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"Hey Santana, is this your high school glee club" Dani asked as she picked up the photo frame from Santana's bedside table
"Yep that's us after we won at nationals" Santana said smiling as she looked at it
"Who are the adults with you guys" Dani asked pointing to the four adults in the picture
"Oh that's Mr Schuester who was the teacher in charge of glee, that's Miss Pillsbury- Mr Schuester's then fiancée and the school guidance councillor, that's coach Beiste , the football coach and that's Coach Sue , the cheer coach " Santana said pointing at towards the photo.
"Didn't you say your cheer coach hated the glee club and was always trying to destroy it "Dani said looking confused
"Yeah, but Coach Sue is one fucked up lady" Santana replied
"So who are other people is those beautiful red dress and black shirt with red tie I mean I recognised Rachel and Kurt" Dani asked with a smirk on her face
"Well, that's Tina, Mercedes, Brittany… Rory, Puck, Blaine, Berry, Artie, Finn, Sugar, Joe, Me, Mike, Sam, Quinn and Hummel" Santana said as she pointed to the faces in the photo
"Ok so Blaine is Kurt's Fiancé right" Dani asked and Santana nodded " and Rachel was engaged to Finn " Santana nodded again " and Brittany is your ex-girlfriend, and she is bi" Santana nodded once more. " so is Brittany the only person in this photo you have dated" Dani asked curiously
"Nope" Santana replied
"So who else "Dani said
"Puck and I dated a couple of time, I dated Sam for a little bit and I took Finn's virginity and I hooked up with Quinn at Schuester fail of a wedding" Santana said quickly
"Fail of a wedding" Dani asked confused
" Miss Pillsbury ran off after Finn kissed her and Finn was Mr Schue's best man, Schuester was pissed, Brittany said they had a sing off to get over it and I have kissed Finn and I would have run away too, yuck" Santana replied
"Oh so is that all the glee club gossip" Dani said with a laugh
"Not even close my dear, not even close" Santana replied
"So lay it on me babe" Dani said looking back at the photo
"Ok so you know Kurt is engaged to Blaine but he made out with Rachel once when we were all drinking at Rachel's cause her dad's on a cruise and Kurt made out with Brittany once when he was trying to be straight ,ummm after Brittany and I broke up she dated Sam while I hooked up with Quinn, my best friend , Quinn was dating Finn but got knocked up by Puck and Rachel's real mom Shelby adopted the baby and Puck kissed Shelby and I'm pretty sure Mr Schue hooked up with Shelby too but this was before he got engaged to Miss Pillsbury and they got married after regionals this year oh and Rachel dated Puck a couple of times and Kurt once had a crush on Finn but then their parents got married so that got weird quick. Brittany dated Artie for a while even though she thought he was a robot, Artie also dated Tina and Sugar, Rory dated Sugar too. Tina also dated Mike and Mercedes dated Sam and Puck and had a crush on Kurt for a while. And Quinn was dating Finn but Puck got her drunk and they slept together and she got pregnant and Finn thought he got Quinn pregnant from cumming in the hot tub, Quinn also dated Sam and Joe, she dated Joe while she was in a wheelchair after she got in a car crash driving to Rachel and Finns wedding which never happened." Santana said "Oh and Berry once dated the leader of rival glee club Jesse and that didn't go too well but he put in a good word for her to help her get into NYADA and she had a crush on Schuester for a while and Tina had a crush on Blaine and Blaine had a crush on Sam "Santana Finished
"Holy shit "Dani said looking a bit shocked
"Yeah" replied Santana
"Rachel's adopted and has Dads? " Dani asked
"Yeah she has two dad and Shelby was a surrogate for them, she needed the money to make it big on Broadway" Santana said " but she became the coach of a rival glee club the one Jesse was in and after she adopted Beth , Sugar's dad paid her to run a rival glee club at school cause Schuester said she couldn't join the New Directions and Me, Britt and Mercedes joined -we were the Troubletones and we kicked ass but the New Direction beat us at Regional , so we joined the New Directions again"
"Wow Lima, Ohio has everything going on" Dani Joked "are there any video of you in action"
"Berry and Hummel are bound to have some but I'm sure I can entertain you better myself" Santana said leaning in for a kiss
Later that night around the dinner table as they ate "Oh My God "Dani said loudly
"What?" Santana asked looking at her girlfriend slight concerned
"You dated Brittany, Brittany kissed Kurt, Kurt is engaged to Blaine, Blaine kissed Rachel, Rachel was engaged to Finn, Finn had sex with you" Dani Said "wow you guys are so interconnected"
"How does she know about that" Kurt asked glaring at Santana
"She saw my picture of the glee club and asked about everyone and I may have told her told her all the deep dark glee club secrets" Santana revealed
"Santana, what happened in glee club stays in glee club" Kurt replied as Rachel nodded
" No I thinks it's cute to hear about you guys in high school" Dani asked "it's sweet that you guys were all friends in high school and then moved in together once you moved to New York , I wish I had such good friends like that"
"Friends at high school is that what she told you Dani, Friends wow Santana" Rachel said
" Yeah not sure about you Dani but I'm sure your friends didn't call you name such as Lady Lips, Grandma, Prancy Smurf, Wonder Twin, Pretty Pony, Richard Simmons, Gay Winklevii Twin, Porcelain and Lady Elaine Fairchilde" Kurt replied
"Yeah or Dwarf, Diane Warren, Midget, Hobbit, Gayberry, Selfish-Self-centered-Lame-ass Wannabe Diva From Hell, TV's Blossom, Yentl the Lesbian Matchmaker" Rachel added " and told me I dressed like one of the bait girls on To Catch a Predator or a fantasy of a perverted Japanese business man with a very dark specific fetish"
"Satan was just the bestest friend ever at high school" Kurt said with a smile
"Santana you really did that" Dani asked looking at Santana, while Santana looked back speechless
"Yeah and she also always go to the yelling place. She has rage because she is from Lima Height Adjacent" Rachel added
"Boo-ya" Santana said
"And while we are one the topic of Santana and her kind word, did she tell you about the song she wrote about Sam- Trouty Mouth "Kurt said
"Instant classic and some of my best work and was way better than My Headband" Santana added
"But remember Kurt she just try to be really, really honest with people when she think that they suck! You know but No one gets it." Rachel said
"I'm not sure what to say" Dani said
"But it's probably due to the fact Santana was called so many name too" Kurt said try to recover
"Yeah Coach Sue called her Boobs McGee, Jugs The Clown, Tweedle-Fake Boobs, Airbags, Sweater Meat, Lady Ta-Ta, Boobs Magoo" Rachel said
"Well if the sweater fits" Dani said looking at Santana chest and then up at Santana who smiled back
"And she did think her name was garbage face until she got to kindergarten" Rachel added
"Really why" Dani asked
"My Abuela called me that, she also try to sell me once but she was also my hero I loved her ruthlessness she is where my abrasiveness comes from" Santana said
"Well she sounds nice" said Dani
"She also disown me when I came out to her and told me some secrets are best kept as secrets," Santana added
"Oh" Dani whispered
"I forgot to added this to my Rachel gossip that's she dated Brody who was an escort on the side and she had a pregnancy scare and wasn't sure if Pablo Escobar or the Pillsbury Dough Turd was the father" Santana said to defuse the situation
"You had a pregnancy scare" Kurt shouted "wait when did you sleep with Finn
"The same time you hooked up with Blaine" Santana said
"And when you hooked up with Quinn" Kurt added
"You slept with Quinn" Rachel asked shocked "is that why Quinn doesn't want to come and visit anymore"
"Yes I slept with Quinn and I don't know why Quinn hasn't been to visit" Santana said
"Wow you guys are so messes up" Dani said with a laugh "I feel like I have learnt so much more about you guys, I mean who know Santana hasn't always been a stuttering mess"
All mistakes are my own and I hope you enjoyed