It was a normal crappy day in May. Sonic speeding down the hills, crappy SEGA music playing, and of course little Miles Prower at his side. Every thing was nomral, until Eggman decided to start something.
(Sonic 2 boss music plays)
A
large egg shaped firgure rose from the corner of the rotating machine.
He stood up pull out a mega-phone and started to yell "Attention people
of Station Square, I am your new leader!" Now of course, Sonic wouldn't
put up with this crap. Then again Amy usaully doesn't have a gun. The
Cobalt hedgie tried to escape but meh, stuff happens..
"Now I dont know about you..." a freaked out Knuckles spoke. "But i've dived and climbed a whole bunch of moutains and hills before. And I really dont think you're supposed to fly off with your leg twisted like that..." he shuddered, picked up a can of Moutian Dew, and took a sip. "Jackass." he said as he went gliding to Sonic's rescue.
While all this stuff was happening, nobody was defending the city. Tails stood by idle realizing that a Amy Rose with a gun isnt a very nice Amy Rose, Knux was busy helping Sonic back up the cliff, Cream was at daycare, Rouge was in Egypt. Thats when a black and red hedgehog confronted everyone's favorite morbidly obese scientist.
"Shadow?" Eggman choked "Is that you?" he dropped the megaphone and screamed like a little girl.
"No. Its Santa Claus" aiming for an attack, Shadow lunged for the machines core. Missing by an inch Eggman took his chance to shoot down the Hedgehog. Shadow landed on his feet unharmed from the blast. He ran for the the machines leg and accomplished shredding it off. With all the noise, its obvious that Sonic and the remaining gang came running to the scene like a batch of teenage girls going for the last one of those "cute" sweaters. Hopelessly lost to the events around her, Cream dropped her teddy bear as a flying claw crashed through the daycare window. The daycare counselor muttered various curses. Some of what included: "Mother , stick, sonuva, that little, why, god, and if I get a hose i'm so gonna..." Oblivious to these words, all the daycare children joined in unison. "That dirty..., Wait till I, I'll chop his, off, nothing but a di-, why always me, fu-, fu-, fu-, fu-, fu-, fu-, DAMN IT!"
END chap 1
I know it was short. But I did this on short notice...