The Marvelous Misadventures of a Sneaky Slytherin

by Libitina-Belladonna

Being the son of black widow Tristessa Zabaini is not easy, as Blaise has found out. Burring his step-fathers, keeping his mother out of Azkaban, and now dealing with all the kooks and nut jobs at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.

1. Chapter 1

(Blaise's P.O.V)

Well mother had buried another one, that makes what 10 now, no 11 if you count Paul, but Paul was already dying, mother just finished him off. Mother's husbands make excellent fertilizer for the garden. The roses were especially nice this year. Thats where we buried Armand. I wonder if mother will run out of pureblooded men to marry and bury. I wonder if thats why there are so few purebloods left.

I sighed as I packed for Hogwarts, Mother was sitting on my bed crying.

" You can't go darling, It's too soon. You just got so good a burring them!"She then broke out in loud sobs into her expensive silk hankie.

" Mother, maybe I'll learn some useful skills at school, there are sure to be some nice, untraceable, poisons in potions class, or how bout learning how to make a creature stampede over someone, we haven't done that yet."

" Sniffle You think so?'

"Yes Mother and you can find a new husband and murder him on winter break so I can be there!"

" Oh, Blaise what would I ever do without you!"

"Get caught and sent to Azkaban for murder?"