Brew up...

(Disclaimer -I do not own Naruto...)

When Naruto and his friend Sasuke and his older brother Itachi are evacuated away to live with their estranged family in the Whirlpool country they have no idea of what to expect... The Lockwell family have no idea themselves at how these three boys are going to effect them ether...

The Plot (What little there is...)

Naruto and his best friend Sasuke along with Sasuke's older brother are evacuated out of Konoha because of a war between the Fire county and the Sound Village...The setting is in the real world at a time period when the mere idea of ninjas is a fairy tale and the internet is not even a theory (Think early 20th century, electric is here but tv and cars are for the posh and rich). The three youngster are sent away to live with their estranged family to the west, the Lockwell's.

Our New Stars (The Lockwell's...If you need to know who Naruto , Sasuke and Itachi are why the hell are you reading this and not the manga ?!)

Name - Gabriel 'Gabe' Lockwell

Age - 48

The gruff often heavy handed patriarch of the family. A tall rather podgy man who has short red hair and green eyes that his wife often says glow when he gets mad. The older half-brother of Kushina Uzumaki the two have not spoken in nearly twenty years due to her moving away to marry Naruto's father Minato. Gabe is a hard-working watchman and ex policeman who is often always working odd hours, he hates school holidays and teachers due to them taking any reason to have a school holiday and ruining his beauty sleep.

Name – Emika 'Emma' Lockwell

Age – 49

The kind slightly dim witted wife of Gabe, the mother of the family. A slightly short yet slender women who has oxen eyes and long straight black hair. The older sister of Fugaku Uchiha the two have not spoken in over twenty years due to her refusing to an arranged marriage and running away to marry Gabe instead. She still keeps in contact with Kushina and her brothers wife Mikoto through monthly letters, she has a bad habit of messing up common sayings...

Name – Leonard 'Leo' Lockwell

Age – 7 going on 8 (the same a Naruto and Sasuke)

The young mischievous son of the family, the second biggest mistake of Gabe's life or so he says. A small boy for his age Leo has his fathers green eyes and red hair, although his mother insists he's got her looks. Gabe agrees he must have got them all from her along with her brains... Leo is a normal 7 going on 8 year old who loves to play around, ask constantly trivial questions and cause his mum and dad as much chaos as he can. Has the irritating habit of asking for pets and not quite knowing the limits of what can be kept as a pet...

Name – Derrick 'Granddad' Lockwell

Age – 67 in his mind, 81 by his birth certificate.

The elderly yet lively grandfather of the Lockwell's, a rather kind and yet moaning elder who delights in spending time with his grandchildren. A slightly short half crocked man who has no hair on the top of his head and a small grey goatee around his mouth, he walks with a walking cane not because he has to but because it lets him get the best seats on the buses and football matches. He is the father of Gabe and Kushina both been his children to different women, (he was a solider stationed in Konoha) he misses his daughter dearly but can't bring himself to visit her due to his pride. He often spoils his grand children (he sees both Sasuke and Itachi as his grandchildren too) with elaborate gifts and self made toys...

Name – Jonathan Lockwell

Age – 25

The eldest son of Gabe and Emma Jonathan is not seen in the stories but is mentioned, he is a carbon copy of his brother Leonard (although slightly taller and less childish). He is off with the army doing his national service, in civilian life he is a History teacher ( much to his father's dislike) . He often sends letter home to his mum to make sure she doesn't threat over him been away from home, he is also gay (also much to his fathers dislike) a move that makes his life harder due to society and the laws...Kushina is his Godmother, she was at his baptism and he can still remember he from his childhood...

What's Happens...

This is a random story with chapters been their own self contained stories, some may follow on from each other but mostly they will be set on a separate event. I will update with new stories when I feel like it depending on how I feel about updates, writers block been my common foe... I hope you enjoy these small short tails that may make you laugh, cry or fall asleep with boredom because if there isn't sex or violence it isn't interesting.