bitch sometimes." Lucia said, ignoring Ciel's cry of 'HEY!' and held out a hand. "I'm Lucia Phantomhive."
The boy shook her hand, before making a face.
"I'm Harry, Harry Potter." He said, then closed his eyes as if waiting for something."
"Pleased to meet you Harry. That kid with the eyepatch is my brother Ciel, the man next to him is Sebastian."
Sebastian bowed.
"Sebastian Michaels at your service." He said.
Harry look bewildered, before shaking his head and snapping out of it.
"So… Are you guys going to Hogwarts?" Harry asked.
"Yes." Ciel said.
"Which books do you need?"
Ciel read off the list of books.
"But that's the books for 3rd years…"
"We're 13."
"Hey so am I! When's your birthday?"
"December 14th." Ciel said.
"October 13th." Lucia said.
"Oh cool! Mine's July 31st."
"Oh so your birthday passed… I NEED TO GET A BIRTHDAY PRESENT!" Lucia exclaimed.
"W-What? Why?"
"That's what friends do. No?"
"Well yea, but I haven't even known you that long!"
"Oh okay, then… Can you help us get our books?"
"Sure."
~10 minutes later(yup, still lazy)~
"Ugh… I hate book shopping!" Lucia groaned.
"Me too." Harry agreed.
"You two are idiots." Ciel said.
"And you're cruel Ciel."
"It's the way I am."
"WELL STOP IT!" Lucia yelled.
"No."
"Don't make me say it!"
"Say what dear sister." Ciel said, sarcasm dripping of off his words.
"Nothing Shieru!" Lucia said.
"DON'T CALL ME THAT!"
"Why not Shieru!"
"Because Ruchia, I don't like it!"
"Don't call me Ruchia!"
"Well then don't call me Shieru!"
Harry watched in amazement.
"I've never seen two people bicker like the two of you are." He said.
Ciel then realized he was in public and pulled on his poker face.
Lucia's eyes flashed gold.
"What in the wor-"
Harry cut of and glowered at a group of people that were quickly coming over to them.
"Well if it isn't Potty!" The white-blonde boy said.
"Malfoy." Harry hissed the name like it was poison.
"I see you found yourself some new Mudblood friends."
"What does Mudblood mean?" Lucia asked.
"It's a cruel term for a muggleborn."
"A what?"
"Oh right, a magical person who was born from humans, basically he is insulting your blood."
Ciel looked insulted.
"I'm quite certain I have purer blood than this fool."
Draco's face contorted in rage.
"HOW DARE YOU!" He yelled.
Ciel waved a hand nonchalantly in the air.
"We needn't stoop down to his level. Come along Lucia, Sebastian, Harry." He said.
Lucia snickered.
Draco pulled out his wand.
Harry pulled out his.
Lucia's eyes turned ringed gold.
Sebastian's and Ciel's turned red, and Ciel glared at Draco until Draco broke eye contact.
"Sebastian." Ciel said.
"Yes?" Sebastian asked, the smug smile back on his lips.
"He no longer amuses me."
"What does that mean young master?"
"This is an order. Defeat him."
Sebastian's grin grew wider and the tips of the devil's fangs peeked out.
"Yes, My lord." He said, bowing, before suddenly striking at Draco.
Draco barely had time to cast a stunner, which had no effect on the devil, before he was punched in the gut and his air taken away.
"W-Wait until my father hears about this!" Draco yelled, from his position on the floor, his arms wrapped around his torso.
Ciel smirked. The smirk was cold and dark, full of malice and taunting.
"And what will he do? Hmm? Ruin me politically? I don't think so, The Funtom Corporation has no weakness. Kill me? Not likely. You saw what Sebastian can do. Your darling father can't harm me in anyway. Now learn your place. You must learn that you can't have everything you want handed to you on a silver platter. I had to learn that lesson the hard way. And I will never forget the suffering I went through." Ciel said, his eye gleaming with untold misery and hatered.
"My, my Ciel, you certainly harbor a deep hate, don't you big brother." Lucia said, sounding remarkably like the Undertaker, right down to the laugh and the position of her hand at her mouth. "Stop staring at me like you've seen a ghost!"
"I'm sorry Lucia, it's just your resemblance to the Undertaker when you laugh is uncanny."
"Just be happy I wasn't taught by Grell!"
Ciel, Lucia and Sebastian shared a respective shudder.
"I do hope the red haired Reaper is dead and rotting in the deepest pits of hell." Sebastian muttered.
~Somewhere in a place we know nothing about!~
Grell Sutcliff sneezed.
"That's strange, I feel as if someone condemned me into the 9th layer of hell… Oh well! Back to work!" He said, and by work he of course means tracking Sebastian down.
~Back in Diagon Alley~
Sebastian shuddered.
"Are you okay?" Ciel asked.
"I feel like I'm being hunted by a homicidal, gender-confused maniac." Sebastian said.
"Well at least that confirms Grell is still alive." Lucia said.
"Who is Grell?" Harry asked, as they walked away from the still spluttering Draco.
"Someone you will, hopefully, never have the displeasure of meeting." Ciel said.
"He's that bad?"
"No. Take the worst person you can imagine. Add long red hair and gold eyes. Now multiply by a million. Divide by two. And multiply by the power of God." Lucia said.
Harry blanched and shuddered.
"That's how bad?"
"Nope. Now take that and multiply it by God himself."
"Oh my god."
"Yup, just add your worst nightmare and that's Grell."
"Wow he sounds terrible."
Lucia, Ciel and Sebastian got this far off look in their eyes, or in Ciel's case, eye.
"It's worse when you meet him." Ciel said.
"Oh really?"
"Yeah."
Harry dropped the subject seeing as they obviously didn't want to talk about this Grell person any longer.
"So now what?" Harry asked.
"Well are you going anywhere?" Lucia asked.
"Just back to my relatives house, where I never get enough food, and am beaten every hour." Harry said.
"That explains why you're so thin." Ciel said.
"Yeah…"
"Well why don't you stay with us?"
"Y-You mean it?"
"Sure. Why not?"
"True! Okay I will! Now to go to my 'family's' house and get the rest of my stuff and we'll be off! The only problem is that I don't think my guardians will let me leave." Harry said.
"Don't worry about that. You leave that to me." Ciel said, a smirk planted on his face.
KRS:TADA! Yeah I know it's terrible and Ciel is probably OOC, but I can't really capture him well! Oh well! R&R!
(1)A nekomata is generally a cat-demon with two or more tails, hence the term.