Mdog: Are you ready to rock!

Itachi: No.

Mdog: To bad! Do the disclaimer or else!

Itachi: Or else what?

Mdog: This! flashes embarrassing pictures of Itachi

Itachi: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! All right, all right, I'll do the exclaimer!

Itachi: Mdog does does not own Naruto. If she did, God help us all…

Mdog:…Thanks…

Mdog's House

Our hero's Mdog, Freeglader, Shad, Maddie, and Raven (not the one from Teen Titans) are watching their favorite show of all time-Naruto.

After watching two straight hours of Naruto on Mdog's tivo, they decide to raid the fridge and cabinets.

"Man," Shad said munching on a BBQ chip, "I wish all of us were in the Naruto world."

In a blinding flash, we were all transported in a very dark and expensive forest.

"Ow…"Mdog groaned. Man, what a drop. Okay, were are we?

"I believe were lost in a very dark and expensive forest," Shad said.

-POW-

"Ow!" Shad exclaimed. "That hurt!" ( For those who don't know what happened, Mdog hit Shad on the head)

"Was it supposed to tickle?" Maddie sneered.

"Oh shut up!" Shad yelled.

"Well what do we do now?" Freeglader quietly asked. "We can't just stand around here doing nothing."

"Good point, agreed Raven. "We should look for a town or somebody."

"Hi there," Sasori said jumping from the tree.

"AHHHHHH!" Everyone screamed.

"Ah!" Freeglader screeched. "SASORI! MY LOVE!

"Oh, s," Sasori squeaked.

And with a mighty leap, Freeglader pounced on her innocent prey-Sasori.

"Hey you," a deep voice spoke. "Girl, yes you, get off of our teammate."

"Make me," Freeglader taunted while holding out her tongue.

"Grr," the voice growled. "Fine then I'll get him myself."

Then from out of the shadows was Itachi followed by Kisame, Deidara, and Zetzu.

"That will not stop us," Shad boldly replied. "Because we are the nights who say 'believe it!'"

But Mdog, Maddie, and Raven took one giant step away from her. All except Freeglader wasn't paying any attention since she was smothering him with bone crushing love. (Mdog :Poor, poor Sasori.)

"Very well," Itachi sighed. Capture them!"

The girls had a face like this: o.0 and ran into different part of the forest, screaming all the way.

Mdog P.O.V.

After Itachi the bastard said, "Capture them!" I ran there was no tomorrow. Unlike the others, this black sister doesn't want to get caught by no Akatsuki. I hid in the hollow space inside of the tree. I spot a pair of ninja shoes. But the feet are BLUE. Oh, crap.

End of Mdog P.O.V.

Shad P.O.V.

"YAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!"

End of Shad P.O.V.

Maddie & Raven P.O.V.

"Damn that Itachi!" They both growled while running.

End Maddie & Raven P.O.V.

Meanwhile

"Alright," Itachi crocked. "Find those girls…they might be useful to us."

"Not the one hugging me to death!" Sasori screeched.

"He he," Deidara cackled. "Aw, light up Sasori, you know you like her. Yeah."

"NO.I.DO.NOT.!" Sasori breathed.

"And sooner or later," Deidara continued," you'll have a doll dressed up like her and playing with her everyday. Yeah."

"You sicken me," Sasori seethed.

"I know," Deidara squealed. "Isn't great!"

End of first chapter

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