Disclaimer: I own nothing.
Rating: Sticking with PG-13 for now for the heck of it
Distribution: Wow if you want it. I'd just like to know.
Characters: Lita, Trish/Jeff, others
Summary: Jeff and Trish are finally getting married. Trish decides Amy needs a date, but to thwart her Jeff tells Amy who gets someone unexpected to be her date. Could that lead to more?
The Wedding Date
"Why again are you having your wedding in Asheville?"
"Well it's pretty and it's my wedding so yeah. And hey it's in North Carolina and not Canada so you should not have much trouble getting there."
"Trish I live on the coast. Asheville is in the western corner of the state in the mountains."
"So?"
"Never mind. So where is everyone staying again?"
"Umm. At this place on the estate called the Inn on Biltmore Estate or something like that. I can't remember off the top of my head."
"So let me get this straight. The majority of the WWE roster will be staying at this one hotel in the mountains of North Carolina away from all major airports?"
"Yup."
"Wow, some people are gonna die."
"Why?"
"Never mind. Did you invite Hunter?"
"Yes, why?"
"Did you invite Stephanie?"
"Yeah."
"Can I take pictures?"
"Amy. So ya gotta date?"
"Trish. We've been over this; you are not setting me up with anyone."
"Why not?"
"Because."
"Because why?"
"Trish!"
"Sorry. You know I love you and just want you to be happy. Right?"
"Yes Trish. Now I have to finish packing. I'll see ya soon okay?"
"Okay. Bye Ames. Love you."
"Love you too. Bye."
Oh Amy, you just wait; he's perfect for you and if not he's perfect for using to get the real man who is perfect for you. You won't know what hit you!
I can't believe she is going to set me up with someone, again! Amy thought as she continued to pack. I mean dang I have only been single for a year or so. Oh my God! I hate to admit it but she's right; I need a date. I mean I haven't dated anyone seriously since Chris and I broke up. But that's alright; isn't it? I mean I had the flirting with Jason and the fling with Adam. Damn it Trish, she thought, I was perfectly content being alone, no I AM. I don't need a man. She let a breathe out. You know she is going to see you up on a blind date, right? She asked herself.
Well she'd just have to find someone to be her date then. That'd show Trish!
Jeff Hardy walked into his hotel room in Asheville, NC, to find his girlfriend on the phone, still.
"Honey," he said in his lazy southern drawl, "what are you doing? I though you and Ames were done talking for today."
He had walked in just as she was finishing up her phone call; as she hung up she looked up at him.
"We did, that wasn't Amy. It was Amy's date."
"Trish, sweetheart, what are you doing? I thought you learned your lesson with the whole Tyson and Dawn incident. I thought you promised you would never do this again."
"I know, but well, I just want her to be happy. And I only set Tyson and Dawn up to get Rey and Victoria to come to their senses and it worked. Thank you. I mean Rey and Dawn are married and expecting a baby. And well Tyson and Vicki are whatever they are."
"Yeah, but, it cost almost two thousand dollars to fix all the stuff that got broken when the guys got into their fight."
"A minor detail; it all worked out."
"Whatever babe. But umm may I ask who her date is?"
"Well ya see….ummm…."
"Trish?"
"Her date is….."