A/N~ Okay, I'll start by saying thanks to chibichocolate1313 for helping me name this, I'm useless. 3

Also, I promise I'm not abandoning Chocolate Nicotine for any readers of that, but I needed something new to work on. I'll be updating that as soon as I can.

Disclaimin' 'dis claims: I don't own DN, Matt, Mello or any other characters. Sadly they are not my own to play with. *sighs*

Last thing - warnings, of sorts: I'll be switching up P.O.V but I'll make it clear. And offensive language, yaoi - bumming :D dl, dr. 3

Anyway, I hope you enjoy:

Matt's P.O.V:

SLAM. Well, there goes the door again. SLAM. Does he really have to walk in and out of every room to do that? SLAM. Whenever Mello is in a bad mood, you have to know about it. How does he let you know about it? SLAM. Yeah, that's how.

"Matt." There are only so many things you can do when Mello is in a bad mood. "Matt." But my favourite is definitely to ignore him. "Matt, I'm talking to you." It's so hard not to laugh, but that glare he does... he just looks too pretty to be mad.

"Matt, for fucks sake!" Ah, there goes my controller. For a guy with such angelic features, he can be pretty rough.

I pick my controller back up, carrying on with the game. He's lucky I don't get game rage because he would have gotten that scar on his face years ago, for making me lose that many coins.

"Fine. Whatever." Hey? I paused my game looking around the room to find it empty. Well, that was odd. Last time I ignored him like that he ripped all of my cigarettes in half, lit them and created that wonderful mark of love burned in to my PlayStation. Just because I cried, doesn't mean seeing his little hissy fits isn't funny. Because they are.

Oh, well. I'm sure he had to pee and he'll be back to ruin my stuff in a moment. I unpaused the game, running as fast as a little blue hedgehog could, expecting to hear a door slam any moment.

Except I didn't. I was just being greeted by my good ol' pal Mr. Robotnik when I felt a loop being created around my neck. Was that a collar?

"Mello. What the fuck are you doing?!" He yanked it tighter. Ow. Did he have a fucking leash?

"Mello." I glared, but he just looked back at me with a stern look on his face.

"Sh." He pulled the leash again. Yes, that's what it was. "Bad Matt."

"Mello, seriously. What ar- Fuck!" He pulled it again, each time harder than the last.

"Sh." He snapped, this time smirking at me. "You really ought to listen to people when they're talking to you, Matt."

I just stared back in disbelief. Although this wasn't exactly out of character for Mello, I honestly hadn't expected it.

"Bedroom. Now." He instructed. I couldn't help but laugh. Is he serious? "Matt. Bedroom, now. Before I drag you there by this lead."

Okay, so he was serious. I stood up from the couch and began walking to our room when he ruffled my hair. He's keeping the act up? I shook my head and just growled back at him, hearing a small ringing sound. Did he have a bell?

He yanked on the leash again - for fun, I can only assume. I heard it again. The ringing was me. My collar has a fucking bell.

He was fucking loving this. And as much as I hate to admit it. I am too.

A/N~ Soo, let me know what you think so far? I know it's a little on the short side, but still c:

Carlazard used charm! It was super effective!

Reader became infatuated.

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